Let’s talk about Taoist Lu Ya, this guy is the most scattered person in the world, with high cultivation and high seniority. Except for the ancestor Hongjun, no one knows his background.

Although Huang Shiren is very familiar with the Battle of the Gods, he can't figure out the origin of this cheap master. He only knows that in the Romance of the Gods, Lu Ya seems to have a deep relationship with the Ansect. Whenever Jiang Ziya and the others encounter difficulties, he will show up and take a little action to easily dissolve it. After finishing, he will slap his butt and leave, and continue to be free and happy.

Yun Zhongzi, who is the beloved disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun of the Chan Sect, fucked his boy, took his Fenglei stick, and took off the beam, which was a broken can and gave up. But Lu Ya asked himself how to answer this? Lao Huang looked at Lu Ya and felt uneasy. If Lu Ya, who has a lot of connection with the Chan Sect, is he causing trouble for himself if he is unhappy about this matter, then Lao Huang, I will be unlucky.

Huang Shiren thought about it, and had to say in detail what had happened before. Of course, during the story, he couldn't help but add fuel to the fire and outlined Yun Zhongzi's appearance of bullying others with power. How difficult and hard, how persevering, how powerful and powerful he could not bend. In one sentence, sum up Lao Huang's attitude: Grandma's, it's all he forced me!

"Master, that guy Yun Zhongzi relies on being a member of the Academic Sect to bully him everywhere. If it weren't for your good disciple's mind, I'm afraid I wouldn't have seen you today!" Huang Shiren hugged Lu Ya's thighs, and snot and tears. He was so pitiful.

"Hahahaha!" After hearing this, Lu Ya smiled so hard that his stomach hurt, and clapped his hands and said, "Okay! Shiren, you are doing this ticket well!"

"Ah!?" Huang Shiren twitched when he heard this: "Master, aren't you angry?"

"Why am I angry?"

"Aren't you a good friend to the Chan Sect? I became a Taoist boy who turned over Yun Zhongzi and snatched him the Fenglei Stick. Are you angry?"

"I'm so annoyed!" Lu Ya yawned and said, "It's a master that He Chan has some connection, but that was just a matter of agreeing to Hongjun."

"What's the matter?" How could Huang Shiren miss such an opportunity to gossip.

"It's not a big deal. Master and Hongjun played cards and lost to that guy. He promised to mention him to take care of his disciples when he had time, especially the Ancestral Sect." Lu Ya glanced at Langlang Sky with annoyed, and said, "I was so annoyed that Yuanshi was once, I was annoyed once. My nose was on my head. I pretended to be a gentleman all day, but it was not a good thing! I was very annoyed! There was also the guy from Bajing Palace who looked extremely deep all day, but he was full of conspiracies and tricks. I couldn't stand it! If it weren't for Hongjun's face, grandma, with my personality, I would have slapped them so hard in the face!"

"Oh. So that's it." Huang Shiren nodded.

No wonder in the Romance of the Gods, Lu Ya appeared to solve the problem for the Ancestral Sect, and turned around and left, ignoring the Ancestral Sect's people. So that's the case.

"The guy Yun Zhongzi is the same as Yuanshi. I originally suspected that he was the seed of Yuanshi. Being able to fall into your hands can also be considered a lesson." Lu Ya was very satisfied with what Huang Shiren did.

"Master is so light. Why is your disciple leaving your hometown? Are you afraid that Yun Zhongzi will come to you? Behind you, Taoist, I am still a small true immortal now. You can slap me to death with just one slap." Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Master, it doesn't matter if I die, I'm a bad life, but you're embarrassed. People will say: Come and see, Lu Ya's disciple was slapped to death. Isn't he awesome? It seems that he is a golden and jade. Master, don't you think so?"

"That's right." Lu Ya looked at Huang Shiren, knowing that this guy was going to make his own decisions, and then said, "But it's okay. When you meet Yun Zhongzi's group of people in the future, you will say you are my apprentice, so it's natural that you're okay."

"Hi! Master, you're just a mess!"

"What's going on?"

"I am a teacher. Do you know this? I know the heaven, the earth, and the great successor knows. Besides, who knows it? Besides, I don't have your certificate, how can people believe it?" Huang Shiren shouted.

"Yes." Lu Ya sat up, looked at Huang Shiren's face, and said, "I'll write on your face that you are my apprentice, wouldn't that be fine?"

"Master, you are naughty again! Your apprentice is relying on your face to make a living!" Huang Shiren gave Lu Ya a blank look, looked at the purple gold gourd behind Lu Ya, and smiled wickedly.

Grandma, I think this gourd behind Master is the famous and most famous killer in the world.

"Master, why not do this. Give me your gourd, first, let's leave a souvenir, second, the gourd is in my hands, and people will know that I am your apprentice at a glance. How about it?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

"It's not impossible." Lu Ya nodded.

"Thank you, Master!" Huang Shiren was overjoyed!

Grandma, with this immortal-killing flying knife, I am afraid of WHO! Yun Zhongzi came, and I said, "Please turn around" and I could get the guy's white hair in an instant!

Lao Huang stretched out his big hand and was about to get it, but was blocked by Lu Ya.

"Advisor, I didn't say I want to give you this gourd."

"Master, why are you a liar? You just said it's not impossible!"

"Unfortunate! Then I didn't say it's OK!" Lu Ya opened his eyes and said, "I honestly tell you that this gourd is not very important to me. However, this is when I was killing three corpses, I used my own evil corpse training. With your cultivation level, it will not only be impossible to use at all, but may also hurt you."

Damn, no wonder the legendary immortal-killing flying sword is the first murderous aura. It turns out to be Lu Ya’s evil corpse!

"Then Master, I don't want the gourd anymore. If you have any innate treasures, innate spiritual treasures, give me a basket of them, a good disciple! Also, if there are eight-turn golden elixirs and nine-turn golden elixirs, you can also bring a sack for your disciple!"

"You bastard! Do you think I am Pangu!? Just pulling out the roots and hairs is a magic weapon!?" Looking at this evil disciple, Lu Ya was so angry that he couldn't help laughing and crying.

"Master, you have accepted my disciple, so you must not give me a gift! I just saw you take out good things from your bag! Master, be kind and not too stingy!"

"Your mother!" Lu Ya cursed, took the next one and said, "To be honest, I got this bag by a young monk who killed me. I want magic treasures and immortal pills to be of no use!"

"Master! I don't care. If you don't give me any benefits today, I will tell people everywhere: My master Lu Ya is the most stingy person in the world! You have to sieve your urinary urination and you have to go back to the stove if you poop!"

"You bastard!" Lu Ya couldn't help Huang Shiren, sighed, sat up, glanced at Huang Shiren, and said, "I don't have magic weapons for the time being. When I meet someone I don't like in the future, I will kill you and take some of them. I will owe you some of them first. How about it?"

"What else can I do? I can't beat you!"

"Good apprentice, being a teacher is not an iron rooster. I have martial arts here, do you learn it?" Lu Ya said with a smile.

"Techniques!" Huang Shiren's eyes lit up and he shouted, "That's OK! Master, you can teach me to kill the three corpses now. I heard that if you kill the three corpses, you will become a saint!"

"Your grandma! Do you think killing three corpses is like cutting watermelons!"

"Master, you are so stupid. I call your master. Just call your mother grandma. Why do you greet your mother? It's really unfilial!"

"I slap you to death with one palm!"

...

The two bitches, the master and disciple, made the surroundings messy. Jin Dasheng had already been away from home and hit a tree by himself.

Although Lu Ya has been practicing for countless years, he is a master, but this is the first time for him to accept disciples. He met a black-hearted boy like Huang Shiren, and was so confused by Huang Shiren.

"Disciple, what tricks do you have now? Use it to let your teacher see, so that you can prescribe the right medicine." Lu Ya smiled.

Huang Shiren couldn't say a word. He was just a second-rate man. His father didn't love the queen and didn't love her. The only thing he took was the thunder in his palm. In front of Lu Ya, he used a round and drove the ground away half of it. After finishing the work, he was proud.

"Master, look at my palm thunder, isn't it good?"

"Oh, it's actually Taixiao Zhenglei, okay! It's a rare thing." Lu Ya twisted his beard and said, "It's a pity that such a Zhenglei is a waste of resources when put in your hands!"

"Master, you don't speak like human words!"

"I'm telling the truth. Taixiao Zheng Lei is ranked second in the top ten Zheng Lei, with infinite power. Your palm thunder is really useless. In this way, how about you teach the Five Thunder Dharma to your master?"

"What is the Five Thunder Dharma?"

"In the Taoist Dharma, the best of the thunder Dharma, the Five Thunder Dharma is the Five Thunder Dharma, the Five Thunder Dharma, and the Five Thunder Dharma. There is no distinction between good and evil. It is three stages. In the first stage, we first eliminate all karma and cultivate internal alchemy. The second stage is to cultivate thunder with the five internal organs. The third stage is to cultivate the innate qi. The three stages are to "use evil to enter the right, practice Taoism with the right, and combine the truth with the Tao'. Practice this method, you can open the five thunder, cultivate to the high level, attract thunder tribulation to attack the opponent, and will definitely turn the opponent into ash. I usually use this to destroy corpses and traces. When I reach the right result, and obtain the heavenly way, and cultivate to the innate qi, you can transform the three purity. The Taishang Laojun is a master of this, but the master does not like this thing, so he has not practiced to that level."

Isn’t this the five thunder bomb? Thinking about it, it can attract such a terrifying thing to attack the opponent, Huang Shiren was so happy. He also heard that he could achieve the Three Pure Ones in the end and transform into one qi and the Three Pure Ones. Grandma’s, this is the trump card of the Taishang Laojun, and it’s very loud.

"Good master, I want to learn!"

“So great!”

"Master, I'll ask a little bit, how many years will it take to achieve this method?"

"I guess I'll have to achieve success in 100,000 or 200,000 years."

"Master, you can die if you don't fool others!"

On the Huangtugang, Huang Shiren's curse came!

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The first update is here! I drank until midnight last night.

well.
Chapter completed!