Wise Conversation of Dear Premier Zhou
1. A Western reporter asked Premier Zhou: "Mr. Prime Minister, are there any prostitutes in China now?" Many people wondered: How to ask such a question? Everyone is concerned about how Premier Zhou answered. Premier Zhou said affirmatively: "Yes!" The audience was in an uproar and there were many discussions. Premier Zhou saw everyone's doubts and added: "Chinese prostitutes are in Taiwan Province of our country." Applause was thunderous.
------------- The reporter's question was very sinister. He designed a trap for Premier Zhou to drill. After China's liberation, all brothels in the mainland were closed. The original prostitutes had become self-reliant workers after transformation. The reporter thought: If you ask the question "Is there a prostitute in China?", Zhou Enlai will definitely say "no". Once you really answer this way, you will fall into his trap. He will immediately say "Taiwan has a prostitute". At this time, you can't say "Taiwan is not China's territory". The sinisterness of this question is here. Of course, Premier Zhou saw through his tricks at a glance. This answer not only realized the sinister intention of splitting Chinese territory, but also contrasted the contrast between the good social atmosphere in the mainland and Taiwan. Oh, Premier Zhou thought about the problem carefully and meticulously, and at the same time he responded so quickly, it would be difficult for you not to admire him!
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2. Foreign journalists asked Premier Zhou Enlai with malicious intentions: "In your China, why is it called 'road' even if people walk on the road?" Premier Zhou replied without hesitation: "We are following the Marxist road, referred to as the road for short."
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3. When the US delegation visited China, an official once said in front of Premier Zhou: "Chinese people like to walk with their heads down, but we Americans always walk with our heads raised." As soon as this was said, the words were shocked. Premier Zhou was calm and said with a smile: "This is not surprising. Because we Chinese people like to walk uphill, while you Americans like to walk downhill."
-------- The words of American officials obviously contained great insults to the Chinese. The Chinese staff present were very angry, but they were unable to strongly rebuke the other party's rudeness due to diplomatic occasions. If you swallow your anger and let the other party's humiliation, then what is the national prestige? Premier Zhou's answer made Americans understand what softness is, and in the end, the embarrassment is the Americans themselves.
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4. During an interview with Premier Zhou, an American journalist accidentally saw an American-made Parker pen on the Prime Minister's desk. The reporter asked in a sarcastic tone: "Prime Minister, why do you Chinese people still use our American-made pen?" After hearing this, Premier Zhou said humorously: "When talking about this pen, it's a long story. This is a gift from a North Korean friend to fight against the United States. I received my reward. I refused to accept it. A North Korean friend said, "Let's leave it as a souvenir. I think it's meaningful, so I left this pen from your country." When the American journalist heard this, he was speechless.
-------- What does it mean to shoot yourself in the foot? This is a typical example. The reporter's original intention was to mock Premier Zhou: Why can't you Chinese even produce better pens, and you have to import them from our United States. As a result, Premier Zhou said that this was a spoil from the Korean battlefield, which made the reporter lose all his face. It was also because he wanted to compete with Premier Zhou, but he didn't even have any door.
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5. A Western reporter said: "How much funds does the People's Bank of China have?" Zhou Enlai said tactfully: "What is the money of the People's Bank of China? It has 18 yuan, 8 jiao and 8 cents." When he saw everyone's puzzled, he explained: "The denomination issued by the People's Bank of China is 10 yuan, 5 yuan, 2 yuan, 5 jiao, 2 jiao, 1 jiao, 5 jiao, 2 jiao, 5 jiao, 2 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao, 1 jiao..."
Pictures of Premier Zhou shocking the world! Chinese people must see it!
Chinese people must see it!
Don’t misunderstand that Zhou Enlai is busy and business-minded. He is actually the supreme saint and a great thinker;
Don’t misunderstand Zhou Enlai’s restrainedness and conceit, he is actually very affectionate and always free and unrestrained;
Don’t misunderstand Zhou Enlai’s feminine and aggrievedness. He is actually very masculine and fiery and unrestrained;
Don’t misunderstand Zhou Enlai’s voice and tolerance, that is actually great wisdom and courage, the most self-knowledge and knowledgeable person…
At that time, the ambassador to the United Nations proposed to the then-United Nations Secretary-General, "Why can China's Zhou Enlai enjoy the treatment of lowering the flag, but other countries cannot?"
The Secretary-General of the United Nations answered them in this way: Any one of you can do these three points in the week:
1. No penny left behind after death
2. After Zhou's death, no son or daughter
3. No ashes left
Chapter completed!