Chapter 407: Gathering the crowd to defecate(1/2)
Daniel turned around and saw this scene. His mind turned and he looked at Xu Cheng with shock and anger: "Did you poison us?"
Xu Cheng was overjoyed all of a sudden: "You have a very big imagination. Have you ever been beaten by a psychotic gunman?"
Daniel also thought it was impossible, and suddenly his expression changed and his stomach became cramped.
He ignored talking to Xu Cheng, turned around and left with his hands on his stomach, while the other guards had already rushed to the nearby toilet ahead of him.
A group of people hugged their bellies, bent over, and hurried out of the canteen.
The first person who rushed to the toilet found that the toilet door was closed. When he looked down, he found that the door was locked with a thick chain.
"ah!"
He let out a cry of sorrow: "Which bastard locked the door?!"
The other guards were shocked when they heard this, and rushed forward one after another, trying to pull the chains apart, but a group of people were crowded together and it was so messy that they couldn't do anything.
"Everyone get out of the way!"
With a loud shout, Daniel pushed through the crowd, raised his foot and kicked towards the toilet door.
Bang!
The whole door shook when he kicked it, and a lot of dust fell, but the chain on it was still strong.
Daniel's expression changed, and he almost lost his liver hilus due to excessive exertion. He quickly took a few deep breaths and held them back forcefully.
Everyone else was also trying their best to endure it, as if wearing a mask of pain on their faces.
The nearest toilet is in the dormitory, but it is several hundred meters away and there are only three toilets, which cannot accommodate so many people at the same time.
Xu Cheng had already followed him out of the cafeteria, looking at this scene with a smile.
It's a pity that Archer didn't have a mobile phone, otherwise the scene of a dozen grown men clamping their legs together and covering their buttocks with their hands would be worth taking and collecting.
"Archer!"
Daniel noticed Xu Cheng who was watching the show, gritted his teeth and said, "Come here and help us...open the toilet door!"
With Xu Cheng's strength, which can break a tree with one kick, it is no problem to kick open a door.
The reason why he gritted his teeth was not because Daniel was angry at this time, but because he was about to reach the limit of his patience.
Xu Cheng smiled: "Sorry, you will have to pay for damage to public property."
Daniel gritted his teeth and said, "I...will help you compensate!"
Xu Cheng still shook his head: "But you just told me to be more honest, but I didn't dare."
Daniel: "..."
At this time, a guard next to him finally reached the end of his patience and let out a scream, followed by a pop.
This sound seemed to be a signal, followed by several more popping sounds in succession, and the stench filled the air.
Daniel could hardly hold it in any longer and felt the most critical moment in his life.
He looked around, and then rushed to the empty courtyard not far away: "Follow me!"
The guards followed him without hesitation, like a group of warriors rushing to the battlefield. Unfortunately, they ran away like ducks with their hands on their stomachs and buttocks and their legs clamped, destroying the warm-blooded atmosphere.
After Daniel jumped over the dry flower bed filled with snow, he quickly took off his pants and squatted on the ground, with an expression of relief on his face.
The other guards followed suit and jumped into the flower garden one after another, and a dozen of them lined up in a row.
The next second, there was an earth-shattering sound, and more than a dozen people sprayed together. The scene was really spectacular.
At the gate of the manor, a luxury car slowly drove in and stopped in front of the gate of the mansion.
Yin Fulin sat in the back seat and did not get out of the car immediately, but closed her eyes to rest.
In the driving seat, Ed acted as the driver, and the co-pilot was the butler Wayne. Both of them knew Yin Fulin's habits, so they both kept quiet and did not disturb her.
A few minutes later, Yin Fulin suddenly opened her eyes: "Do you think Lucien will be willing to admit defeat?"
Lucian is one of the candidates for the clan leader and Yin Fulin's competitor. The two sides have been fighting for many years, but Yin Fulin has always had the upper hand and will recently achieve a decisive victory.
But she knew Lucian's character well, and she knew that he was not a person who would give up easily, and might jump out of the framework of fair competition and engage in some underhanded methods.
The two people in front of her, the guard captain Ed and the butler Wayne, are the people Yin Fulin trusts the most, and she usually asks them for their opinions.
Hearing Yin Fulin's question, the two of them began to think about it, and Ed replied concisely: "No."
Wayne also frowned and said, "Probably not, but he has already lost, so what can he do?"
Yin Fulin asked again: "What if he uses methods that violate the rules?"
The competition between candidates has a set of hidden rules to ensure fairness and justice, but it does not mean that every candidate will abide by this set of rules.
Wayne thought for a while and said in a deep voice: "I will send people to keep an eye on Lucien's every move, and the personnel we have deployed have successfully approached the opponent's core. Any news will be sent back as soon as possible."
Wayne was not only the butler, but also in charge of Yin Fulin's intelligence work.
Yin Fulin nodded. Wayne had been working hard for more than ten years and had never made any mistakes in his work. It was reassuring to leave the matter to him.
The group of people got out of the car and were about to return to the mansion, when they suddenly heard a scream from a distance.
The expressions of the three people changed, and then they looked at each other with surprise and uncertainty in their eyes.
Could it be that Lucian sent people to attack the manor?
The three of them quickly rushed towards the direction where the screams came from, and soon followed the screams to the toilet near the cafeteria, where they saw Xu Cheng's back from a distance.
Yin Fulin's eyes narrowed and she thought it was Xu Cheng making trouble, but Ed shouted: "What are you doing here?"
Xu Cheng turned around and saw his face clearly, and Wayne's heart skipped a beat.
But Xu Cheng, as if he didn't know him at all, pointed in the direction of the courtyard: "I'm not doing anything, I'm just admiring the confusing behavior of humans here."
The three of them turned their heads to look, and then froze.
I saw a dozen guards, headed by Daniel, squatting in a row behind the flower garden, making popping noises from time to time.
A foul smell drifted down the air, and you didn't need to guess what was going on here.
Yin Fulin had no expression on her face, but her face was as cold as ice.
Her elite bodyguards actually formed a group to defecate in public in broad daylight.
Is it her usual magnanimity and generosity that allows these guys to let themselves go freely?
If something like this were to spread, her reputation would probably be like jumping off a cliff, falling below the sea level in an instant. She wouldn't be competing for the patriarch of the clan, but might as well be competing for the annual funny person.
Ed's eyes darkened, and his face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.
Is it because the toilet is not warm enough or the toilet is not smooth enough for you little bastards to go outside and expose your butts to shame?
These guards were trained by him. They were not shitting in public. They were clearly shitting on Ed's face.
After Ed took a deep breath, he let out an angry roar like a lion's roar.
"Daniel!
!”
Hearing the captain's angry voice, Daniel stood up reflexively and shouted: "Here!"
But he remembered that he hadn't put on his pants yet, so he squatted down again.
Seeing that the eldest lady, the first steward and the guard captain were all there, Daniel looked like he was about to cry, and the expressions of the other guards were not much better.
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Their squirting wasn't over yet, and they didn't bring the paper.
Yin Fulin looked at Xu Cheng, why was he the only one okay? Does this farce have anything to do with him?
"Ha ha ha ha!"
A burst of cheerful laughter like silver bells suddenly came from far to near.
Everyone turned to look and saw Dinah running over with her skirt in both hands and an impatient smile on her face.
Behind her, the little maid followed closely, holding a camera in her hand.
"Where is it? Archer Grant, let me take a photo of your..."
Dinah's voice stopped suddenly, and her running movements stopped in place because she saw Yin Fulin with a cold face.
Why is my sister here?
Dinah was confused. She heard from the maid that Xu Cheng drank the hot drink, so she came here with a camera just to take pictures of him transforming into a Splatoon.
"Miss, here you go!"
The little maid behind her didn't notice the person in front of her. When she saw Dinah stop, she immediately handed over the camera.
Snap!
Dinah slapped the camera away, then showed an innocent smile to Yin Fulin: "Sister, it has nothing to do with me."
Yin Fulin turned around and walked back, leaving a sentence at the same time: "Follow me!"
Dinah's face was stiff, and then she noticed that Xu Cheng was looking here with a smile, and she suddenly became angry: "You guy, why are you laughing?!"
To be continued...