Chapter 136, Eton College and the French Kiss
"Hey, have you heard that Edward was listless when he was in school this morning and asked him what happened, but he actually said that his brain was broken!"
"What? My brain is so bad? Are you sure what Edward said? This is what he said?"
"It's absolutely true! If you don't believe it, go and ask yourself. Look, isn't he there? Go and ask, I'm sure he will say that!"
Just then, Edward's voice did sound in the corner.
"It's no big deal, I'm just broken."
This happened in the cafeteria of St. John Junior High School. Around 12 noon, the students who had finished class were rushing to eat into their mouths. After all, the lunch break is limited, and who doesn't want to play for a while at noon?
"I'm the first to believe it if he has a broken brain."
Sitting in a corner of the dining table, an eighth-grade girl sneered: "A person who usually has such good academic performance, suddenly took the final exam last year and then left a level one. How could it be if her brain was not broken?"
"Susanna, don't say that, Edward is very pitiful."
A serious drama is being staged in a corner of the restaurant called Edward's Les Miserables, starring him, with his usual good buddy and admirer as supporting roles. The plot is that people around him constantly ask him why he is mentally depressed today, while he keeps answering that his brain is broken, his IQ has dropped, and he is brainless.
Then the spectators around kept expressing their opinions.
However, in a certain corner, there are exceptions.
Xixi was eating slowly and looking at the girl in front of her with strange eyes.
"Isn't it really your hand?"
Sitting opposite her, Alice rubbed her forehead with distress for the first time today: "Please, my dear, you have asked this question so many times, what can I do? Can I still have hypnosis? Let him keep guarding those lines and say it all the time?"
Xixi looked towards the theater: "Then why did he become that way? It's impossible for you to be so stupid, right?"
Alice curled her lips: "Pretty is pity to attract your attention, just like he was resigning. I am really convinced to create opportunities for myself in this way."
Xixi touched her face, but somehow her face became a little hot.
So, her chewing speed naturally slowed down: "Alice, after dinner, there is still half an hour before class, go out for a walk?"
Of course, Alice didn't care. After eating the last little lunch in just a few bites, she took Xixi's little hand and walked out of the teaching building.
It was noon now, and it was the first day of school. Many students who had not seen each other during the holiday were wandering together in groups of three or five, and the playground was full of people. This is the case with Lincoln High School not far away. This September was also the day when Ashley walked from St. John to Lincoln. Even Wuya was a sixteen-year-old girl. In a blink of an eye, life was so fast.
"Actually, it was an accident that Ashley could go to school here."
Alice held Sissi's hand and walked around the teaching building: "If she hadn't missed the exam for that serious illness back then, she would have gone to a private middle school to attend classes, so how could she live in Culver City?"
Xixi nodded in agreement: "Yes, but if it were me, Alice, ask you a question, do you think it's time for me to apply for Eton now?"
Alice raised her eyebrows: "You want to take the exam? Good guy, that's not easy!"
No one has ever heard of Eton College in the UK? Although this school established in the 15th century only enrolls more than 200 students every year, 70 of them will be admitted to world-renowned schools. The average number of people entering Oxford and Cambridge reaches about 70, which is a very amazing existence!
Sissi continued to exclaim: "Of course it's not easy. Alice, you should have heard of that statistics? It is said that during World War I, the death rate of British men on the battlefield was about 11, while the death rate of men who graduated from Eton University reached about 20! The people there really brought the chivalrous spirit to the extreme!"
Alice must nodded in agreement with this: "Yes, enjoy privileges in peacetime and lead by example in wartime. The British royal nobles can be popular with the people of the world in modern times. Their examples will be of great significance. Without the enlightenment teachings of Eton, it would be difficult to do this."
“So it’s really hard”
In this way, Xixi even let out a weak moan: "There are thousands of students applying for it every year, but the admission is only more than 200. Although the proportion is not as low as an exaggerated level, the registration conditions themselves are very harsh. It is not an outstanding student in private primary schools, and it is difficult to pass the registration threshold."
It happened that the two of them walked along the teaching building to a stairs, and they sat down.
After hearing Xixi's feelings, Alice suddenly felt something was wrong.
"Slowly, slow, slow, Sissi, how do I remember that Eton School is a boys' school!?"
Even though I hadn't even been to the UK in my previous life, Alice certainly knew that this best middle school in the UK should be a boys' school!?
Why is Sissi still having the idea of it?
Could it be
Facing Alice's strange gaze, Xixi's mouth twitched: "What are you looking at? Of course I'm a girl, you idiot!"
"It's okay, we're not afraid of admitting it. Even if you are a simple child, I will love you for the rest of your life."
But seeing Alice still looked treacherous, Sissi had to roll her eyes: "I said it's a great genius. Although I know you don't even care about any university, please do you feel more attentive? Eton University broke the convention over the past few centuries and set a precedent for recruiting female students since last year. Have you never paid attention to such a big news? "
Alice's innocent expression meant that she really didn't pay attention.
"Do you want to die?"
In this way, Xixi sat beside her, stared at her fiercely, and turned her face over.
"I told you a long time ago that I dreamed of going to Eton School. We have known each other for two or three years, right? How come your smart big head turned into a pig's head at this time!"
"Are you sure you told me?"
"How could I not tell you?"
"Of course you haven't told me!"
"You said I didn't tell you before!"
"Of course I haven't said it to you slowly, this is wrong, right?"
As soon as the words came, both girls stared at each other with a fierce look on their faces.
Then, he burst into laughter and was all happy.
Alice shook her hair: "To be honest, I really don't know when Eton College will be able to recruit girls."
Xixi snorted with a proud look on her face: "Didn't you say that last year's news was just when we entered St. John together."
Alice suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out that the reason why Eton recruits girls is because I was in middle school."
"Well, yes, hurry up, hey, can you be more arrogant??"
"Dear, this is not called arrogant, this is called secondary school, you're"
"Uh, are you sure the word just now was in Japanese? What is the use of this?"
One sentence caused a thousand waves. Anyway, I was idle. Fortunately, Alice told Xixi about the meaning of the word "second" and the usage of "behind the past" to listen to.
"Your head."
In this way, when the class bell rang, Sissi smiled and patted Alice's head: "Why are there always something that others can't think of?"
His eyes were a little weird, and Xixi's eyes were definitely a little weird.
I felt a little embarrassed by those bright green eyes. Alice laughed dryly and left her head: "It's just smarter, you don't know."
The playground became much quieter in an instant. When the ringtones fell, all the students except those in physical education classes had already been in their place and were all staying in the teaching building.
"By the way"
After a moment of silence, Sissi hugged her knees and looked down at the steps, her head facing Alice.
"Why are you so excited when Edward came to bother me this morning?"
The atmosphere is a bit weird.
Alice blinked: "My territory, my dear, that bastard dared to go to Vinton Street to confess his love. Of course I want to drive him away."
Sissi's head was pressed against her head, and a hint of warm California wind that was slightly cool in early autumn blew, causing the two of them to float together.
"But you ran so fast at that time. Last year's Olympic men's 100-meter final was that level, right?"
Alice pressed her fingers on her heart and turned around to reduce her heart rate.
"Hehe, do you admire me very much? Oh, don't be shy, Xixi, it's okay to kiss me."
As soon as he finished speaking, a warm feeling suddenly fell on his face.
The two looked at each other speechlessly.
Both of them stared at each other.
Xixi: "What do you think? You will have to have a joke when you meet Ashley. What's the big deal if I kiss you?"
Alice: "Well, the problem is, Ashley's kiss is very enthusiastic. You are too light, right? A French girl is not romance, but the other party is an Italian girl who is very enthusiastic. Are you sure she will be compared with it?"
Sissi even twisted her nose: "Compare with her? Let's get it over. Alice wants to talk about kissing, French wet kiss, isn't that our patent??"
Alice looked at the sky with her eyes and waved her legs: "Seeing is true, and hearing is false."
Looking at the sky with both eyes and ears with six directions, Alice could see that Sissi suddenly took a deep breath.
"What are you going to do!"
Then, suddenly, her mouth was blocked.
The hand was much stronger than usual, and it pulled Alice's neck so hard that she had to twist it, and then there was a burst of fragrance, and then it was a scent of it.
Her head froze completely.
Then, it's a whole minute.
"I'm so suffocating!"
A minute later, Sissi let go of Alice and put her tongue back into her mouth.
Then, she raised her eyebrows proudly: "Do it, no matter how many times Ashley slapped you in the face in the future, your first kiss will be mine."
The dead silence is like the sky and the deep sea being in harmony, surrounded by unparalleled high pressure, enough to make anyone breathless, and even most creatures die suddenly.
Alice's face was twisted like Picasso.
Facing Xixi's proud expression, her throat squirmed for a while.
"Damn! How much spit did you spit into my mouth!?" To be continued.
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Chapter completed!