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Chapter 1 The rebirth of the dead house can't be so handsome

Wang Huan has always believed in the research of a German scientist, that life lies in laziness. This scientific basis will not be mentioned for the time being, but his philosophy is that people should not move if they want to move, and do not take the initiative to exercise vigorously. Those who go to the gym and sweat silly will not live long.

"Well, this is probably one of the scientific theories that Dead Owners love the most, second only to the invention of the Internet." Wang Huan used this as an argument to post such a post on his favorite anime forum, and also received the consent of countless Dead Owners.

Wang Huan just moved to a new home. This was bought by his parents and himself with the down payment and mortgage. It was a community half an hour drive from the city. I just pulled the internet cable today so he couldn't wait to live in it. Anyway, as long as there is a network dead house there, it would be the same.

A sudden thunder sounded outside, and the common thunderstorm in summer came. Wang Huan had no sense of crisis at all. He was used to the situation where the old house was on the first floor. Thunder would not affect his computer, but it was the tenth floor, and the fact that it was a new house was forgotten by him.

After a loud bang accompanied by a white lightning, Wang Huan felt the darkness in front of his eyes. Before he fell into a coma, he seemed to see the sparks of his beloved computer.

"Damn I want to travel through time!" This was Wang Huan's last thought before he fell into a coma.

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Wang Huan felt as if his head was hit hard by something, and immediately woke up his originally groggy head.

"Damn! Who dares to hit me on the head? I wonder if the man's head is not able to move the woman's waist!" Wang Cheng cursed. Since he miraculously jumped from 1.6 meters to 1.85 meters tall from 1.6 meters to 1.85 meters at the age of 1.85 meters, no one dared to bully him, especially after he really got started with martial arts practice, he relied on his brute force and his ability to wrestle and catch two of them.

"Drink! You're a man! What's the little kid talking nonsense? Who told you to sleep in class? Wang Huan, get up!"

Wang Huan was stunned. He opened his eyes and appeared in front of a strange man.

"Who are you? You are not old enough, so I'll say who is a little kid. I won't go to class ten years ago!" Wang Huan was puzzled. Since he studied chef from a commercial technical school, he has not been to school for a day, and he still went to class, so he's so fucked!

"Bastard! Who are you? You were peeing at the kang at home ten years ago, stand outside!" The man's face was distorted.

At this time, Wang Huan suddenly found a large group of kids around him, looking at him with a smile on his face, and he also found that his perspective was not right. In the past, he rarely looked up and looked down on others. After all, his height of 1.85 meters is not everywhere on the street. Most people are about 1.7 meters tall, but now he is indeed looking up!

"Damn it! I'm getting younger? Or is it a reborn?" Wang Huan murmured in a low voice, and he looked at the strange little kids around him in confusion.

"Hey! Isn't this Liu Yimin? Is that Gong Wen? Cui Xiaoting? These are all old classmates from elementary school to middle school. Long time no see! Didn't Gong Wen die in middle school with bone cancer? Is this a rebirth!" Wang Cheng was so excited that he couldn't suppress himself. I also caught up with the rebirth of the army! I am the king of the world!

Teacher Zhang was so angry that he trembled all over. He had never seen such a student who was a slutty student. He was only in his twenties and had just graduated from a normal school. It was quite rare for a male teacher to be a fourth-grade class teacher, so he was under a lot of pressure, but today he couldn't help it and dared to call himself me. It was unreasonable!

When Wang Huan was confused and happy, he suddenly found that the man in front of him waved his hand and patted him down. As a person who had been practicing martial arts for many years, his reflex nerves had long been engraved in his muscles. After encountering an attack, he subconsciously blocked and counterattacked. This was his instinct that he had worked hard to train.

Wang Huan's left hand suddenly flipped and hit the opponent's wrist hard. This kind of force can be used to remove the attack that is far more powerful than you with the principle of arm leverage. Then he suddenly punched the punch and cut a half circle of 180 degrees from his waist and hit the opponent. It was the first move of the five-step punch, the most basic boxing technique. This move is very simple, but the power is quite good after thousands of exercises.

"Oh! You little bastard!" Teacher Zhang, an ordinary person, has seen the power of kung fu. This is because Wang Huan is still young and cannot exert any power. Otherwise, this punch in the hands of a person who is skilled in martial arts will illuminate a person's nose. As long as you hit the nose, you must smash the bones on your nose, or even pierce the bones into your brain and kill them.

Because Wang Huan is too short, his punch was originally a slap in the face, but it did not hit Teacher Zhang's face at all. However, Wang Huan instinctively chose the best position, which was the other party's crotch. This time, a man was so furious!

"You little bastard." Teacher Zhang's voice changed in pain. Wang Huan used the technique of exerting all his body in martial arts. He first started with his feet and then borrowed centrifugal force from his waist to his wrist to his fist to increase his power. If this was his strength after he went to middle school, Teacher Zhang would be broken.

"Damn, it's reasonable to corporal punishment for students! I'll go to the Education Bureau to sue you if you believe it or not, and then go to the Evening News TV station, look at my hands!"

Because Teacher Zhang was so angry that the slap he slapped was too powerful, Wang Huan's iron arm, which had never been trained before, was now soft like tofu, and the bones of primary school students had not developed completely, so Wang Huan's arms were already purple.

Teacher Zhang was also a little scared. The large area of ​​blue and purple looked scary. The child really ran to the Evening News of the Education Bureau, TV Station, and he had to throw all the blame on himself when he saw it. Then his teacher was just pretending to be a teacher and got out of here. This was not possible. He hurriedly gritted his teeth and smiled, and then said, "Everyone will study for this class." Then he walked out of the classroom, but his steps were a little staggering. You can imagine how painful his egg was!

"Damn it's time to be reborn!" Wang Huan looked at the textbook in front of him helplessly. Elementary school knowledge is nothing in his eyes. The problem is that when he is reborn, can he still be an otaku? There are no animations, no comics, no online novels and games, and I haven't posted these days!

"Oh my God! Get me back!" Wang Huan was depressed!
Chapter completed!
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