Chapter 56 Online dating and dogs(1/2)
A lingering loneliness: “Damn, I’m so angry today!!!”
When chatting online, Xi Luting occasionally swears when he is excited and even more so when he is angry.
Seeing those three exclamation marks, Han Lie roughly understood her anger level.
And he was filled with indignation about it.
Ham for cucumber: “What’s going on?”
Ham for cucumber: "Who bullied you?"
Ham for cucumber: "(anger)(anger)(anger)"
A lonely man: "What a dog man. I'm really impressed. I've never seen that kind of man! Let me tell you..."
Blah blah blah.
It can be seen that Han Lie really offended her.
After chatting for almost a week, Xi Luting never talked to Brother Ham about what happened in his life, but today he talked non-stop.
However, the progress of online relationships is achieved through hard work in reality.
Somewhat funny~~~
A bit lonely: "The dog man is very nice to me one moment, and then dismisses me the other. Damn, what a scumbag! He definitely wants to mess with my mentality!"
Oh, pretty smart.
The concept of PUA is not popular yet, otherwise, she would definitely change it to a more appropriate description.
Han Lie had never underestimated this girl's IQ, so he basically agreed without any principles.
Ham for cucumber: "Yeah, yeah, play hard to get! It's an old trick."
Ham for cucumbers: "Don't get angry with that scumbag. It's pointless. Just treat him like a fart and just let it go."
A hint of loneliness: "Don't worry! I didn't pay him any attention. I raised my head, turned around and left."
A hint of loneliness: "You don't even know how handsome I was back then!"
A hint of loneliness: "The dog man was dumbfounded on the spot. He may regret it now..."
puff!
Han Lie couldn't hold it back anymore and laughed out loud.
Pan Ge raised his head and glanced over, not disturbing Han Lie's self-pleasure.
But Doufu was outspoken and asked jokingly: "Of those two beauties, which one is your girlfriend? We had such a happy chat!"
"Are you asking Fang Feifei and Yu Yun?"
Han Lie put down his phone and replied with a smile: "They are both my sponsors, not my girlfriends."
"Awesome!"
Xiao Dongbei gave a thumbs up, and Ding Ding quickly poured wine for his elder brother.
Doufu was confused: "You are really..."
After all, I’m not very familiar with it, so it’s hard to say the remaining word.
Pan Ge interrupted with a smile: "I finally saved some living expenses, and today it's all on us. I feel so guilty about your barbecue..."
Everyone roared with laughter.
Han Lie stared: "Hey, put down the string of squid before you say this!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Everyone laughed harder and harder, and Tofu almost fell down.
Pan Ge's face was red, her eyebrows were arched, and her oily lips pressed together forcefully. She was extremely beautiful.
Brother Lie's heart was pounding.
This girl... is so deadly!
Her face is only the size of a palm, and her facial features are as delicate as a painting. She obviously has a bad oval face shape, but she can be distinguished from those Internet celebrities at a glance.
That kind of natural agility cannot be cured by any brilliant doctor.
It's purely God's preference.
Han Lie was sitting directly across from him, with only one meter between them. What he saw were first-hand pictures, and it was absolutely thrilling.
The upper, middle and lower courtyards each occupy exactly one third, and the eyes, nose and mouth are extremely delicate.
Static is the textbook golden ratio.
Many models also have the golden ratio, but they only look good in their still photos - because the bones are too hard and the contours are too deep, and the muscles are unevenly distributed, so the dynamic images will expose huge flaws.
However, Pan Ge’s dynamic look is better than the static one.
The bones and flesh are even, the facial features are harmonious, and the various expressions are lively and impactful.
Just looking at her makes one feel happy.
But Han Lie only glanced at it for a few times and stopped looking. He drank another round of wine with everyone and turned his attention back to his mobile phone.
The little cucumbers were impatient.
A twinkling of loneliness: "Where are you?"
A lonely voice: "Rich tycoon? Big brother? Master? My dear legs?!"
A tiny bit of loneliness: "(burst into tears)"
Brother Lie snickered secretly.
Xi Luting was really angry today. He would not let go if he found someone to talk to, completely losing his usual aloofness.
Ham for cucumber: "Sorry, I was just delayed by a friend."
Ham for cucumber: "I think this is the case - let's just write that guy into the novel and design him as a LowB villain, he's so cute!"
A lonely voice: "No!"
Ham for cucumber: "(scratches head) Why?"
A lonely voice: "Uh..."
A twinge of loneliness: "Actually, he is the object of my observation. He is the overbearing CEO-like boy who I mentioned to you once..."
Ham for Cucumber: "Oh~~~The male protagonist borrows the target, right?!"
A lonely voice: "Hey... yes."
Han Lie suppressed his laughter and continued fishing.
Ham for cucumber: "That's not easy to handle... But according to your description, this boy is indeed a bit like that. His heart is as hard as iron. No matter who messes with him, he won't tolerate it at all."
A lonely voice: "Yes, yes! Super cold! He seems to have a dog face, and he will change his mind at any time!"
Ham for cucumber: "So what are you going to do?"
A faint feeling of loneliness: "Me? I don't know..."
Ham for cucumber: "Okay, then let me tell you my attitude."
A lonely voice: "Huh? Oh, you tell me."
Ham for cucumber: "No matter what the reason is, I will definitely support you anyway. Right or wrong is not important to me. I only help the relatives, not the family."
A lonely feeling: "I was moved to tears, woo woo!"
Ham for Cucumber: "We are making friends online, so as long as we can chat, nothing else matters.
But, we cannot do this in life.
I hope you will not believe that you are right because of my unconditional support, and then go further and further down the road of arrogance.
I am always willing to accompany you to scold him and help you relieve your anger, but after you truly return to reality, you still have to pay attention to your sense of proportion...
Forget it, let’s not go on too much, as long as you understand what I mean.”
Xi Luting was stunned.
Are my rich legs too sensible?
The distinction is so clear...
Xi Luting is actually much calmer now, so he can fully realize that today's tragedy was his own fault, and he should be held at least 50% to 70% responsible.
Han Liesan, himself seven.
The reason why she was so angry was because the dog man's reaction was too intense.
Even if I'm wrong, can't you save some face for me?
In front of Pan Ge, you scolded me like an idiot. I hate you!
Xi Luting always prided himself on being rational and calm, but when faced with this kind of situation, he still couldn't control his emotions.
To be continued...