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Chapter 103 Roasted Whole Lamb

"A good person like me,

Should have lived a brilliant life,

Why did it last for more than twenty years?

Still floating in the sea of ​​people,

A smart person like me,

Have said goodbye to simplicity long ago,

Why did I still use a relationship?

Go and change your scars………………”

The fat man sitting in the passenger seat held a large speaker in his hand and connected to Bluetooth. At this time, Mao Buyi's "People Like Me" was playing. The fat man's eyes drifted away from the window, slightly deeper, as if the song was singing his own monologue, and he looked completely stinky. You know, the speaker was used by the fat man to play music at the funeral yesterday. This time he brought it out for the new temple.

Su Bai sat alone in the back seat, and the person who drove was Buddha. The monk went on a journey in advance and got off at Leshan High-speed Railway Station and planned to take the train to Xi'an.

Su Bai did not think that the monk was temporarily separated from him to avoid embarrassment. First, he was not so unspoken, and second, the monk was not the kind of thin-skinned person.

Maybe the monk thought he needed Jing Yijing to prepare for the next advancement. In short, there were only three people left in the car back to the orphanage.

The Buddha answered several calls while driving. On weekdays, he had a stance to his believers and the subordinates of the temple that he was not in sight. However, since he wanted to build a temple, he naturally needed some subordinates to run. Before leaving, the monk also drew a sketch and left it, which was considered a design plan for his part.

After a while, when the new temple was built, the monk might have almost succeeded in advance.

The car was driving on the winding mountain road, and there was heavy fog and the water vapor was heavy, but Su Bai still opened the car window. Soon, a layer of moisture was moistened with clothes and the side of the car window.

"Let's have a rest, do you want to eat something?" asked Master Buddha.

"Then go to the front and have some rest. There is something to eat at the back of the car. Let's have a picnic for yourself." The fat man suggested. In fact, there are restaurants for eating in both the service areas on both sides of the highway and the villages and towns where the road passes through, but the things there are indeed not very good.

After the Buddha leaned over to park the car, the fat man brought some food and drinks out. The brothers and others were holding a can of beer on the grass by the cliff and drinking it first.

The scenery here is indeed good, but people are aesthetically exhausted after all. When you drive all the way, you will not feel anything strange if you see it too much.

Su Bai ate some bread and potato chips, and the fat man went to the nearby river to get the stream water and boiled it with talisman paper and soaked it in two buckets of instant noodles. Su Bai didn't ask for it, so he and Lord Buddha each had a bucket.

To be honest, I just tasted the monk's skills yesterday, and now I'm really a bit hard to swallow when I eat these. In fact, for Su Bai and the other two, eating is just a kind of enjoyment, not for living, so the three of them are actually quite picky about food. The story world is a special environment, naturally there is no way, but in the real world, there is no need for everyone to settle it.

The fat man put down his instant noodles after taking a bite and said helplessly: "Damn, why don't you eat plastic smells like you?"

Fatty begins to get angry.

The Buddha continued to eat leisurely, and Su Bai refused to comment.

The fat man's eyes rolled, looked at Su Bai first, leaned against Su Bai with his shoulder, and asked, "Crown Prince, can you still eat these vulgar food?"

Su Bai smiled and said, "It would be even better if you put some blood on me and give me bread."

"………………” The fat man ate and said to the Buddha, "Master Buddha, let's get some other food? Anyway, there is no hurry to go back to the orphanage, and the road is not far. Since we get off the car and want to have a picnic, we can really have a picnic."

"What can I eat here?" asked Master Buddha.

"Are there goats at the turn just now? Let's get one and get a whole roasted lamb. Fatty, my barbecue skills are pretty good. Just find a way to save some money at that time." Su Bai patted his chest and boasted.

The fat man can cook Sichuan cuisine. He used to cook often at Lao Fang's house. After all, most people who taste delicious can also cook with both skills.

But, roasted whole lamb?

"What's wrong? Don't you believe it? I'll tell you, if it weren't for the sake of my son's business, Fatty, I thought I would be a chef." The fat man stood up, walked towards the corner, and ordered, "Pick up some firewood to put it on."

Su Bai and Master Buddha looked at each other and both put down what they had in their hands.

But at this moment, a goat suddenly came to the place on its own initiative. The fat man was stunned for a moment, thinking that a warrior who had taken the initiative to sacrifice himself came, but who would have thought that the goat would go around the fat man and then slid down the cliff. There was a clear stream below.

The goat started vomiting when he ran to the stream. Yes, vomiting. Su Bai seemed to have never seen a goat vomit like a human since he was a child. Moreover, the goat vomited for a while and then continued to vomit.

"Hey, it's evil." The fat man walked back, "Is this guy going to become a sperm?"

"It is doing self-cleaning, the purpose is to facilitate our consumption." Su Bai lit a cigarette, then handed it to the fat man, then looked around, and a little girl appeared on the hill opposite. The little girl was wearing a quaint green clothes and seemed to be looking at Su Bai's side through the cliff.

The next moment, Su Bai's figure disappeared from the spot and appeared on the opposite hill, while the girl turned around and looked at Su Bai.

Su Bai felt a very weak evil aura from the other party.

"What the hell are you?" As he said that, Su Bai waved to the fat man opposite and signaled the fat man to come and take a look. After all, Su Bai knew that the person in front of him was not a human, but he didn't look like a demon or a zombie.

The fat man came over with the sword. Although he always wanted to learn from Li Xiaoyao as free and easy, Hu Ge was not so bloated. He didn't feel it at all. Instead, it made people feel like a mountain of meat fell over.

The girl turned around and looked at the fat man again. She didn't speak or speak, as if she couldn't think.

The fat man walked here, reached out and placed his hand on the top of the girl's head, then his eyes narrowed, and a silver needle was drawn from the back of the girl's head. The silver needle was very long, the length of the palms of the two adults, and it had been piercing in the girl's head before.

When the silver needle was taken out by the fat man, the smile on the girl's face immediately became stronger, and then her body began to crack, and a pile of gold and silver ingots made of paper flew out of it. These paper ingots burned on their own after landing, emitting a foul odor.

"What is this?" Su Bai asked again.

In fact, the girl threatened her without any threat. After all, the three of them were not the former Wu Xia Amon. Unless they encountered a pervert like armor or Fusu related to the pre-Qin period, few people could threaten their safety. Of course, the threats within the audience circle are not included.

"The little girl who was buried with her became a spirit and ran out by herself. She wanted to ask us for help in seeking relief. The goat was brought over as a reward for our thanks." The fat man said calmly, "Haha, the goat has spitted out all his intestines. I'll go get some breakfast and get the barbecue."

Su Bai lowered his head and looked at the paper ash underground. After smoking the cigarette quietly, he returned to the fat man's side. The fat man used the hatchet to pick the bones and scrape the flesh. When Su Bai came back, the two of them had already raised the fire and set up a simple grill.

"Then I'll wait for the meal." Su Bai had nothing to help, and seemed to be unable to use himself. She sat down next to her and said, "The suppression of the radio is getting weaker and weaker."

The emergence of Fusu and the riot of the armored man were the big aspects, and now the three of them could meet a girl who didn't know which tomb to run out of the tomb on the way. This was the small aspect. In short, it seemed that when the radio was about to move, those things that were not shy on weekdays seemed to have lost their constraints. This was different from what he and others had expected before. Everyone thought that the radio would clean it up, but now snakes, insects, rats and ants were already crawling in the living room in a panic.

"Maybe, the radio has changed the plane attributes of this world long ago. Maybe it is the radio that deliberately suppresses something so that the world can still retain some things that should not appear and exist in a scientific and technological civilization society." Buddha guessed, "After all, the radio also knows the truth that water is clear and there is no fish, but I think it may be possible that after the radio leaves here and enters the next world plane, the plane attributes of this world will be cleaned up by itself.

Of course, the level of this kind of cleaning will be relatively low, just like washing a piece of clothing with clean water, which can give most of the dirt to the place, but the stubborn stains still need to be solved by the audience before the broadcast leaves."

"We don't need to take action at this level. Since all the girls buried with them can become essence, the tomb owner should be more powerful, but at most a senior can solve it. The radio will not send us a real task to do this. This is too useless." After saying that, the fat man smashed his mouth and said helplessly: "I only have salt here, but there are no other seasonings. Everyone can make do with it. At least it is better than instant noodles."

Although there was firewood in the fire, the fat man added a ignition talisman, so the fire burned like a small stove. Not long after, the fat man started to cut his flesh, sitting on the ground, and everyone started to eat.

Su Bai tore a piece into his mouth. The mutton was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, and the perfect smell of mutton.

"Hey, I like to eat something with a little mutton, otherwise what's the difference between eating pork?" The fat man smiled, obviously quite satisfied with his craft.

Su Bai took a few more bites, then put the mutton down and said, "No."

"What's wrong? It's not delicious." The fat man asked.

"We went to Leshan, but Fusu, sealed in Leshan, came out, and the armored man sealed under the Sanjiang River began to get restless. If this was explained by coincidence, it would be barely possible, but a girl who became a spirit in an inexplicable tomb could take the initiative to come to us for relief...

I had been surprised before, because with our current strength level, even if the girl in the funeral became a spirit, she would not be able to sense the special aura on us. Judging from her strength level, we should think that we are just ordinary people."

Su Bai paused again, and then a look of enlightenment appeared on his face, "I understand, Master Buddha, your guess should be wrong. I think the way of cleaning the radio is very simple. When we first became listeners, we should have a feeling that it seemed that those strange and strange things would happen around us or be encountered by ourselves in an increase in frequency.

So now,

The radio should have increased this frequency. Now all listeners in the real world are like big light bulbs in the dark for things that do not conform to the theme of medium-tech civilization planes. Where can there be listeners? Those nearby things will follow one after another regardless of their strength.

Even if it is... a moth to a flame.
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