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Chapter 94 The most terrifying cartoon in history

At this time, an external security agent came to the entrance of the stairs.

"Head, Mr. Hughes and the Presidential Assistant are here!"

What? That’s great! Finally a tall man came to take the blame!

"Hurry, take them over!"

"yes!"

Then, Hughes, the presidential assistant, and Malton pushed the door and walked into the ward. As soon as they entered the ward, the three of them suddenly discovered:

The culprit was eating watermelon again, watching TV while eating watermelon.

I'll take a look. You eat watermelon every day, why haven't you eaten yourself to death?

At this time, when Mrs. Williams saw the three of them coming in, a burst of embarrassment appeared on her face. Her son was using her cell phone to make trouble!

Hughes and the other two who knew the process did not blame Mrs. Williams. After all, she is the little guy's mother and the person who has the greatest influence on the little guy. If she hates her and she exerts influence on the little guy, what should everyone do?

You can't make her disappear, right? That little guy is not so good.

If you find a sister, you will send a message to the world. If your mother disappears, will you not be able to send a message to the Milky Way?

Besides, Mrs. Williams doesn't understand the Internet knowledge and is not professional, so she blames her for having a bird.

For this reason, Hughes not only did not blame Mrs. Williams, but instead smiled and comforted her.

After dealing with the adults, the three of them hurriedly came to the little guy, all of whom were very anxious.

No hurry, the crying watermelon has rolled into the central Canadian city.

Hughes picked up a piece of watermelon from the dish, handed it to the little guy, and said in a pleasing manner: "Little Ike, would you please stop crying?"

Hearing this, Ike's red little mouth pouted: "Not good!"

Dizzy, my uncle, my little ancestor, so what's wrong with you?

"I'm also looking for Sister Alice! What if the watermelon is gone and Sister Alice can't see it?"

I'll go, it turns out that what you said in the White House, "Go to find Sister Alice by yourself." Is this the way to find it? This is also, it's too

At this moment, the three of them didn't know what to say.

They thought that the little guy was looking for Sister Alice so-called to go out and search all over the streets. As a result, they never expected that the little guy was sending a revelation to find someone and sending the revelation to the whole world.

Damn, even the nuclear submarine hidden in the deep sea of ​​the Federation has turned into watermelons.

That is the nuclear counterattack force we deploy, which is the so-called second nuclear strike. When the United States encounters a nuclear strike, they will wake up from the lurking, carry out nuclear retaliation, or destroy the world!

This kind of military deployment address, the entire United States knows no more than 10 people, and you actually turn them into watermelons.

Silent, we are speechless.

In the Internet field, you have really become God! Your power can make us mortals look up to you for a lifetime!

However, can you take back the watermelon first? It has cried to Canada, and it is soon the United States' turn.

"Little Ike, please collect the watermelon. We will help you find Alice. All of us will go out to find you!" the presidential assistant said coaxing.

"No, you are liars!" Ike still refused, his little head shaking, "Last time you said you could find it for me, but after searching for it for so long, there was no news yet!"

"This time is true, we promise to find it for you!"

Hearing this, Ike tilted his head and looked at Hughes.

Hughes nodded heavily and said, "Really! More real than watermelon!"

"Uh, okay! Get your phone!"

Hughes and the other two were overjoyed and quickly notified the agents outside to send Mrs. Williams' cell phone in.

At this moment, the three of them felt extremely lucky.

Fortunately, this child has poor EQ. If he is a person with normal EQ, he would not be so easy to deceive.

Coincidentally, at this moment, Ike also despised them in his heart.

My future goal is to be the greatest super scientist in human history. What is a super scientist? It is obvious that my IQ must be super high.

If a person not only has a high IQ but also has a high EQ, what is that called? That's an alien!

When dealing with aliens, people will not like him, but are afraid of him! When all human beings are afraid of a person, what will be waiting for him?

Only destruction!

I don’t have any protection capabilities yet. Being a prodigy with “weakness” everywhere is better than being a perfect person.

Life is the most important!

Low emotional intelligence is a weakness, and Alice is also a weakness!

In an instant, the cell phone came over.

Under the nervous attention of everyone, Ike took the phone, then connected to the Internet and sent instructions

The screen of the mobile phone began to change the screen continuously, and the speed was as fast as the limit. Hughes and the other two felt dazzled.

Damn, we can't understand what it is!

At this time, the US Cyber ​​Supervision Department.

The network engineers who installed the backdoor remotely for this phone were also exclaiming:

“Too fast to track!”

"No trace was found, he wiped out all the traces!"

As the command was sent, Ike immediately summoned the light ball in the form of a soul.

"Close, the action is over!"

As the sound came to an end, the bright ball of light burst out in an instant.

With its blooming, a mysterious sound suddenly sounded on the high-dimensional level of the earth's time and space:

"The dimensionality reduction strike ends, hide the particle beam!"

At this moment, the US-Canada border.

The watermelon on the TV disappeared, the watermelon on the computer disappeared, the watermelon on the traffic screen disappeared

All the watermelons have become particles that are extremely subtle.

Endless particles continue to gather, and after one millionth of a millisecond, all particles return to form a particle beam.

The particle beams moved forward at the speed of light, and eventually, the particles shot into a computer group of a Canadian network company.

It will remain hidden here until a new command is issued again.

The watermelon stops crying! The watermelon is gone!

Media from various countries that have been following this incident immediately issued news reports. Governments from all over the country all breathed a sigh of relief, but people from all over the country were still shocked and went online to express their inner thoughts.

American netizen: God, it’s so terrible. This is the most terrifying cartoon I have ever seen, and the name is Xiao Xigua to find my sister!

French netizen: Jesus Christ, that terrible cry is still ringing in my ears. What should I do? What should I do?

Chinese netizens: Oh my god, if I beat me to death in the future, I won’t buy watermelons anymore. I’m afraid that when I go to bed at night, a watermelon will suddenly roll into my dream, and then roll and cry: Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

Unlike these imaginative netizens, governments from various countries called the White House again, hoping that the Obama administration could handle the matter properly and not have the "Roll the Watermelon" incident again.

Among them, Prime Minister Cameron was the most active. In just one hour, he made three consecutive calls. On the phone, Prime Minister Cameron repeated the words "proper" and "perfect" 17 times.

Obama is once again overwhelmed.

Proper? How to be properly? Don’t you just dislike our American food and want to use "Sister Alice" to get a share of the pie?

The technology reflected in this "Roll Watermelon" incident made you jealous again?

Sorry, the little guy is from us in the United States!

If you have the ability, your country will also produce a genius prodigy!

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