Chapter 417 Where to go to die
Half an hour later, Ike announced a major news on his Twitter page.
"I apologize for the destruction of the Amazon jungle. For this reason, I decided to give 9% of Cucumber Technology shares to the people of eight countries. Among them, Colombia, Peru, Venezuela... and other seven countries each gave 1%, while Brazil gave 2% because the jungle area is the largest."
As soon as this announcement was released, governments of various countries were stunned.
What? Giving Cucumber Technology equity? This time I used forests to exchange shares instead of money to buy them?
At this time, the people of the eight countries around Amazon were stunned.
1%? We used the entire Amazon Primeval Forest to exchange for 1% of Cucumber equity? Only 1%?
This is our home, the great god is too stingy!
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Cambridge, USA.
As soon as Ike returned home, Alice girl hurriedly came up and said anxiously: "Brother Xigua, there are some netizens on the Internet saying you are stingy!"
mean?
Damn, are there anyone more generous than me in this world?
"Sister, don't pay attention to those idiots! They don't know what cucumber technology is. It is more precious than watermelon, pumpkin, and winter melon! Well, it's at least ten thousand times more expensive!"
As soon as these words came out, Alice was shocked.
“More precious than… than pumpkin technology?”
Ike nodded heavily and said, "Yes, it's ten thousand times more expensive than Pumpkin Technology!"
After the sound came to an end, Alice was stunned, really confused.
In her opinion, she could not imagine what it means to be ten thousand times more expensive than the big pumpkin. You should know that the value of the big pumpkin is equal to the entire solar system and the entire Milky Way...
If my brother didn't lie to him, wouldn't he be saying that the value of cucumber has surpassed the entire Milky Way...
God, the Milky Way has billions of planets, and each planet contains incalculable resources. These resources are not as precious as cucumbers?
At this moment, Alice spoke tremblingly.
"Brother...Brother, what exactly is the cucumber technology you are studying?"
Hearing Alice's question, Ike smiled mysteriously: "I won't tell you now! When I come back next time, I will definitely surprise you!"
What? Next time? Are you going out?
"Yes!" Ike nodded, then said depressedly, "I have to go out again before the cucumber is full yet!"
As soon as these words came out, Alice was shocked again.
What? Is the cucumber not full? Is it still going to eat?
This...isn't this again? Another primeval forest is about to suffer?
Thinking of this, Alice quickly asked, "Brother, where are you going this time?"
Ike shook his head and said, "I don't know yet! After this incident, I guess it will be a bit troublesome to find another place!"
I have to say that Ike guessed it right.
The next day, Ike logged in to Twitter and sent a new message again.
"I still need a primitive jungle. Is there any country that is willing to help?"
As soon as this news came out, it spread all over the world in an instant.
People around the world were frightened, and governments all remained silent.
Damn, your cucumber is so terrifying. You will die wherever you go; wherever you put it, all living beings will be destroyed.
Who dares to help with such a terrible thing?
If we are eaten by it like this, our earth's ecological environment will be over!
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The United States. White House.
Representatives from all sides rushed to hold an emergency meeting. You don’t have to think about the content of the meeting, but just discuss whether to help Ike.
"Ike is our American prodigy, we should help him!"
The military representative said.
After the sound of the song, the representative of the Environmental Protection Association immediately spoke: "General, I don't object to helping Ike, but the price is too high, and it is even more tragic than the fall of 11 states a few years ago! Look at the experience of the Amazon jungle, all living beings are destroyed!"
Speaking of this, the representative of the Environmental Association was still shocked, as if he was still scared.
After these words, many representatives nodded together, and they were all frightened by the terrifying scene!
No matter how murderous a maniac or war maniac, it is not as scary as Ike's big cucumber.
Those crazy people can kill at most or start wars, but what about Ike's big cucumber?
Kill everything, not even let the ants go!
oh, God, this kind of behavior will go to hell!
At this time, the state representative stood up and said, "If we help Ike, then we have to migrate the surrounding people first like Brazil and other countries. Mr. President, this is not a migration of a few people, but a million!"
"Yes, Mr. President!"
"Mr. President, this move is too big and can easily cause dissatisfaction among the people! Of course, our people will not get angry at the little prodigy. They will only curse the government and protest against the government!"
"Mr. President, please consider it carefully!"
At this time, hearing the opinions of representatives from all parties, the military representatives were furious: "fuk! Have you all forgotten the benefits that the little prodigy brings to the United States? Have you all forgotten which nationality the little prodigy is? Do you want to force him to another country?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at the military representative angrily, with their eyes full of strange colors, as if they were looking at a fool.
Military representatives were stunned.
Damn, what's the situation? I'm actually a fool? Is there any good way for you?
At this moment, an angry roar rang violently, the state representative who was speaking just now was yelling, and the military representative was yelling.
"fuk! Are your military idiots? Isn't our United States the most powerful country? ********** Military representative was stunned. After a moment, he finally reacted.
"You...you mean, to ask other countries to come forward and sacrifice us?"
After the sound came to an end, representatives from all sides nodded.
Damn, this military representative is really stupid! Do we need to sacrifice ourselves for hundreds of countries on earth? Isn’t it enough to find a country with primeval forests and help our little prodigy?
What? Not helping?
Damn, if you don’t help, I will hit you!
What? Say we American hegemony?
Ha, you're right! We're just playing hegemony, so what? Bite me?!
At this moment, the military representative who had figured it out laughed and laughed very happily.
"Gentlemen, our military will fully cooperate with the government's actions! 30 pumpkin fleets and 500,000 mecha units (newly built), can strike the world at any time!"
As the sound came to an end, the thunderous applause immediately rang.
Amid the applause, President Trump stood up with a smile.
"A press conference will be held in half an hour!"
All members stood up: "Yes, Mr. President!"
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Half an hour later, Trump walked out of the White House and spoke to the world on the lawn.
"Since 2013, my country's prodigy Ike has made great contributions to the whole world. These contributions are not only reflected in the military, but also in the civil use. It can be said that everyone on earth has gained a lot of benefits from it."
"We have more resources, more convenient transportation, and more developed society..."
"We should all thank Ike, and everyone should thank him! It was him who started the Fourth Industrial Revolution; it was him who led us to a new era!"
"But he is not proud. He is still striving for us humans: when we are gathering with friends, he is learning new knowledge; when we are reuniting with our loved ones, he is studying new technology. When we are resting, he is still sitting conscientiously with scientific experiments."
"Now, his biotech is about to succeed, what reason do we not help him?"
Trump waved his arms excitedly and shouted: "Is there any? Is there any?"
Hearing this, many kind people lowered their heads with guilt.
They were all moved by the words of the US president, and they all felt that they were too sorry for the little prodigy.
However, at this moment!
Trump's tone changed instantly, becoming extremely cold-blooded:
"In this world, rights and obligations are equal. Some people and some countries have gained a lot of benefits from our prodigy, but they can't think of any obligation."
“Is this possible?”
"Here, I would like to advise certain countries, some countries with primeval forests, to stand up and take the initiative to help our little prodigy. Otherwise..."
Trump turned around and walked towards the White House.
The press conference ends here.
At this moment, the world was in an uproar, and many small governments were even more shocked.
Oh my god, the United States is threatening again by force.
Damn him, why don’t they help the little prodigy themselves? You know that they threaten us every day!
Grass, grass, grass!
Chapter completed!