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Chapter 082 The Faucet Theory

Finally, I pushed it hard, and I will add another chapter to midnight tonight, and there will be two chapters during the day tomorrow. I will strive to make it to the weekly click list. I hope all the children's shoes will support you!

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Feeling the burning thing rubbing slightly with his little hands, Hu Yue naturally understood what Yang Zifeng was doing. Even though she had made up her mind to do anything for Yang Zifeng just now, she couldn't help but feel embarrassed and angry. She suddenly grabbed Yang Zifeng's life root like a prank, pinched it hard, and threatened, "You can't think about your aunt! Otherwise... I'll cut down your things and feed it to our Jiaqiu!"

"Oh...no! No!"

Yang Zifeng said sweating profusely: "I don't think about it all, can't I guarantee that I won't think about it all? This... is all a natural reaction, really... I didn't think about anything just now!"

Yang Zifeng smiled bitterly while saying that, thinking to himself: Even if I didn’t have random thoughts at first, now... you pinch my place with your hands like this... Can I not think about it?

The body was burning, and the heart was even more like a kitten twitching the paws there. However, Yang Zifeng could only be calm and did not dare to express his dirty thoughts on his face. Otherwise, what if Hu Yue really got angry and cut off his life and feed it to the dog?

When Yang Zifeng mentioned the dog, he suddenly remembered that he didn't see the puppy when he saved Hu Yue and his mother at night. It might be that he had been killed! But when Hu Yue said that he wanted to cut his thing and feed Qiuqiu, he thought Qiuqiu had not been killed.

"Hmph... Do you think your aunt is willing to touch your dirty thing!" Seeing Yang Zifeng's stern face and erecting his body, he didn't dare to move anymore, a different feeling in Hu Yue's heart rippled slightly, and then he was afraid that Yang Zifeng would think wrongly, so he quickly explained: "You are such an intrusive thing, I won't hold it down, how can you take off your pants! Humph..."

Hu Yue said as he let go of his hand, not torture Yang Zifeng's life. Then he still pressed the little thing that was about to move with his palm, but turned his wrist out, and finally slowly took off Yang Zifeng's pants, releasing the guy who had already expanded to the extreme.

Hu Yue finally breathed a sigh of relief, but when she lowered her head slightly, she saw that Yang Zifeng's ferocious guy was still standing straight up, showing an angry posture of pointing at the sky, she immediately became angry... She knew that if Yang Zifeng was so convenient, then... he had to pee himself!

He gave Yang Zifeng a light glance again, Hu Yue gritted his teeth and put his heart in a straight line... He reached out and pinched Yang Zifeng's thing again, pressing it down hard, so that the "muzzle" of the thing could barely aim at the squat below, and then turned her pretty face that was so red that it was about to drip bleeding to the side, trying not to look at Yang Zifeng, and said in a low voice like a mosquito hum, "Okay...you...you pee quickly!"

"Oh..." Yang Zifeng responded, and then tried hard to discharge the liquid accumulated in his bladder...

Ten seconds passed...thirty seconds passed...one minute passed...

Hu Yue twisted her body and held the dunk, but after waiting for a long time, she didn't hear any sound. She finally couldn't help but turn her head and blushed and scolded Yang Zifeng, saying, "Hurry up... I want to be exhausted, right?"

Yang Zifeng was already so anxious that he almost cried. Hearing the words, he said bitterly: "Aunt Hu, I want to hurry up, but... I... can't pee like this!"

Hu Yue said blankly: "Didn't you hold it up so hard just now? Why... can't you urinate again now? You... can't you lied to your aunt?"

Yang Zifeng was speechless. In order not to let Hu Yue misunderstand him, he had to give a popular science education to Aunt Hu, who was married to another woman, and explained: "Aunt Hu, you don't know it, right? This... a man's excretion organ... is a bit different from a woman's!"

"Nonsense, of course I know it's different! You think I'm a three-year-old girl!" Hu Yue said, and couldn't help but look down at Yang Zifeng's majestic and ferocious guy. His heart suddenly pounded and he quickly moved his eyes away.

"Uh...I'm not saying that that is different, yes..." Yang Zifeng hesitated for a moment before saying: "This... a woman urinates and ovulates... there are two different channels. Although there are two channels,... but... it's a mixed thing, that is, the previous channel is shared. If you want to pee, then... it won't come out. If you want to ejaculate... then, the urine won't come out. For example, it's like a faucet that can regulate hot and cold water. If you turn it to the hot water side, the cold water pipe will naturally close. If you turn it to the cold water side, the hot water pipe will also close. I... explain this, Aunt Hu, do you understand?"

"Well... I seem to understand a little!" Although Hu Yue's understanding in this regard was not very good, Yang Zifeng's explanation was very vivid, and she could not help but blushed and said with a hint: "Then what do you mean is... say... you want to... ejaculate now, so... the urination pipe is closed, right?"

"Yes, yes... That's what it means, Aunt Hu, you are so smart!" Yang Zifeng quickly flattered.

"You are smart!" Hu Yue was so angry that he bounced Yang Zifeng's life, saying, "Everyone said you are not allowed to think about your aunt. You... who made you think of those messy things, pee me well!"

"Ouch—" Yang Zifeng screamed in pain in an exaggerated way, saying, "This... I want to pee well too! I feel like my bladder is about to burst, but... Aunt Hu, you are here, and you are still pinching my hands. I... Even if I don't think about it in my heart, this... my body will naturally have an instinctive reaction. What can I do?"

"What should we do? We can't wait here all the time!" Hu Yue realized that Yang Zifeng shouldn't be lying. He just looked at the cold sweat that kept swelling on Yang Zifeng's forehead. He knew that he must be holding it hard now, and was afraid that he would really kill his bladder. He hurriedly said, "How about I lift my pants for you first, and then...and find a gay man to help you get rid of your hands..."

"Don't...don't..." Yang Zifeng quickly stopped and said, "My aunt! It would be fine if I was embarrassed in front of you, Aunt Hu. If this is... if others see me like this now... then I'll just die!"


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