In the huge Golden Palace, I temporarily turned it into a football field. There was a goal on each side, and a stunning naked woman was nervously guarding the goal. Naked woman? Yes, naked woman. Not only the goalkeeper, but also the players who played football were all naked. Even the orchid purple bamboo that served me to eat was naked. In short, there was no silk cloth in the Golden Palace today, and even the ant passing by was not wearing any clothes.

I crossed my legs proudly and roared, "Yue'er, tackle, tackle. You can't let Xin'er score another goal, otherwise you will be two goals behind."

He turned around and shouted: "Xin'er, the ball is beyond me, the ball is beyond me. Kick, right, shot, shot..."

The 'bang' ball hit the door beam.

"Ouch." I slapped my head with a pity: "It's just a little bit." He shouted: "Xin'er, will you shoot?"

That's true. All the beauties in the venue are my good wife. Even the referee of Miaomeng [***] is also the Empress Dowager. I admire the rare unblocked conference, and my mentality is very pleasant and pleasant. After my skills successfully reached the level of the heavenly grade, my heart sutra of the Victory Girl can actually transform the physique of every woman. All their skins are smooth as tofu that has just come out of water, and are even more tender than the skin of the Niu Babe. According to my observation, their vitality has also been greatly improved, that is, as long as nothing unexpected happens, their lifespan may be shocking. I believe that as long as I can "do" more diligently, living with Tian may not be a joke.

"Xianxian." I screamed again, "You can't let go just because the other party is your master. It's so unprofessional."

"How could I let go of water?" Xianxian kicked her feet at me, and the waves were surging for a moment and feasted me for a while.

"No, I am her senior sister, not her master." Leng Youhan said angrily: "Gongsun Xianxian, let's talk nonsense again, be careful I will fix you."

"Hmph, you are my master." Gongsun Xianxian said without giving in: "Hmph, you master, actually compete with my apprentice for a man."

"Who, who stole your man?" Leng Youhan blushed and said, "Husband, he favored me first." She was telling the truth. Her favor for her was indeed before Gongsun Xianxian.

"But it's clear that my husband fell in love with me first." Gongsun Xianxian said angrily: "It was you who snatched me in front of me."

The queen mother blew her whistle and ran to them with a serious look on her face. Each of them raised a red card: "Gongsun Xianxian, Leng Youhan, you two have been sent out."

"Hmph." Both women hummed and left the venue with a bad look. I smiled and hugged them in my arms, comforted them together: "You sisters should be united, why are you quarreling again?"

"Who told the master to say, husband, you love the most is her, you can't survive without her." Gongsun Xianxian hung her hands on my neck and said coquettishly: "Husband, you clearly said that the person you love the most is me. Without me, don't you say you can't survive anymore?"

"No, my husband clearly said it to me." Leng Youlan did not fall behind and snuggled up to my chest.

I scratched my head awkwardly and said, "Everything is the same, the same. Both love each other." Damn, this is the sequelae of using fixed love words. If I had known that I would have tailored a set of love words for each of them, I wouldn't have made such a mess now.

"No, you can't be so vague." Gongsun Xianxian and Leng Youhan said in unison: "I have to say something today."

I hurriedly used the ultimate method of the ultimate method of the ultimate chapter of the Heart Sutra of the Supreme Woman. Soon, both women announced their favor, and both of them were lying in my arms, gasping for breath, blushing, and unable to control them.

I favor Xianxian and Youhan. However, my wives who were playing football below rarely heard my roar. When they looked at me in surprise, they found that I was actually on the dragon throne with two players who were sent out. They were both angry and scolded me for breaking the rules.

Khan, I then remembered. It turned out that I was the prize for this [***] football match. The winning team could dominate me for a month at will. The defeated team was not allowed to touch me within a month. However, I met two players who did not follow the rules. The latter suddenly became angry and asked the referee to send them off. The referee immediately said that she would send herself off first...

The cold sweat as big as beans dripped down from my forehead. I don’t know if I can eat it or not?

The rising sun gradually moved until it was about to set. I took all the girls out of the Golden Palace with them in disheveled clothes. I looked different from them. I was in a state of satisfaction. I was weak and my eyes were weak. I made up my mind to when to fry the queen's golden monkey to replenish my body.

After we came out, the spiritual nuns guarding the door let go of the blocking officials.

When the high-ranking officials of the court saw me, they knelt down and kowtowed, "I will bow to the Supreme Emperor."

"All up? What do you all hear? Have you seen anything?" I smiled sinisterly.

"I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything." The ministers lied seriously and remained silent.

I was so wide open that I was talking nonsense. Not to mention that we were all in disarray. Even Xuan Yinsheng, who had not stopped today, could definitely guess what good things I did in this sacred Golden Palace.

"Historman. Historian." I shouted.

The historian hurriedly ran to me and said respectfully: "What are the instructions of the Supreme Emperor?"

"Do you know how to write this history?" I squinted my eyes and stared at him.

"This? That." The historian said in a sweat: "The Supreme Emperor and his concubines visited the Golden Palace. Feel, feel the prosperity of the Great Wu Dynasty, and remember the efforts of the past."

"Farting, can't you hear such a loud sound?" I said angrily: "Write it for me. You, a historian, cannot record history well. What do you want you to do?"

"If you write it truthfully?" The historian's face turned pale and fainted.

"I want the descendants of the Great Wu Kingdom to remember me and never forget me." I sighed and said, "My dear friends, this is the last time I have called you that."

As I spoke, a spaceship flew over my head and docked straight in the huge square. The pretty girl Tang Yi, who saw, led two Aostas, jumped out of the spaceship: "Big bad guy, the spaceship is ready. You can set off." This spaceship originally belonged to these two Aostas. However, because of the lack of crystal cores, it has been docked in outer space. Of course, now this spaceship belongs to me, and is named Dawu.

"Father, are you leaving?" Lin'er, wearing a dragon robe, rushed over with my children and rushed to me and cried, "Father, take Lin'er with you."

"Don't cry." I cursed angrily: "You are the emperor of the Great Wu Kingdom now, how can you cry like a woman?"

"Father, take us with you." The other children also pounced on me and started crying loudly.

"It's not that I don't want to take you away." I said loudly: "Each of you is my treasure. However, when children grow up, they should have their own life. They cannot always hide under the wings of their father. You have your own life and career."

"Father." He cried again.

"Okay, OK." I laughed: "Don't cry anymore, Lin'er. You are the emperor and the eldest son. But you must treat every brother and sister well. Otherwise, I will never let you go if I come back one day and find out that you harm your brother and sister. The same is true for you. Brother and sister must unite. Have you heard it?"

A crying response.

"Dad, Yier wants to go with you." Yier leaned on me and refused to get up: "Dad, Yier only needs you and your mother. Don't have the glory and wealth."

I hesitated. To be honest, among the many children, the one I love the most is Eye. Moreover, since I practiced martial arts to the level of the heavenly level, I seem to have temporarily lost the ability to give birth. The essence of life has turned into energy. However, if I only took her away, what would other children think?

"Father, if Sister Zhier wants to leave, please take her away. We brothers and sisters will not blame you for being biased." Lin'er spoke to Zhier and said, "Yier, my father will rely on you to fulfill his filial piety for us in the future."

"Okay, let's go with us." I made a decision and said goodbye to all the ministers one by one. I told them that I would come back one day to see them. It was also an indirect warning to them, making them wary.

After everyone, including my emperor's son, was sent off. The spacecraft finally slowly rose to the sky and flew straight into the vast space...

(End of the drama) ps: There is also an afterword, which is an extension of the ending. However, it is a bit of a spoof.

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postscript:

In the vast space, our family traveled between the planets. There were friendly races and unfriendly races. Of course, my personal combat ability was so strong that many races could eat turtles in front of me. We continued for five hundred years until we got tired of it, and we settled down on a beautiful unmanned planet.

Another five hundred years have passed. My already silent heart began to get restlessly again. Finally one day, while my wives were unprepared, I left a note and left the house. I said I would definitely come back within fifty years.

It took nearly five years to fly back to Earth, a spacecraft with the latest style in the Universe.

I docked the spacecraft in space far away from the earth, and made a brief flight in space alone with my body. Five days later, I finally arrived at the earth that had been away for more than a thousand years.

The earth has developed rapidly and has not been slow for the past thousand years. When I stood on the street and looked at the cars running around the streets, I was shocked. Could it be that I had returned to the original time and space? I just found a place similar to an Internet cafe and prepared to check the time and space I am in now. Unfortunately, I don’t have any coins used in this era.

I found a little girl who looked sophisticated and was surfing the Internet and smiled and asked, "Hi, little beauty. What era is it now?"

The little beauty gave me a blank look and said disdainfully: "Who traveled through time? Or is it an alien?"

I was shocked, and I could guess it? Oh my God, human evolution in this era is too powerful, right? I had to admit it: "It was indeed time traveling, but later I became an alien. I haven't returned to Earth for more than a thousand years and missed home, so I came back to take a spaceship to see it."

The little beauty of Shuiling looked at me exaggeratedly: "Is it from Mars? You can also say such overwhelming, disgusting and shameless words to call me? It's no longer popular to call me like this now."

As he was speaking, a man in glasses came over next to him and smiled and said, "Hey, beauty. I am a handsome guy who has traveled through time from the twelve years of Wude. Let me tell you, I am also the imperial guard beside Emperor Wude."

"Then have you ever taken a few concubines in the harem?" The little beauty of Shuiling pretended to be pure and asked curiously.

"Of course, I'll tell you, I've taken all the concubines in Queen Wude's harem. Wahaha." The man in glasses laughed proudly.

"Damn, why don't you die?" The little beauty and I punched the man in glasses and flew out, and at the same time stretched out our index finger.

However, I knew it when I heard him say Emperor Wude. It was still in the era of Dawu.

"By the way, is it still the Great Wu Dynasty now?" I asked with some worries.

"Don't think you are handsome, just keep pretending." The little beauty glared at me fiercely and said, "You have also seen the fate of the man with glasses just now."

I had to change the subject, pointing to her computer screen and asked, "Are you watching a TV series? Who is this person acting? It seems to be quite handsome."

The little beauty looked at me in shock, and after a long time, "Make it again, continue to make it. If you continue making it, I can really believe that you were an ancient and alien."

I was speechless. Fortunately, the TV series ended, and the little beauty called for the next episode to watch. After the prologue came out, I was so shocked that I almost suffered a cerebral hemorrhage. The title of the TV series was actually called "The Romantic Talent Liu Zhenming". I pointed to the handsome actor who was hugging and drinking and reciting poems. I was having fun. "You, don't tell me. Is this guy the actor who plays Liu Zhenming?"

"Of course, it's a slight roar." The little beauty had no choice but to give me a quick look: "Only a super invincible and handsome guy like Xie Dehua, who is a master of the eternal hero Liu Zhenming and Liu. Otherwise, if others play, they will be scolded to death by netizens."

My steps were empty and I almost fell down: "Don't tell me that Liu Zhenming is Liu Zhenming, the Minister of Revenue who is in charge of the economy by Emperor Wude?" There was still a last trace of hope in my heart.

"Of course, how did you learn history?" The little beauty snatched me and said, "How could your teacher let out someone like you who can't learn history well? In history, there is only one Liu Zhenming and handsome guy Liu. Do you understand?"

I just felt dizzy and weak in my limbs: "Little beauty, let me go to the Internet cafe. I will check some information." I really want to figure out what's wrong with history?

"You won't open a machine by yourself?" the little beauty said angrily.

"I, I have no money." I showed a miserable look: "I am an orphan. I have never had the opportunity to go to school. I have been picking up garbage and selling money to support myself. Of course, I have never been to school. Now, I have not eaten anything for three days and three nights. Just let me go to the Internet cafe. Otherwise, I will die with my eyes."

"Ah? So pitiful?" Seeing my eyes were real, the little beauty quickly gave up her seat to me: "You sit here and don't move, I'll buy you a bento."

What a pure little beauty. I thought to myself, and then turned on the computer and searched the Internet. What made me feel relieved was that the world of the Great Wu Empire is still the world, and the current emperor should be my great-grandchild. Because of the extraordinary variety of martial arts I passed down, they lived a long life. Then, I searched for TV series. The current TV series made Liu Zhenming's kind of person who looked both human and god-indulgent, so well. Like me, the handsome and invincible Wude Emperor, should it be better? Hehe, full of passion.

Destruction, the dream is shattered. The top 100 TV series are all about Liu Zhenming. In addition to the previous drama "The Romantic Talent Liu Zhenming", there is also called "The Life of the Power Prime Minister Liu Zhenming", and there is also called "Iron Tooth and Bronze Tooth Liu Zhenming". I said that among the top 100, there are all messy historical dramas. What about "The Ambiguity between Two Generations of Military Gods", which means that Jian Lingtai and Yue Chao were originally masters and apprentices, but in the end they fell in love and hated each other, leading to the final love killing!!!????? What kind of mess are these?

Even Duan Hong and Wang Zhaoguang all have historical dramas. Why didn’t they write about Emperor Wude? Is it okay to spoof? I turned to the last page of the ranking list and found "The Emperor Wude Official History Drama" in the corner, with only a few pitiful hundreds of clicks. When I clicked on it with joy, I wanted to hit the wall with my head. In the drama, I portrayed me as an old-fashioned man who doesn’t understand elegance, is serious, and has a stern face all day long.

"Ye?" The little beauty came back with a portion of delicious food and came to me and said, "Are you watching "The Official History of Wude"? Let me tell you, this movie is the most boring. Emperor Wude is also very boring. He only has the queen and his wife in his life, and he doesn't understand the charm." As he said, he came to my ear mysteriously and said, "According to unofficial history, Emperor Wude only knows the position of a woman in the bed. He is such a boring weird old man."

"Strange, weird old man..." I fainted and secretly sweared to the little beauty who smiled so hard that I must let you taste the methods of my boring weird old man.

"Eat chicken leg rice, are you hungry?" The little beauty kindly gave me chicken leg rice.

"If I know which historian wrote it, I will pull him out of the grave and whip the corpse a hundred times," I thought viciously: "I must find out the truth and give my Wude Emperor a romantic and elegant innocence."

After eating chicken legs, I searched the Internet engine very hard, and finally my hard work paid off. I found a remote historical website for me. The website obscurely stated that Emperor Wude was a romantic and shameless person back then, and had done many ridiculous things in his life. However, his son Emperor Shengzhi was afraid that future generations would make unfavorable remarks to his father. So he launched a literary inquisition, erasing all the absurd things about Emperor Wude throughout his life, whether it was official or unofficial. All recorded was the outstanding achievements of Emperor Wude in his life.

Oh my God. It turned out that it was all good things Lin'er did. I was completely speechless. My image was completely destroyed in the hands of my own son. However, when I just finished reading the content of that website, the screen suddenly turned black and there was nothing left.

After using sweet words to deceive the trust of the little beauty in Shuiling, I immediately lived in her home. Using her computer, she typing on the keyboard indignantly, she wrote a biography of Emperor Wu De's romantic life - "The Unscrupulous Emperor". After writing it, I posted it on the Internet, and in the blink of an eye, the click rate soared.

Readers spoke one after another, saying, "Good books, what messy things are going on?" What a good yy novel. The shameless protagonist. Today's recommendation tickets have been used up. I am from the Internet Supervision Department. Your masterpiece violates the laws of our dynasty. I will block it immediately.
To be continued...