The provincial capital of Guizhou Province.

A local restaurant.

Jiang Feng introduced: "She is from the provincial capital of Guizhou Province. She is 32 years old..."

"Wait!" Li Li interrupted Jiang Feng's introduction, "I'm only 29 years old this year, she is three years older than me?"

Jiang Feng smiled and said: "Brother Li, as the saying goes, a female junior is a gold nugget. The two or three years difference is basically negligible. You just saw her photo, there is no difference between her and a girl in her twenties.

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Li Li nodded and said, "That's right. Then, Mr. Jiang, please continue."

In fact, deep down in his heart, he was faintly happy.

Because he has always liked playing with his neighbor sister who is a few years older than him since he was a child, but he has no interest in the neighbor sister who is a few years younger than him and follows him around all day long.

Jiang Feng then introduced: "She graduated with a bachelor's degree and is 1.64 meters tall. She is diligent and kind-hearted, filial to her parents, and clean. She has never had a boyfriend so far. Her career is the same as yours, so needless to say. She is an only child and her family is well-off.

Not bad, I have two houses in the provincial capital of Guizhou Province, I have a car, and my parents have pensions.”

The more Li Li listened, the brighter his eyes became. He was satisfied with his education. He was satisfied with his height. He was satisfied with his career. He was satisfied with his family background. He had never had a boyfriend, so he was even more satisfied.

After Jiang Feng finished saying the good things, he changed his tone and said, "Brother Li, what I just mentioned are all her advantages. Whether the next thing I talk about is advantages or disadvantages, it depends on how you view it!"

When the important point came, Li Li immediately perked up and said, "Matchmaker Jiang, please tell me."

Jiang Feng took a sip of tea and said: "She has mysophobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder. If you are with her, your living habits will be affected by her. You must keep in sync with her, otherwise it will make you feel bad and she will feel bad. It is better not to be together."

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Li Li frowned slightly and asked: "Match Jiang, I have often heard of the mysophobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder you mentioned, but I don't know much about them. Can you give a few examples?"

Jiang Feng said: "Let's talk about mysophobia first. She loves to be clean. She washes the house three times a day, five times a day, and once every day. As long as there is sunshine, she will have something to dry every day.

She thought money was too dirty, so she never touched it directly. Before mobile payment, her money was always in envelopes and had to be wrapped in tissue when taking it out.

She rarely ate out. If it was a meal that she couldn't refuse, she would have to wash the tableware several times with boiling water and sit on the chairs outside if she could.

Fruits bought from outside must be washed repeatedly with baking soda, salt, boiling water, etc. before they can be eaten.

Wash the bowls at home quickly, then boil them in a pot for an hour to disinfect them, and then put them in the disinfection cabinet to continue disinfection.

The dishes must be cooked until they are overcooked. She never dyes her hair or takes the bus. When guests come to her home, she must wash the stools they sit on.

In short, it’s just the details of life like this.”

Hearing this, Li Li gasped. Isn't it too tiring to live like this?

Jiang Feng continued: "Then there is obsessive-compulsive disorder, and her obsessive-compulsive disorder is relatively mild.

For example, when drying clothes, clothes are on the left, pants are on the right, and underwear must be in the middle. Every set of clothes must be dried like this, otherwise you will feel uncomfortable.

For example, when placing shoes at home, the head must face east, each pair must be aligned, and the arrangement must be from short to long. If one pair of shoes is not placed properly, you will feel unhappy.

For example, when it comes to washing her hair, she washes her hair every two days. On the day she wants to wash her hair, even if her hair is not dirty at all, even if she is busy until midnight, she will feel uncomfortable if she doesn't wash her hair."

Hearing this, Li Li took a deep breath, shook his head and said, "Match Jiang, my living habits are too different from hers. I'm afraid we are not suitable for being together!"

Jiang Feng smiled and said: "Actually, you don't need to feel any psychological pressure. She is doing everything anyway. You just need to cooperate a little and don't cause trouble for her. Then whatever passes through her hands, no matter it is

Isn’t it good that everything we eat and use is 100% clean and hygienic?”

Li Li thought about it and it made sense. If he was asked to stay at home all day long and wash this and do this and that, and he had to do it according to her habits, then he would definitely not be able to do it. But if she was the only one doing it, he was just a little

If you cooperate and don't create so much trouble for her, it doesn't seem to be a big deal.

"What you said makes sense, but there is still a big problem between us that needs to be solved, and that is the work problem. She works in Guizhou Province, and we are nearly a thousand kilometers apart. Even if we are suitable, there are no conditions.

Together!"

Jiang Feng said: "This is not a big problem. Your two families' financial conditions are not bad. Even if one of you gives up her job, it's not a big deal. I believe she is willing to give up her job for you.

How about I arrange for you to meet first and see if you can chat?"

Having said that, Li Li really had no reason to refuse, so he nodded and said, "Okay, let's meet!"

After getting Li Li's clear answer, Jiang Feng then asked about his personal and family situation, and also told him about Mu Xiaolan's family situation in detail.

After a meal, Jiang Feng had achieved his goal.

When paying the bill, it was Li Li who rushed to settle the bill. In his words, how could a matchmaker treat someone? And as a host, he should treat friends who came from afar to have a meal.

Jiang Feng didn't fight with him about this, but it was only more than two hundred yuan, which was not worth mentioning to both of them.

When the two of them walked out of the restaurant, Jiang Feng said with a smile: "Brother Li, I will call back later to make an appointment with Sister Lan. If nothing else happens, we should meet on Saturday. I will have to trouble you to talk to you then."

My parents are here in Guizhou Province!"

Li Li nodded and said with a smile: "That's no problem. I'll tell my parents later. I guess they are more proactive than me."

"Okay, I'll leave now. I'll call you later. Goodbye!"

"Okay, bye!"

…

Gui B City, Gui Province.

At a certain barbecue stall, Bao Fugui was having a beer with two good brothers.

"Brother Bao, where have you been for fun these days? I kept turning off your phone when I called you, and I went to your cold drink shop to look for you. Your clerk said he couldn't contact you, which made Xiaodong and I almost call the police!"

"Yes, Brother Bao, although your phone is often turned off, it has never been turned off for such a long time. Where have you been in the past few days? You didn't take us with you either."

Bao Fugui picked up the wine and touched it with the two good brothers, and sighed: "Forget it, I'm in trouble this time. I just came out of the detention center today!"

Xiaodong and Lao Qi were shocked when they heard this.

"Brother Bao, what's going on with you? Why are you in the detention center?"

Bao Fugui drank the wine in one gulp and said with a wry smile: "What else could happen? I've been so unlucky for eight lifetimes that Piaochang encountered the anti-pornography campaign!"

"puff!"

Xiaodong and Lao Qi spit out the beer in their mouths at the same time. Fortunately, they both turned their heads in time, otherwise the barbecue on the table would have to be replaced!

"Brother Bao, are you kidding me? Your driver, who has been a driver for more than ten years, actually capsized?" Lao Qi said in disbelief.

Bao Fugui sighed: "As the saying goes, if you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet? Even the [Heaven] [Shang] [Human] [World] that was so awesome back then is nothing like that, let alone

These are little-known little places.

After these five days of reflection, I have figured it out and am ready to correct my evil ways, and I don’t plan to keep drifting like this anymore!”

Xiaodong's eyes widened and he said, "Fuck, Brother Bao, are you serious? The most important thing is can you quit?"

Lao Qi didn't quite believe it either, "Brother Bao, I remember when you got your fourth girlfriend, you said in front of us that you wanted to stop having sex and stop going to that kind of place.

But even if it’s less than ten days, you can’t help but go...

You must know that your girlfriend at that time had good looks and figure, and was very kind to you, but because you couldn't change your habit of flirting, she eventually found out and left you decisively.

Then, you learn from the pain and make up your mind to quit sexting, but you can never persist for half a month."

Bao Fugui poured three more glasses of wine, raised his glass and said: "Lao Qi, brother, I am serious this time. This time I entered the detention center, I really realized it. From now on, I will officially quit drifting and prepare to be honest.

Find a woman, get married and have children, and no longer live the life that was destined to end badly."

Seeing that he was serious, Lao Qi, although he didn't really believe that this old drifter brother could really change his ways, he still picked up the wine and touched it with him, "Okay, then I wish you success in quitting drifting!"

Xiaodong also picked up the wine and touched it with him, "Well, then I also wish Brother Bao that you can quit drifting successfully!"

The three of them drank it all in one go.

Bao Fugui took a tissue and wiped the beer from the corner of his mouth, and said: "Brother, this is my first time in the detention center. Although it only lasted five days, these five days were really difficult!"

Then, Bao Fugui told the two brothers about his life in the past five days. According to him, the real hardship was not that someone beat him or that he had to do hard work, but that his mobile phone was confiscated.

For modern people who never leave their phones, it would be uncomfortable not to use them for half a day, and not being able to touch them for five whole days would really cost them their lives!

Of course, if you have activities to participate in, such as drinking with brothers, playing with women, playing mahjong with card buddies, etc., then it doesn’t matter whether you have a mobile phone or not. The key is that there are no activities and you can’t touch your mobile phone, which is really difficult.

Got it!

"Think about the risk of being caught while floating, the risk of getting sick, and the 'waste of people and money'. It's really not worth it. So this time I made up my mind to get rid of this bad habit. Just wait."

Just look!”

Hearing what he said sincerely, Lao Qi said with all his heart: "Brother Bao, it's great for you to think like this. As a single man, it's understandable to occasionally meet your physiological needs. But after I got a girlfriend, I still

If you continue to float, there is really no need. Brother, I have advised you before, but you just can’t listen. I hope you are serious this time.”

"Don't worry, Lao Qi, I'm really determined this time!"

"Then I'll wait and see!"

"Come on, let's not talk about this. We brothers haven't seen each other for a few days. We won't come home until we get drunk tonight!"
Chapter completed!