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Chapter 188: International Students

Chapter 188 International Students

Ling Xiao said to Prince Burnett, who was inexplicably laughed, "I think from the laughter of several people, you should find that you have answered wrongly. As Chinese people who are really skilled in Chinese, they will not answer this question wrongly."

"Impossible!" Prince Burnett argued: "The basic mathematics of the earth is decimal. There is a monkey under the tree and seven monkeys on the tree. 1 plus 7 means 8."

"If you say you are wrong, you won't admit it. Who will tell him the correct answer and make him convinced?"

"I!" Yi Wei raised his hand in front of everyone: "There are two monkeys in total, one monkey under the tree, and one monkey riding on the tree, 1 plus one equals 2."

Prince Burnett was shocked: "You are riding! Why don't you explain it clearly?"

"I said it very clearly. I am testing your mastery of Chinese. One pronunciation and multiple words are very common in Chinese. When I was preaching, you listened to 'Chi' as '7', which is the difference between '2' and '8'. As a master of high-tech, you should be very clear about how big the difference between '2' and '8' is, which is something that no galaxy can hold." Ling Xiao said sincerely. Seeing Prince Burnett looking dissatisfied, he continued: "I will test you another question, which is also something that every Chinese can answer."

"You make a question, I will never make any mistakes again this time."

"Please listen to the question: No one can win the Chinese football team. No one can win the Chinese table tennis team. Ask which of these two Chinese teams is better?"

"This... these two sentences... are obviously the same. How do you compare which of the two teams is powerful? Is the adult question wrong?" Prince Burnett tried to break his mind but couldn't figure out which of these two teams are powerful.

"The question is definitely not wrong. Look at the look of them eager to try, you will understand that they all know the correct answer. Can you answer it?" Ling Xiao pointed to the four people raising their hands and said to Prince Burnett.

After thinking for a while, Prince Burnett finally surrendered: "I can't answer it, it's obviously the same sentence. How can I tell who is better?"

"Yue Qian tells him to ask this alien gentleman to see your Chinese skills."

When Ling Xiao pointed it out, Yue Qian was very happy: "It must be that our table tennis team is great. No one can win our football team, and no one can win our table tennis team."

Prince Burnett asked: "Why? It's all 'no one can win'. How can you tell that the Chinese table tennis team is so powerful?"

"No," Ling Xiao said: "Because you can master the Chinese language in just a few minutes. After all, it is derived from the language of God. If you want to learn Taoism from me, you must master such language."

Prince Burnett was convinced by Chinese, and he asked earnestly: "To what extent can I master Chinese to learn Taoism from you?"

"I'll give you another question."

"Another question?" Prince Burnett was afraid of the Chinese question.

"Let's listen to the question. Chinese athletes went to participate in the competition and competed in a total of four games. The results of the four games were 'The Chinese team defeated South Korea, the Chinese team defeated Japan, the Chinese team defeated the American team, and the Chinese team defeated Russia again'. Ask how many games did the Chinese team win?"

"Aren't this all defeated? Where can I win?"

Ling Xiao stopped Prince Burnett's words: "Don't rush to tell the answer first. I need you to answer this question yourself. Don't ask anyone. In addition, in order to let you master Chinese quickly, I plan to send you to a local school and learn from the most basic place."

"Li Qiang, when you go to a primary school, you must find a strict and conscientious school for teachers. Burnett will start his life on Earth from the first grade of elementary school tomorrow. The name "Burnett" does not match the habits of China, so just change it to Youbei. Sun Yuan took Youbei out to buy pencils, erasers, pinyin books and other school supplies. By the way, there is also a schoolbag."

After Li Qiang, Sun Yuan and Youbei, who were fooled, went out, no matter how far, south, west and north, Yue Qian and Yi, who had long been unable to hold back, rolled on the ground with a smile.

"Hahaha, I'm so laughing to death. Ling Xiao is really hurt. I've been running away for many light years. I'm fine. If you don't want to teach, just say it, why are you doing to deceive me into going to elementary school?" Yue Qian, who laughed so hard that her stomach aches, still said dissatisfied.

"This guy is full of lies. I just cheated on you. I have seen through his identity and dared to talk nonsense to me. If it weren't for his usefulness to me, I would have slapped him into ashes." Ling Xiao continued to eat the breakfast that he had not finished.

Yue Qian asked in confusion: "Children can't lie, right?"

Yi Wei said, "Children? When I wanted to eat people, I became a child or a girl, and tricked people into the cave and enjoyed them slowly. You probably believed him in this room. Even Director Shi couldn't understand the purpose of traveling to the earth, so he came from here. Otherwise, with his urinary nature, he would have taken this baby to the Chinese Academy of Sciences as a teacher, so it was the turn of primary school teachers to teach him."

Yue Qian asked Ling Xiao in surprise: "They are not here to invade the earth, are they? I heard from him that he has a warship. Can you withstand the fight?"

"Idiot!" Ling Xiao swallowed the fried egg.

"Who is idiot?"

Yi Wei grabbed Yue Qian who was about to come forward to argue and said, "Don't worry, the Heavenly Court has fought with the demons outside the realm. Youyoubei Palace defeated them, let alone the gods of Lingxiao Palace are here. Let's take a walk and accompany me to sweep the goods. When the sky collapses, there is a tall one standing against you."

After Yue Qian and Yi Wei left, Ling Xiao and Lin were left in the room.

After confirming that there was no eavesdropping around, Lin asked worriedly: "Ling Xiao, can your current magic power deal with him?"

Ling Xiao's expression also became serious: "One is OK. If the fleet on the other side of his wormhole comes over, it will be difficult to deal with. He is the only extraterritorial demon who broke through Youbei Palace. The Jade Emperor used the Water Master God, and the Fire Master God and the Twenty-Eight Constellations to defeat him."

"Then put him by your side. If he finds out your current situation, wouldn't it be..."

Ling Xiao said: "It's okay, this is just a wisp of his consciousness. Moreover, since I destroyed their wormhole in time, he only came over a warship, and his current power could not detect me. Let's stabilize Youbei first, so he can take risks and cause trouble everywhere."

Lin said strangely: "If you are afraid that he will cause trouble, just destroy him. This is not the reason for you to stay by your side. His warship is parked at the place where the wormhole is opened. When the next weak barrier period arrives, he will delay us and we may not be able to close the wormhole in time."

"I have thought about this question, but he is one with that space warship. I destroyed the warship and killed him. What should I use to shoot my 'space fortress'?"

Lin felt that if he could beat Ling Xiao, he would definitely slap him: "At this time, are you still considering making a movie? You should think about how to deal with the fleet opposite the wormhole. If they come over and you can't defeat them, the earth will be over."

"Can't defeat them? Have I said it? I just said it's hard to deal with it, but it's not that I can't deal with it. You can check how far the global release of "Brother Xiaoyao and the Pretty Female Thief" has been released. We will launch "Fighting Stars" while it's hot to accumulate some faith. I'm already looking forward to the shooting of "Space Fortress". I want to re-plan my script. There are so many extras, and the scene must be grand." (To be continued.) Mobile users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net
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