I stayed up too late yesterday, and Liner felt a little sleepy and started yawning after sitting down.

Seeing that she leaned against the window listlessly and didn't say anything, Xie Yan suddenly leaned over and poked her exposed dimples with a cold fingertip, and said good morning: "Your dimples have no alcohol, but I am drunk like a dog."

“…”

Most of Liner's sleepy bug was instantly dispersed.

It took a long time since I heard him speak like this, and her resistance to rustic love words decreased a lot. This sudden sentence made Lin Er shudder and completely awakened.

Forgive her, she seemed to feel the Buddha's call at that moment.

Xie Yan is truly compassionate and keen on sending people to the Pure Land.

It took Liner half a minute to come back to his senses from this extremely impactful earthy love word, then slowly sat up straight and turned his head to look at him.

Xie Yanduan was calm and still didn't feel that he was talking at all: "Are you sober?"

“…”

Lin Er didn't even want to yawn anymore, and he nodded nodded very much.

Of course I was awake, and I was completely awake.

The two-hour drive was boring and long. Wen Miao had a hat on his head, and most of his body hung on Shen Jiayu. He slept so hard that he didn't know what day it was.

Qin Ke and Xie Xiao got together, with a headphone in their ears, and found an old movie to watch.

He Yin stretched his neck, looked at the two watching movies in the front row, and then at the two sleeping in the front row. He really couldn't find a partner to chat with, so he twisted over half of his body and started chatting with Xie Yanlin through a narrow aisle: "Talk about 50 cents?"

Lin Er didn't want to talk very much. The bus made her feel a little uncomfortable. She glanced at him with uninteresting interest and said slowly: "I'll give you five dollars. Can you shut up if you shut up?"

He Yin made a gesture of zipping the mouth, then pulled the zipper down, tilted his head and said with a smile: "Not very good, I don't think I can't shut up."

“…”

"Ye Ye, I can give you fifty, and change your chance to chat."

“…”

Lin Er touched Xie Yan's arm without hesitation, and then treated the money like dung land and transferred the opportunity to his boyfriend: "Come on, I'll give it to you fifty, and you can chat with him."

Xie Yan, who was in troubled by heaven: "..."

Why, he looks so bad that fifty dollars?

Helplessly, Liner selectively ignored his resistant eyes and threw the hot potato out. After she stared at the car window without blinking, as if there was suddenly something beautiful outside that could make her linger.

After a moment, Xie Yan still pulled off his headphones, turned his head to look at He Yin, and asked without any emotion: "What do you want to talk about?"

He Yin thought for a while and said tentatively: "Talk about love?"

Xie Yan was surprised: "You have?"

He Yin: "..."

He is worthy of being the king of cold events, and he chatted to death when he came up.

And only two words were used.

He Yin was silent for a full half minute, and then changed the topic directly: "Then let's talk about other things."

Xie Yan asked casually: "For example, a fund?"

He Yin: "..."

The atmosphere became cold again.

He Yin's face was a little green, and it was a bit green.

Lin Er, who had been staring out the window, finally couldn't help but turn his head and handed He Yin a sympathetic look through the aisle.

For fifty yuan, I bought the six words "Liuluo" insulting me.

No matter how you look at this transaction, it will be a loss.

He Yin was stunned for a long time before he touched his nose dullly and said, "No, except love and money, are there no other topics to talk about between us?"

Xie Yan turned his head and thought for a while, then said, "Are you talking about gay love?"

He Yin: "?!"

He Yin was shocked by his words, and opened his eyes widened with some acceptance, saying, "There is this between me and you?"

Xie Yan gave him a look of "What are you thinking about?" and said, "No."

Of course not.

The implication of this is to avoid chatting.

But He Yin was used to being thick-skinned. Even though the Nicholas student in front of him expressed a strong meaning from his heel to his scalp, to every strand of hair, he still became a warrior blindly and waved his hand fearlessly: "It's okay, let's have some fun talking."

Xie Yan shrugged his shoulders slightly, meaning to be kind.

Most of He Yin's body was facing Xie Yan. He tilted his head and stared at Xie Yan for a while, then his eyes turned, and soon he had an idea: "Brother, I think you are idle and idle, so why not let's have a puzzle game."

Xie Yan hummed with no interest, but for the sake of fifty dollars, he cooperated and asked: "How to play?"

After all, He Yin's fifty yuan was spent on real money, so he couldn't make He Yin think that he was a black store.

"It's very simple, I'll ask you and answer." He Yin said.

“…”

Xie Yanxin said that it is true that it is not clear whether this "wisdom" is childish or mentally retarded.

In order to show his respect for this game, He Yin also cleared his throat and said, "Ask a question, if I have ten kitchen knives, I meet you on the road and give you two, then how many I have left..."

Speaking of this, He Yin paused for a moment before completing the following words: "———?"

If you don’t say anything, you and me will be civilized.

Liner, who was enjoying the "charming scenery" outside the window: "..."

This familiar routine.

It seems that when the first year of high school, Xie Yan was still teasing her.

Liner leaned against the car window frame as if unheard of it, his body did not move, but his ears stood up.

"There are ten in total, I'll give you two." In order to make Xie Yan make a judgment faster, He Yin also stretched out his finger and gestured, "Then how many do I have left?"

“…”

Xie Yan looked at him silently with an indescribable look.

The question just now finally got an answer.

——It’s not childishness, it’s mentally retarded wisdom.

This mentally retarded seems to be He Yin.

Do you think he is a low-minded child by using this old routine hundreds of years ago?

Although he doesn't surf the Internet, although he is an empty nester, although he is 2g online, but-

Do you still understand these routines?

It's old-fashioned.

Life is really not easy, Xie Yan sighed deeply.

He Yin was still waiting for his answer in anger: "Brother, think about it, I only have ten handfuls in total, and then I will give you two, how many left in my hand?"

Under his urging, Xie Yan finally spoke: "No more."

He Yin: "?"

Hello brother, are you not aware of the numbers???
Chapter completed!