Chapter 794 Then I'm A Stupid
"But it's a little bigger than the ordinary ones, I like big beds." Lin Er reached out and gestured to him, and then said, "I'll have a combination of a big bed with a height of 1.5 meters and a small bed with a height of 1.2 meters. Then I'll sleep on it, my boyfriend...oh, that is, you, you sleep on it."
Xie Yan: “…”
When Xie Yan heard the sentence "I'm sleeping on top, you're sleeping on bottom", he didn't know what to react, and his expression was very indescribable for a moment.
Ah, can he take back the nonsense he said just now that he bought everything?
Seeing that he didn't say anything, Lin Er came over, poked his wrist with a slender fingertip, and asked expectantly: "Xie Tiantian, when will you buy it for me?"
“…”
Xie Yanxin said, if I really buy this kind of bed, I would be a fool.
Who the fuck has to go to and get out of bed after getting married?
But it is rare for a girlfriend to have such a "small requirement" that seems to be a small problem, but actually a major issue of principle. Xie Yan still thought about his words quite seriously before speaking out: "I still have a problem."
Perhaps because he was about to have his own bunk bed, Liner showed 120,000 patience to his boyfriend: "You said."
So Xie Yan asked very directly: "After getting married, do you have to sleep in separate beds?"
Xie Yan felt that he was a very conservative person, which can be seen from his identity as an activist in the male Tyranny class, but he never expected that his girlfriend was even more conservative than him.
He is fucking married, but he still has to sleep in separate beds???
Lin Er was very tolerant about Xie Yan's question: "It's okay. If you don't want to sleep in separate beds, then come up. I don't mind leaving you half of the position."
"..." Xie Yan asked, "What is the meaning of the existence of the bed below?"
"You made it meaningless."
"I?"
"Yes, that bed was your place." Liner looked at him with a look of "Are you stupid?" "But didn't you have to squeeze with me?"
“…”
Otherwise, let’s just stop talking about this topic?
Amid the enthusiasm of Shisang and a group of female friends, the Double Eleven Carnival Shopping Festival finally came slowly.
Shi Sang Ting worked hard, and he attracted people to like each other in the class, and even made a post in the post bar: [Do you know about Xie Yanshen Wang from Class 1? Do you want to get close to the two big guys? Do you want to get close to the big guys? Do you want to talk to the big guys happily? Give me a like, I will give you this opportunity.]
So, Xie Yan and Shen Wang stood behind the back door of the classroom and were watched for an afternoon.
Lin Er felt that Shisan was not beaten to death by both of them, that was a miracle.
He also said that the planner on Taobao is a genius. Sang was obviously a genius. He had a unique brain circuit and a unique way of finding a way. Most people would not think of this trick.
After successfully clearing the balance of Alipay, Shi Sang finally calmed down and sighed: "When I was a child, I always felt that this dream was difficult to realize. I never thought I would become a person after Double Eleven."
Xie Yan sat on the table, leaning against the windowsill, and heard his murmurs and casually answered: "Did you forget that your original purpose of online shopping was to save money?"
"Oh, that's the reason." Shi Sangmao suddenly opened.
But unexpectedly, online shopping became the most expensive place.
"Actually, I can't say that." Shi Sang said solemnly, "Today's event is very strong, so I stock up first. When I use it, I don't have to buy it at the original price, which is equivalent to saving money."
Xie Yan gave another famous saying: "If you don't buy, you will save 100%."
Shi Sang: "..."
Shi Sang endured it, but still couldn't help it. He rolled his eyes and made a "stop" gesture at him, saying, "Brother, you'd better stop talking. You'll make me feel like the money is wasted."
Xie Yan raised his eyebrows and refused to comment.
After half a minute of calming down, Shi Sang, a talkative guy who couldn't stop talking, started to make fun of him again: "Hey, actually, if I think about it carefully, I don't like shopping very much, especially online shopping."
Xie Yan: "?"
Who is the person with the shopping cart 99 just now?
Xie Yan gave him a questioning look, which seemed to be saying, "Don't you fucking stop bragging anymore, okay?"
"I mean it is." Shi Sang sat upright, shook his head and said, "I found that I had bought so many things just now, and I didn't feel the joy of shopping, but only felt the pain of the disappearance of money."
"Dopamine secretion is imbalanced?" Xie Yan turned his head and looked over. The two thin silver chains hanging from the glasses flashed slightly under the light.
Shi Sang was almost shook his eyes, turned his head and avoided it for a while, then rubbed his nose and said, "What, why are you talking so academically?"
"Well, maybe because I'm a well-educated person."
“…”
Shi Sang didn't want to talk to him very much in an instant.
Sometimes Xie Yan's words are really annoying, but Shen Wang is not there, Lin Er is sleeping on the table, and the two classmates at the front table go to play basketball on the playground. Shi Sang can't find a suitable chat partner for a while, so he can only swallow his anger and continue chatting with him.
"No, I mean, I prefer going to supermarkets than online shopping."
Xie Yan: "I'll be happy when I go to the supermarket?"
"It's indeed happiness, but that kind of happiness is not brought to me by shopping." Shi Sang said, "What's the attraction of promotions and discounts? What's the attraction of lively and fun? I don't like it."
Xie Yan: "Then what do you like?"
Shi Sang said in a very deep tone: "I just like to follow everyone, squeeze in the crowd of crazy people, and then give anyone two punches in the chaos."
Xie Yan: “…”
It's really a special "source of happiness".
The evening activity time of No. 9 Middle School is 2 hours in total, at 5 pm and the third class is over on time, and it is not until 7 o'clock that evening self-study is held.
Lin Er has been sleeping since he came back from the cafeteria. Yesterday, he called Wen Miao. He was over 2 o'clock and got up early in the morning and took classes all day. She used the only lunch break at noon to do the test.
Now is the time to sleep.
It was just that it didn't take long to sleep, and Liner was woken up.
It was not the sound of Xie Yan Shisang's speech, they were very light when they spoke, and Lin Er couldn't hear it even when he fell asleep.
It was woken up by her cell phone that was placed in the table.
Chapter completed!