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"Go...you...mom..."

The black shadow fell from a high altitude with something in his arms.

The last words at the end of their lives have become masterpieces of eternal eternity.

If you want to know the truth, look at the magical skill of rewinding.

“am…in…uq…”

The black shadow returned to the upper floor with something in his arms.

Things went back five minutes ago.

The black shadow, which is the first male protagonist in this article, digging out a free-to-finished long article of more than one million words. After happily reading one quarter of it, the more he read it, the more he felt uncomfortable. After practicing a martial art that cannot be used for women, he was really not close to women. The tools for the crime were obviously at their fingertips!

He really couldn't believe that there was an article about the author's father not solving the marriage problem for his son. He couldn't help but turn to the ending and found that the male protagonist actually... really... he had cucumbers mixed with hands and had a lifetime of eating.

This is unscientific.

He jumped to the comment section, his fingers flying, and he wrote:

It’s not scary without women, we can wait for the humanoid form of the monster. It’s not scary without **, you can even insert it with a cucumber. It’s not scary without emotions, you can become crazy if you take some spring medicine. It’s scary if you are afraid. With a woman as a mural, if you don’t use it, you don’t need it, you can upgrade all the way to the ending, and you will still go alone to the end.

It’s not moist without women! Big!

"Bang."

As soon as he pressed the send, he heard a strange cracking sound from the balcony, as if something had been broken.

This is an old community, with no wealthy households, and it is the sixth floor. He used to think it was quite safe, so he did not install anti-theft windows. However, after hearing that a thief had fallen to death and asked the owner to compensate him, he felt that there was nothing strange in the world. It was hard to say that there was such a person who came to break into the air door. So he picked up a thick notebook of seventeen-inch models and tiptoed towards the balcony.

He saves electricity and never turns on the lights when turning on the computer. Once the laptop is closed, the room will be dark. Instead, the moonlight outside is shining, and the sneaky figures climbing up from outside are visible.

I actually encountered a thief.

He took advantage of the other party climbing into the balcony and rushed over quickly, preparing to cut the mess quickly and pat him fainted. Unexpectedly, before he reached the nearest place, his feet slipped, stepped on a round thing, and rushed out suddenly, passing by the thief, and fell backwards.

At the critical moment, all thoughts were gone, only one word, and the thoughts were turned on and blurted out:

"Go to your mom..."
Chapter completed!
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