120、Crazy love (2)(1/2)
Winston did not escape for long, because as soon as he returned to the apartment, he saw a familiar figure sitting on the rocking chair he often sat on.
"Why are you here?"
The just-loose nerve was winded up again.
Edwin looked at him with his fingers on his chin and said, "Come to find you."
Winston's eyes rolled, trying to find a breakthrough and fly out.
"Today is my birthday." Edwin took out a birthday cake box from the chair.
Even if Winston hates someone, it is difficult for him to say hurtful words on his birthday. So he said politely: "Happy birthday."
"Don't you help me sing a birthday song?" Edwin got up and put the birthday cake box on the table, slowly untiing it.
White cream is dazzling under the light.
Winston laughed dryly, "I have a bad voice."
Edwin turned to look at him.
Looking at these eyes, Winston couldn't help but think of their redness, "I really can't sing birthday songs. Why don't I go find a band to sing for you?"
Edwin waved his hand.
A fruit knife flew out of the kitchen in circles and inserted it into the cake.
Winston swallowed.
Edwin said: "Since you can't sing, just cut the cake for me."
Winston said: "You have to cut your birthday cake myself."
He was ready to get angry when he said this, but Edwin didn't refute anything, "Help me get the plate and the fork."
"Where?"
Edwin glanced at him with a smile.
Only then did Winston remember that the land standing at his feet seemed to be his home, and walked into the kitchen awkwardly and took out the plates and forks.
Edwin divided the cake into eight pieces and placed two on a plate, "Try it. It was made by Mario himself."
Winston was indeed hungry and spooned a small mouth with a fork and put it in his mouth.
"Aren't you afraid that I will add garlic?"
"Ahem." Winston almost sprayed the cake.
Edwin picked up the plate and smiled, "I'm kidding."
Now he looks like a normal person.
Winston put the cake in his mouth, secretly looked at Edwin's face, and said for a long time: "I only like women."
Edwin's hand holding a fork was in the air.
Winston stared nervously into his eyes, ready to put the bats at any time.
But Edwin said nothing.
Winston's heart was hung for a long time, and he was a little tired. He couldn't help but tentatively: "Do you understand what I mean?"
"Let's be friends first," Edwin said.
Do it first? What about later?
Winston hesitated for a long time and did not dare to ask this question. In any case, this is a good start. Perhaps after they got along for a long time, Edwin would find that the attraction between homosexuals was really... unreasonable!
Winston looked at his figure.
It is strong and powerful, and it must be elastic to the touch.
But this flexibility is completely different from that of female **.
Winston felt that he had no chance at all.
"If you continue reading, I will take back what I said just now." Edwin's eyes gradually became deeper.
Winston was startled and hurriedly said, "I'm just thinking, do you have any pajamas? I'm afraid I don't have suitable pajamas here."
Edwin said in surprise: "Are you inviting me to bed?"
Winston almost wanted to slap himself backhanded.
There are probably no exception like him who is clearly looking for excuses but finding a trap to make himself jump down.
"I mean, uh, I can sleep in the sofa in the living room." Winston acted extremely sincerely.
Edwin nodded with satisfaction and said, "I also hope to have an opportunity to improve mutual understanding."
Winston fantasized about all kinds of disgusting living habits in his mind.
So after Edwin came out of the shower, he saw Winston sitting on the sofa and touching his toes carelessly. After touching, he put his hand in front of his nose and kept sniffing. After smelling, he picked his nose and sniffed it... Finally, he took a tissue to wipe his hands clean.
Edwin smiled and said, "Is it comfortable?"
"Comfortable, so comfortable." Winston deliberately made a vulgar look.
"Then I'll try it next time." Edwin returned to his room as usual.
...
The impact must be too small.
Winston stared at the tissue. I knew I shouldn't have wiped it with tissues, I should have licked it with my mouth...
"vomit!"
In this way, Edwin lived there legitimately, and this stay lasted for a month.
Winston sat on the sofa for a month and felt that it wasn't too bad. Edwin acted like a great roommate. The only thing that made him complain was that he couldn't go out to find friends of the opposite sex. As long as he met with the opposite sex, Edwin's figure would stick it up like a shadow in less than a minute.
So this month was not too bad. But he thought that if he continued to abstinence, then this bad day would not be far away.
After thinking about it, Winston should communicate with Edwin again and tell him how essential women are for men.
There are many opportunities for communication, such as now - when you eat and watch TV and eat fruit together.
"Uh, Edwin." Winston tried to relax himself.
"Hmm?" Edwin turned his head.
Every time he spoke, Edwin would look at listening with scruples. Winston read the draft in his stomach again, and then said, "Do you know why God sooner or later Adam would create another Eve?"
Edwin blinked. His eyelashes were thick, so he was particularly cute when he blinked, just like a small fan thrust up and down.
Winston thought that if Edwin was a woman, then the problem between them would be much easier to solve.
“Because it’s boring.”
"Then why do you have to be a woman and not a man?" Winston was very tempted.
Edwin looked at him with a smile, "What is your answer?"
"Because of inheritance and succession," Winston said in a powerful way.
Edwin said: "But our blood clan has no such concern." The main way they passed on the family line was to first embrace.
Winston licked his lips and said, "Have you ever thought about it, it is also important to experience the process of inheriting the family line."
"What the hell do you want to say?" Edwin leaned against him.
Winston felt the pressure as if his pupils turned red that night in the castle.
"Actually," he softened shamefully, "I just wanted to find some topics after dinner."
Edwin's mouth slightly raised, "It's just that?"
Winston said: "What do you mean?"
"The process of inheriting the family line..." Edwin's eyes gradually changed color, and the charming red slowly spread from the center of his pupils. "We can also try it."
Winston turned into a bat and stuck to the ceiling with a snap.
Edwin maintained his original position and kept his fingers moving little by little.
After a while.
The redness in Edwin's pupils faded. He raised his head and smiled at the bat as quiet as it was embedded in the ceiling, "I'm kidding."
...
I want to leave, and I must find a way to leave this terrible place.
The bat was planning firmly in his heart.
The opportunity will come soon.
The Fanzhuo clan in the human world holds a cocktail party every three years, with the purpose of bringing closer relationships to each other, and by the way, we will discuss the recent development of the clan in the human world, and the bad deeds of the demon party.
Winston never attended such boring cocktail parties in the past, but this time it was different, this time it was a godsend opportunity.
So he tactfully expressed to Edwin the sadness of having to leave for a few days.
To be continued...