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2. Stolen some makeup poems(1/2)

But, can you pick up the bride through the gate? It’s not that simple!

There were also a group of women holding big sticks, their eyes full of murderous aura, jokes and a little impatient!

When you are in the Tang Dynasty, you will get married and encounter this scene, you may have to pay half your life?

Lu Shuang looked at the royals who rushed in with him (in ancient times, the best man was called the imperial concubine, and most of them were relatives and friends of the groom’s generation), and saw that they all had a hint of timidity.

"The kings, protect the groom and rush to the duck!"

At this moment, the matchmaker shouted and rushed over!

When the best men saw that the matchmaker and a female romance had already come on, they could only rush forward with a firm heart!

But I didn't expect that those sticks didn't forget to greet the matchmaker, but they all hit the best men!

"Ouch!"

"It hurts! It hurts so much, hurry up!"

The group howled and rushed forward. When they passed this level, all the men, including Lu Shuang, were a little disheveled. They finally arrived at the door of the bride's boudoir.

"This is so scary! Not only do you have to fight, but you also have to take advantage of it! Can you pick someone up now?"

While tidying up his clothes, Lu Shuang beeped in dissatisfaction. Obviously, she was touched by the brave aunt a few times while rushing over (well, this is not homophonic).

However, Lu Shuang thought of the Tang Dynasty’s wedding too simply!

Hearing Lu Shuang's matchmaker smiled and shook her head and said, "It's not OK! Groom, you have to shout that Lu Shuang is here to welcome her, please ask your wife to get out of the house!"

There are so many tricks!

The corner of his mouth twitched, and he was not vague, and shouted at the door: "Lu Shuang is here to welcome the bride, please invite your wife to get out of the house!"

"Lu Shuang's wedding team has arrived!"

The best men also shouted at the top of their voices: "Please marry the bride!"

If the Tang Dynasty could marry the bride home so simply, where did the evil customs of weddings evolve from later generations?

I saw that the door of the boudoir was still moving, and a crisp sound came from inside: "Don't worry! Our bride hasn't put on makeup yet!"

No makeup?

Your uncle!

Can you find such a crappy excuse?

Lu Shuang was stunned. When she got married, she was scattered with red envelopes. Her best men were beaten to death. She didn't know that she was touched by that lady. Now you still have the excuse of the bride not wearing makeup?

What else is going to do?

After taking a look at Lu Shuang's matchmaker, I can finally confirm that the groom beside me is afraid that I have never seen a pig run!

She picked the corners of her eyes and smiled, "Groom, the poem to urge makeup, are you waiting for your makeup makeup! Are you ready? If you are not prepared, let the emperors put together and tidy up one or two songs neatly."

I actually want this thing!

This is really not prepared!

The emperors were all wearing bitter faces. They had just been beaten, and their whole body was in pain at this moment and they could not concentrate. How to write poems?

But if there is no makeup urged, I am afraid that if I delay it, it will not delay the good days, but it will also make the Le'an Lu family look disgraceful!

What to do?

Think hard?

In the boudoir and in the bronze mirror, a woman with red makeup without a veil is unparalleled in appearance. It is no exaggeration to say that she is so embarrassed to be in a veil.

Next to the woman was a young beautiful woman with a bun. She looked at the bride next to her with a shy moon and couldn't help but feel a little jealous and said casually: "Er Niang, who is your husband outside your door has no sound at all. Isn't it because he is not ready for a dressing poem? Today, the sisters who don't have a good dressing poem will not allow you to go out!"

The bride smiled without answering!

At this moment, Lu Shuang, outside the door, suddenly felt the chaos in her mind move, and then some words appeared in her mind!

Lu Shuang read out the words slowly: "I don't know what night it will be, so I urged the balcony to approach the mirror. Who said that the lotus seeds in the water? A branch blooms in the bronze mirror."

"hiss!"

Lu Shuang's voice is not loud, but the sound insulation function of the solid wood wall in the Tang Dynasty is quite poor, and people inside can hear it.

The beautiful woman, as a bridesmaid, suddenly opened her mouth wide and took a deep breath. How could she, a lady from a wealthy family, appreciate the good or bad of this makeup-enhancing poem? Without further ado, compared to the one she married at that time... Oh, I feel sore! In addition, I heard that the groom outside is also a pretty man, who is a talented woman with the second wife. My jealousy is even stronger!

So, no! He can't pass the level so easily, hum, who knows if he is looking for someone to buy poetry and essays, must try him again! Besides, don't create any difficulty, let that guy succeed easily, and don't cherish our second wife in the future!

The beautiful bridesmaid, in the attitude of "responsible for Er Niang", pouted, "How can one song be enough! Our Er Niang is a great beauty, so naturally she should paint her makeup more refined!"

The beautiful bride on the edge of the bronze mirror also had a curve, as if she was saying: I also want to see if there are any other makeup-enhancing poems for the husband, it would be best to be as wonderful as this one!

Isn't it enough?

Outside the door, the matchmaker had already widened his eyes! It seemed to be saying, Wow, when did the demands of wealthy families be so high? A poem to urge makeup is not enough!

no!

You can't break the rules, right?

The matchmaker shook his head and said, "Langjun Lu, the poems urging makeup are all one, that doesn't make sense. Please wait, let me communicate with the one inside!"

"It's okay!"

The handsome groom smiled slightly, "It's just a poem to urge makeup!"

He didn't shake his head and pretended to behave, he just took a step forward: "I was going to visit Yujing in the past, and the first immortal was Xu Zhuan. Today, I am lucky to be a meeting of Qin and Jin, and the early education of the phoenix went down to the makeup building. This is the second one!

It is rumored that the candle is lowered and the red powder is not to be in front of the mirror. There is no need to make up on the face and keep eyebrows waiting for the painter to paint. This is the third one!

Second Lady, I don’t know if it’s enough. If it’s not enough, I still have it for my husband!”

besides?

The matchmaker outside the door was shocked. Although I was not well educated, I didn’t know how good or bad the makeup urged poem was, but I knew that the groom around me obviously had no preparation before. Now, I can pick up three makeup urged poems and threatened to have them!

The matchmaker glanced at the young man beside him, with a little gleam in his eyes. If I were a few years younger than me...

Lu Shuang's royal family was also shocked. They were all good friends who were hanging out with each other and naturally understood it very much. That guy, well, is very smart. He is good at climbing trees and digging bird nests, but he has never heard of him writing articles and poems!

No, not right!

I once wrote a poem, what did it come from?

Well, I thought of it! It seems like people are on the bridge and there are a group of ducks in the river!

Comparison between the two!

A Yuqing couldn't help but ask: "Brother Shuang, when did you buy makeup urged poems?"

Lu Shuang rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Do you need to buy something like poetry?"

"Isn't it good to steal it directly? No, no, how can you consider stealing the affairs of scholars?"

Obviously, the latter sentence was too small and the emperors didn't hear it. They just sneered in unison, believing you, a ghost!

Isn’t there any outstanding one among the children of aristocratic families?

Yes, there are many!

But obviously, Dalang of the Le'an Lu family is not like this. Although he is not a playboy who walks dogs and fights cocks all day long, he is really not a famous talent in the circle, and he is definitely a middle-aged man.

As for such a person, why did he marry the daughter of Zheng Renji, the third son of the Zheng family in Xingyang, the beautiful woman who is well-known in Chang'an... That was a story that must be told.

However, at this moment, let’s turn our attention to the wedding first.

In the boudoir separated by a door, the beautiful bridesmaid who is a sister-in-law and a girl in the bride are also pouting and disbelief!

Based on the fact that he is responsible for his sister-in-law (actually a little jealous), the bridesmaid said, "Second Madam, let's see how many skills he has!"

But when the first makeup-encoding poem was recited outside, the sister-in-law, who was unmoved and allowed her sister-in-law to make trouble, slowly stood up from the bench. She smiled and said, "I'm afraid I'll really miss the good time!"

"Oh, my good sister, second wife, who is so anxious to get married?"

The bridesmaid and sister-in-law looked very unscrupulous, "Be reserved, be reserved!"

The bride chuckled and said, "Sister-in-law, today is the day for my slave wedding, why are you still reserved?"

This statement made the dowry...he, the sister-in-law who accompanied her was stunned!

Range, the bride's approach to the next step is even more shocking!

She slowly walked towards the door of the boudoir, then placed her hand on the slide door, and gently slid to the left!

Under the brilliance of the first round of warm sun in the New Year, a beautiful woman with red makeup stood at the door, almost shy of the red sun in the sky!

"Okay! So beautiful!"

Lu Shuang and the emperors were stunned, their throats squirmed, thinking, why didn’t they be so lucky?

Bah! What are you thinking!

Is this kind of erotic blessing really so easy to bear? The one in the palace...hehe!

Not to mention those best men, even Lu Shuang was deeply shocked at this moment! I got married after traveling through time and found such a beautiful wife?

"Suck!"
To be continued...
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