Chapter 66 Raise your skull?
"You're right." Hapi thought for a moment, thinking that this proposal was great. Immersed in the "out of favor" mood, he didn't notice the expression on Yi Song's face at all.
Having followed Mr. Stark all year round, Happi knows Mr. Stark's character of being responsible and loving to show off. This set of rhetoric is definitely in line with Mr. Stark's taste.
"Bang!" Yi Song stretched out his left hand and put his palm upwards, slapped his right hand with his back and then spread it out to create a crisp sound, "That's it."
Hapi wiped the sweat from alcohol on his forehead, took a can of dark beer and opened it, and touched the empty can in front of Yisong on his own.
When he was promoted to Stark's industrial safety director, he accidentally discovered that Yi Song, who had massaged him before, became Mr. Stark's personal health consultant. As a colleague who served Mr. Stark, there was no conflict between interests and work, but there was a certain room for cooperation, so Hapi talked with Yi Song over and over again. After all, security work and health services can complement each other.
Yi Song also didn't reject this fat man. First of all, this guy is very talkative and interesting, and he also knows the principle that fat people don't flow to outsiders. After learning that he has a restaurant, he often chats with him and goes to the restaurant business. However, Yi Song also noticed some dangerous signals. For some reason, when he was looking at the fat man recently... he thought he was cute?
Hapi took a sip of beer and said with blurred eyes: "Since I was promoted to the head of security, I have been busy with staffing every day and have no time to exercise. Now I will sweat at all even in winter. Unbelievable, why do they all like to operate with computers? I feel that I have been completely abandoned by the times. Things that can be solved in a few minutes must be solved with complex computers! Hiccup——"
Yi Song raised his eyebrows slightly, picked up a wet towel and covered his nose and pretended to wipe his mouth. He chuckled and comforted: "After all, it's time to enter the technology era. You're not unaware of aliens flying in the sky in spring. As the management of a high-tech enterprise, you can't be left behind too much, otherwise wouldn't it embarrass your boss."
"Hey...but why do you need to complicate simple things?" Hapi asked with confusion. Before working for Stark, he was a slum-born boxer. The idea he had been in contact with since childhood was that things needed to be done. Suddenly someone told him that he should work in an information manner, which was like persuading boys to wear women's clothing, which was difficult to accept for a short period of time.
"You have to think so. The computer is very obedient, and you don't have to eat, you don't have to get off work, and you won't get sick. The cost of using a computer is much smaller than that of using an employee." Yi Song decided to explain the benefits of a computer in a way that Hapi could understand.
"Well-it makes sense. I want to find an opportunity to give my advice to Miss Potts and gradually replace all the civilian staff of Stark Industry with robots." Hapi thought about the only knowledge about intelligent robots in his mind for a while, such as the Terminator series, the Public Enemy of the Mechanical, etc.
Yi Song: "=????=????(●???●●|||).Do you have any misunderstandings about information management?"
"Don't worry, I'm fine." Hapi leaned against the back of the sofa, closing his eyes. He recalled the situation where the robots performed various functions in the movie, and said to Yi Song confidently, "I understand what I'm doing."
OK, you have the final say for yourself, Yi Song decided not to worry about this topic. He opened a can of beer and hit the shoulders of Hapi, "Anyway, congratulations on becoming a senior executive of Stark Industry."
"Thank you, in fact, the security supervisor is far from being a senior executive." Hapi said thanking with great self-awareness. He forced his eyes to open a crack and glanced at Yi Song, then picked up the beer on the table and said to him, "In fact, I used to say that I was the bodyguard of Iron Man, and others often laughed at me in front of me and asked me who was protecting whom. I even thought of choosing to leave in order to preserve my only self-esteem."
"Ton, tons, tons, tons, ha--" He couldn't help but take a sip at this point, "Now I do have a competent job, guess what? It's not the security supervisor, but to help Mr. Stark look at Miss Potts, she is the best in Stark's life... snort..."
"Hapi?Hapi?" Yi Song called out a few times without any response, and then greeted the robot lady, "He fell asleep and brought him a blanket. Oh, by the way, Mr. Hogan said that the bill was recorded on his membership card."
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On December 22, Hapi was staring vigilantly at the person sitting not far away, the round buzz cut that looked like a good man.
"Didi, Didi." He picked up the tablet and tried hard to recall the operation process, and then he answered Mr. Stark's phone number...
"...She was having a meeting with a scientist, a rich handsome guy." After a few greetings, Hapi earnestly reported to Stark the "information" about Miss Potts to the tablet.
Tony didn't feel anything about the previous words, until he heard the word "handsome", he suddenly felt a little sore in his heart, but he said calmly: "Okay."
"I didn't remember who it was, although I know how to recognize people." Hapi continued, exposing himself by the way.
Stark just wanted to know what happened next, so he responded casually: "Oh, yes, you can't forget it."
"So I went into the database and looked for it. Chili'an in Odd District. We've seen him..." Happi began to introduce Chili'an's information. He felt that he was following James Bond, "...It was normal at first until he showed her his huge brain."
"???What's his?" Stark didn't react for a while. Could it be that the one named Qi Li'an had a big brain and lifted up his skull in front of Pepper to show her brain?
"Huge brain." Hapi looked at the brain projection in the reception room that filled the whole room. He dropped out of school early and could only pick out the phrases he thought were suitable from the poor words, "And she likes it very much, I'll show you."
After listening, Stark stared at the screen intently. In addition to wanting to see Little Pepper, he was also curious about how a person showed his brain. Could it be that he was lifting his skull like lifting his hat? However, he only saw...
"Did you see it?" Hapi didn't do anything, and directly picked up the tablet and faced its back to the room where the little pepper was.
"What do you see? I only see you." Stark pointed helplessly, "I can only see the screen if I turn it over."
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ps1: Hapi didn't move the computer at the beginning, which was the original plot of the movie. A plot that started at 15 minutes and 44 seconds from "Iron Man 3". Hapi had to think about it for several seconds when answering the phone with a tablet. During the video, Iron Man didn't even know what Iron Man said to turn the screen.
ps2: The most beautiful existence is also the original words of Hapi. How could a child as pure as the author Jun say such numb words? Hey uh~~~~~┌|*′?|┘
Chapter completed!