Chapter 283 The fat one destroys everything, the bald one
"Thor, you just said you want to live on earth with me, right?"
Finally hearing what I could understand, Thor quickly expressed his loyalty to his future child (Harmony) mother: "Yes, I will stay in Midgard from now on."
"Hey, where is Midgard?"
"Earth, Earth!" Dassie glanced at John who asked him in disgust, and explained while smoothing his sleeves that had been wrinkled by his boyfriend just now, "This is what Thor and his hometown call the earth, saying that it is called the atrium among the nine major kingdoms of the earth."
"Oh, so the geocentric saying is indeed well-founded?" John continued to recite.
"Well--be serious, this is talking about business!" Yi Song, who couldn't stand watching, walked around and pushed John's buttocks.
"Yeah." Jian, who was full of longing for the future, did not care about the interruption of the onlookers. She first affirmed Thor's attitude with satisfaction, and then began to tempt him carefully, "So there is a big problem in front of you."
As he said that, Jane blinked playfully at Thor: "You have no money. What are you going to let our children eat?"
"Hey...ahha, that's it, Thor." After holding back the laughter, Yi Song laughed and persuaded, "No matter where you are, money is a necessity. I believe that you who often lead troops to fight will definitely understand this."
Actually, I don't understand. Well... OK
Thorben, who had been paying for him in Asgard, wanted to refute it, but immediately realized that the people standing around him included a very important character. He glanced at his girlfriend and fell into deep thought at the barren cafeteria of the future children.
"Okay." After about ten seconds, Thor finally decided to compromise with his cute children (in fantasy), "so you said, well... what's going on with the portrait right."
"I just want to ask you to endorse our products." Although I was desperate about Thor's commercial understanding, Yi Song still explained in detail again, "This is a kind of hair loss and regeneration, replenishing qi and blood, treating kidney deficiency, and lack of prostate..."
Yi Song was complacent about his wit. You should know that after so many years of experience in opening a store, he understood that most of the baldness... Well, male compatriots with not thick hair are disliked by the word "baldness". They basically used hair loss to refer to their symptoms. Now there is an old man who is not very thick~~
"Although I know what's going on, why do you feel like you sell fake medicines the more you hear?"
However, before the words were finished, everyone heard Dashy's soft murmur.
(?华?华?)×4
After slitting off Seervig, who was holding his pants up and down at the desk, Yi Song noticed that the other four people looked at him with either a playful or consentful look.
"Quan( ̄︶ ̄)Quan Traitor!"
Yi Song silently compared the words to the two of them, and looked at each of the "family members" who knew it and asked each other with a smile.
Then he took out a retro-style red potion bottle from his pocket (actually summoned by the prop bar), and then handed it to Jane Foster. He figured it out, and it would be better to talk to Thor about business, rather than to ask her about it.
"It's this potion." Because he noticed Jane Foster's touching and smelling action, he turned his attention to Selveg, who was still struggling with whether to wear pants. "Dr. Selveg has visited John and my massage parlor many times. This potion is the one that used to be wolfberry 2... Well, a concentrated version of wolfberry medicinal wine. You can see how much we have paid for it when we look at the bright red color."
Since everyone said this, Yi Song decided to add a fire. He greeted Selvig, whose hair was now sparse again, and said, "Doctor, it's not very hot at the end of April, so it's better to wear pants. Why don't you try this bottle of health wine to warm your body?"
"Warm your body?" Selveg's eyes lit up when he heard this. He loosened his hands and kicked the objects on his legs and walked towards everyone, "Then you don't have to wear pants."
Seeing this, because he was extremely curious, Jian naturally put the bottle in his hand in the palm of Eric (Selveg) as he followed suit.
"Gudu, gudu, gudu."
The eager Selvig drank anxiously and quickly: "Ha~~~"
"Wow!" Thor exclaimed in his throat, but he quickly restrained the expression on his face. After all, image is very important, but he was still very surprised in his heart. Unexpectedly, when a bottle of inconspicuous red potion was under, Seervig had thick hair roots, and it was not pure white.
You should know that hair loss cannot be avoided even people in Aska.
Even his father, Odin, the father of the Gods of the Nine Realms, has not escaped the misfortune of exposing his foreheads on both sides in his old age. Fortunately, his family has the genes of beauty, so the small strand of hair in the middle will not fall off. Therefore, when his father brought the crown to expose the hair in the middle, no one noticed that the great King of God was in an abnormal hairline.
Um?!!
hiss--
Thor, who was opening the potato chips, suddenly felt a tightening in his heart. He heard Dashy mention that when he was joking about Eric's excessive work, the symptom of hair loss is inherited by the father, and the father will lose hair, that is...
w(?Д?)w!!
No wonder Loki's forehead has grown bigger and bigger over the years.
Hum? No, Loki is a descendant of the Frost Giant.
Thinking of this, Thor couldn't help but stare again, and he remembered the scene when he invaded Jotunheim. When they encountered the King of Frost Giant, the other party did not even have a hair on their heads!
⊙▽⊙!!
"Yi, my friend. Is this potion useful to the people in Asgard?" Thor, who was worried about the future, asked Yi Song with a pleasant look.
Thor felt embarrassed about Yi Songtruh's expression. In his cognition, the other party could be a little worse than him. After all, if he was fully prepared, the nuclear weapons would definitely be able to withstand it...
After all, a fat man will ruin everything. You can tell from Vostak (one of the three warriors of the Immortal Palace). He was also a great guy when he was not married, otherwise he would not have become the first person to marry among the Asgard Five Iron Mansions. Now he is so fat.
And the change in body shape alone will have such a big impact, that baldness...
Thor didn't want to think about what he would look like after he lost his hair. If he lost all of it, it would be another tough look. If there was still a circle around him - he would have to shave them all! Compared to hair loss, he even felt that his figure was not so unacceptable.
"I hope to experience the effect of the medicine in person, easy."
He was used to being straightforward and felt no embarrassed at all.
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ps: The hairline on both sides of Odin, "Thor 3" 20 minutes and 40 seconds.
Chapter completed!