"Aren't other people's systems all humanized high-intelligence AI? The arrogant, soft, heart-warming model, etc. How come I have only a manual left here, and how is this familiar starting line fat? (?华?华?华?)" Yi Song walked to the chair next to the dining table and sat down, and read a line containing the bitter and bitter tears of the young people of the new era - using xin to create happiness, and he saw a light screen projected from his chest before his eyes.

Paid hero, click to get it;

Six great equipment, one second to lose;

One knife is 999, and it will be upgraded to level 18 in seconds;

If you are brothers, come to the Canyon Alliance to kill me!

Yi Song looked at the familiar texts and familiar login interfaces on the virtual light curtain in front of him, showing a strange and complex look: high-latitude creatures are really so creative, and they are lazy to be this kind of virtue. Could it be that the game content is planned like some unscrupulous mobile games that cheat VIPs...

"Wait... how should I do this?" Yi Song subconsciously held his right hand in his right hand and made the move to operate the mouse. Unexpectedly, a virtual mouse made of blue light appeared under the palm of his right hand. He couldn't help but sigh that high-latitude black technology is indeed considerate.

Yi Song tried to move the mouse to the "Login Game" option and clicked it. The mouse arrow really moved to the "Login Game" again. At the same time, the game interface that Yi Song saw changed immediately - a person wearing a gray hooded cloak appeared and could not see his face clearly. The character's palms were facing upwards in front of his chest, and a blue and purple light floated above his hands.

Yi Song recognized this as the image of the summoner at a glance, because the three words "Summoner" are clearly written in Chinese above the character's shape. There are red and white characters on the left side of the character, and there are five options boxes arranged vertically: "Mall", "Recharge", "Daily", "VIP Privileges", "Instructions", and "Game Promoter".

On the right are four identical hero attribute boxes. There is a large box with a question mark in the upper part of each box in the center. At the bottom of the box, there are four buttons in turn from left to right - a red button with the word "Open" written (there is a red dot similar to WeChat chat at the top right of the button), a gray button with "Talent" written, a gray button with the punishment icon, and a gray button with the teleport icon. There are two options "Title" and "Summon" below the four options, both gray.

Yi Song first tried to click on three gray buttons, but as expected, he didn't respond, so he clicked "Open" again, and only heard a sound of gold coins falling and...

"The internal test of the LOL super-change stand-alone version without deletion is in full swing. With a single knife, you can get a VIP when you go online. You can unlock paid heroes by killing the first time. You can unlock heroes worth up to 6,300 yuan!" With a series of female commentary on the clear (no) crisp (with) joy (spirit) ear (soul), an icon holding a light arrow appeared in the center of the screen and slowly flew towards the hero attribute box and coincided with the punishment icon, and the icon also changed from gray to color.

Yi Song moved the mouse to the punishment button, and saw a line of words displayed on it: It can be used for non-heroes and non-building units within the field of view of the body, causing 999 real damage.

“…”

"So Is this the so-called "One-Sword 999"? It's even less harm than the real maximum punishment." The young man complained weakly, and then made a new discovery - the gift bag-shaped icon in the upper right corner of the "Open" button kept flashing, and he couldn't help but click, and then a dialog box appeared on the interface:

"Congratulations on obtaining the VIP1 privilege gift package - punishing the first kill can directly obtain the qualification to unlock the natal hero. Please use it within 24 hours." The sound fell, and the countdown BUFF was displayed in the upper left of the interface.

∑(||っ°Д°)っ!!

"No, it's obvious that the privilege is effective for only one day? Wait, this doesn't seem to be the point." Yi Song was a little confused. He ignored the fact that the system had no AI, patted his thigh and shouted at the air: "What does first kill mean? Do you want to kill someone? You seem to be making me laugh. I can't live after killing someone. I'm a man who wants to live for three years. How can I fall here? Kill someone? It doesn't exist!"

"Emm... There seems to be no death penalty in the United States?" Yi Song, whose mind began to diverge, seemed to remember something. Suddenly, the chrysanthemum tightened, "Ph, it seems even worse if there is no death penalty."

There is no hope of receiving the privilege gift package consciously. Yi Song browsed the interface boredly and accidentally noticed the introduction of the punishment skills - it can be used for non-heroes and non-building units within the field of view of the body.

Well? "Non-hero, non-building unit" seems to mean more than a human. Yi Song felt that he was misled by the word "kill". Maybe he could try animals, preferably mosquitoes, Xiaoqiang, etc. So Yi Song looked up, but unfortunately the system cleaned the store's floor too clean. He stared at him and looked around for a long time but didn't find any pests. Suddenly he caught a glimpse of the kitchen utensils in the kitchen and thought: It seems that it's enough to buy a live fish, it's really smart. (??ω??)

...

16:23 pm.

With exhausted faces, Yi Song returned to the store, gently placed the things he was holding at the cashier, sat down on the chair with a creaking sound, and murmured to himself: "I'm really a ghost! The United States can't sell live fish. Do they even eat fresh grilled fish, boiled fish, pickled fish, braised crucian carp, and sweet and sour carp? Fish with only pieces of meat has no soul!" (╯#-_-)╯╧═╧

While complaining, Yi Song looked at the round transparent fish tank with 30 cm diameter on the cash register and the four goldfish inside. From noon to afternoon, he searched all the nearby supermarkets and farmers' markets, but he didn't see any live poultry and live fish, so he had no choice but to buy four goldfish. Yi Song seriously suspected that he had been slaughtered. The four goldfish were more than 200 US dollars, and the feed and fish tank actually asked him for nearly 500 US dollars. However, in order not to exceed the timeout, he still gritted his teeth and bought it.

...

Four goldfish that didn't know the end of the world were swimming in the fish tank. Suddenly, they found that the smell of food came from the water, so they began to snatch food. One of them was particularly domineering. They rushed away the left and right and ate a lot of food into their mouths, and finally successfully ate themselves until they could not keep their belly facing down. "This goldfish ate too much, it seems that it was a pity that it was struggling to break the stomach. It was better to quit." Yi Song symbolically convinced himself and made the final judgment on the rogue goldfish.

Then Yi Song thought of something, put the fish tank on the dining table near the glass, faced the glass by himself, and then used punishment to the goldfish. A long yellow light appeared above the death penalty fish. The fish immediately turned up its white belly, which scared the three goldfishes to rush directly to the wall of the fish tank and floated stiffly in the water with the waves.

Yi Song noticed that although he saw this yellow light, it was not reflected in the glass. He secretly said that only he could see the visual effects of the skill, and it was estimated that the sound effects were the same.

"You used punishment on the goldfish, causing 999 real damage."

...

PS: That... to fight a robbery, recommend tickets, bookshelves collection, rewards, don't pity me ~~

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Chapter completed!