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11. Girl, can you keep it?(1/3)

There are two stops to the community...

Some people get off the car, some get on the car.

At this time.

A fat woman comes in.

She also didn't sit down...

Take off your pants, squat down, and shit...

Just be clear and done in one go!

puff--

The smell of rotten eggs spreads.

What, do you think I'm writing a novel?

Yes, I'm just writing a novel...

But, what I'm talking about is the facts!

Get back to the point.

This magical operation...

Everyone was stunned!

Time seemed to be still for three seconds...

Then.

The person who got off the bus walked faster;

The person who is about to get on the bus will retreat immediately;

The person who was still in the car and who had not arrived at the station covered his mouth and nose and hesitated whether to leave.

Someone wants to persuade.

But, opened his mouth...

For a moment.

Don't know what to say?

Could it be: Girl, can you keep Xiang well?

Or: Miss, have you brought paper?

driver?

The driver looked like he was so young, and covered his nose: "Girl, get off the car and turn left, there is a public toilet..."

The fat woman turned her face proudly: I can't hear anything!

finally.

More people reacted.

An old lady said earnestly: "Girl, how can this affect people so much? Do you go to the toilet?"

A white-collar beauty frowned: "Comrade, please be hygienic in public places!"

Some little girl is innocent: "Auntie, shy!"

The question is: Why are they all women?

Because, men are embarrassed!

Psychology of a group of male compatriots: Girl, if you are beautiful, then forget it! We will treat it as a benefit... But, you are so ugly that you are still a monster, which is too affecting the city appearance!

At this time.

The driver was also angry: "Girl, have I called the police? Am I really called the police?"

Fat woman: The eight winds cannot blow, sit upright on the purple golden lotus!

Back row.

Xun Mu sighed: "The forest is big, there are really all kinds of birds!"

suddenly.

His eyes lit up.

The ground not far away...

There is one that has been eaten and chewed into an oval shape.

Xun Mu got up.

It seemed as if it was unintentional, kicked it out.

Whoosh!

A afterimage was drawn from the chewing gum.

"ah!"

The fat woman suddenly screamed.

Her face changed drastically: "Master, you are fine, go to the hospital!"

...

In chaos.

Xun Mu got out of the car and left humming a small song.

After the matter, I left my clothes and hid my merits and fame.

The distance between two stops and the community arrives in a flash...

"Hulu! Hululu!"

Next to the guard room, Uncle Wang's black dog bared his teeth and roared at him in a low voice.

This is intimidation!

Speaking of it.

Xun Mu and this black dog still have some stories.

When I first moved into the community, I almost got bitten by it once!

Xun Mu is not a generous person.

The next day, he took revenge.

Nothing was done either.

Just gave the black dog a piece of flesh...

Well, the one with laxatives made the other party lose weight for three consecutive days.

From then on, this guy has been revenge...

Every time Xun Mu enters and leaves, the black dog will grin.

Bite, it dares not...

——I’m afraid of being stewed by Mr. Wang!

But intimidation is still common!

‘You are still that dog; I am not the one I was yesterday!’

Xun Mu's mouth curled up and a momentum was released.

——That is the murderous aura given by Tongbei Fist!

The effect is very significant...

Animal perception is often sharper than humans!

"Wool! Wool!"

It seemed like I was frightened...

The black dog's legs were weak and his head fled without looking back.

‘This time I left a psychological shadow on it. I’m afraid I won’t dare to face me anymore!’

Xun Mu smiled slightly: "Great revenge is avenged, it's great!"

Touching the fish, bullying the black dog...

This kind of life is pretty good.

What kind of holding a sharp blade in your hand makes you kill yourself;

What is the incarnation of Superman, fighting crime...
To be continued...
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