Chapter 29 Educational Plan (Part 2)
"Wei Wen, announce to the public that I am sick, seriously ill, and cannot see the wind. If I see the wind, I will be in danger of my life and will not see any visitors."
Wei Chi escaped back to the clinic, climbed up the kang, pulled up the quilt and covered his head, and ordered Wei Wen in a hurry, which shocked everyone. Xie Jiu smiled and followed him into the room, pulled down his quilt with his head covered, and asked, "What's wrong? Did you encounter anything in the palace?"
Finally found the organization! I finally felt warm!
Wei Chi's eyes were filled with tears. Hurry up, like a bamboo tube pouring beans, telling what happened in the palace today, and highlighting the problem of Princess Yizi. The guy was inexplicably sad and angry: "I haven't been a father yet, I don't have a child yet, and I have no experience at all. How can I answer this question? Isn't this obvious bullying me? Madam, our life is miserable. Li Xiaoer bullies me. His wife also bullies me. He actually pretends to be sick. It's so outrageous!"
"Okay, I'm sorry for you, it's okay."
Xie Jiu held back his laughter and patted a man's back without sincerity. The corners of his lips were curved, cute and charming. Wei Chi was very entangled and depressed, and said angrily: "You said, can I tell you that problem? I can't deceive a child, but I can't do it. If I don't cheat, I will tell you the truth. Isn't this an obvious trick on me? Feudal society has no human rights!"
Xie Jiu couldn't help but laughed out loud, making a man laugh again, and quickly stopped laughing, tried hard to endure it, pretending to be serious and condemned the bad head of the Tang Empire with a man: "That's right, how can you ask you to answer this question? Even if you ask you to answer, it should be when they are not around."
“…”
Wei Chi wondered and asked, "Madam, which country do you belong to?"
Xie Jiu was serious: "The people of Chang'an, the Tang Empire."
"...I am sick and can't see the wind. Please come again another day. If you don't send me, please go slowly."
Wei Chi turned over and lay down, saying in a depressed voice. This girl was really poorer and poorer with him. Even if she was close to Zhu Zhechi, she learned the superficiality of his humorous skills, but her skills were too poor. She was either shocked or sweaty, or the feeling of cold air flowing through the border. By the way, education is indeed a long way to go. A century-old plan is based on education. Whether in ancient times or modern times, this is a big problem.
"Hate!"
Xie Jiu lay down beside Wei Chi with a smile, slapped Wei Chi's bedding.
"Hey, civilized people, don't act!"
Wei Chi quickly rushed to fight. This sister was a person with an orange alarm sign. If she failed, she would have died. It was not easy for everyone to travel to ancient times. It was fate that they could become husband and wife. They could not travel once and they would go to jail.
Holding Xie Jiu's soft body, she gently kissed her rosy lips, and her hands were floating on others. Wei Chi suddenly thought about it from today's experience and said, "Xie Jiu, you said that if we have children in the future, what should we do if the children ask this question? Could you tell the child about the romantic story of the sperm brother and the egg sister?"
Xie Jiu patted him and frowned: "What brothers and sisters are romantic? Where do you think of this?"
Wei Chi was serious and righteous: "I forgot the specific channel of China Central Television, or abbreviated as CCTV. I think it is called Friends of Health or something."
"..." Xie Jiu looked at Wei Chi's eyes and was very entangled. After a long time, Xie Jiu said: "Fortunately we are in the Tang Dynasty now, otherwise, the first thing we have to worry about is the adverse effects of television on children."
Wei Chi laughed and said, "It's not entirely true. My jam method is learned by watching TV. I don't know if it's successful. Open it tomorrow and check it out. If it becomes a jam cake."
Xie Jiubai glanced at him and said, "I'll say it first. When we have children in the future, you can talk about the issue of sex education."
Wei Chi was dumbfounded: "Why? Why did I say? Men and women should be equal and not engage in gender discrimination."
Xie Jiu smiled, with a charming smile and a charming look. He hooked Wei Chi's neck and said softly: "Whether we are in the past modern times or the current Tang Dynasty, the fate of children has always been good for you. Children are more afraid of me. In the future, children will definitely be closer to you. No matter from any aspect, you are the most suitable candidate."
After saying that, his eyes were blinking innocently. Wei Chi was angry and widened his eyes and said, "This question is more appropriate, lesbians said? Xie Jiu, you must be a responsible mother and cannot escape responsibility. Do you want to add a problem child to society in the future? You must know that the position of a mother is in the mind of a child, no one can replace it. According to social surveys, children who lack maternal love will have a greater chance of becoming criminals in the future than ordinary children. Do you want to go to prison to see our children in the future? Do you have the heart to bear it?"
Xie Jiu was so amused and cried, but he really made a spoiler of what he said casually. He glared at Wei Chi and said in a slight manner: "You shouldn't be spread to the Tang Dynasty, but you should be passed on to the revolutionary era. You must be a competent political worker."
"That's my honor!"
Wei Chi was willing to let go. After saying that, he paused and did not forget to add: "Of course, you have to go with it, so we will be the red couple in the revolutionary era."
Xie Jiu angrily said, "Little girl, you're bored!"
Wei Chi subconsciously repeated it and said, "Look, this is the authentic accent. If you don't speak the Beijing dialect, do you know if you don't know?"
“…”
Xie Jiu was so angry that he couldn't say anything, so he simply took action. Wei Chi was pinched and shouted: "Buxing'er is like this, oh, don't move!"
The next day, the morning was peaceful and noon, and in the afternoon, Wei Chi thought that if he hadn't come to arrest him and entered the palace, the problem of Princess Yizi should be solved, so you can rest assured.
"Your Majesty's oral order, Lord Wei Chiwei, please accept the order."
As soon as Wei Chi felt relieved, Xiao Huang's father-in-law rode a fast horse and rushed to the entrance of the clinic, shouting loudly all the way. His loyal servant Wei Wen faithfully carried out his orders: "Eunuch Huang, my elders are seriously ill and cannot see the wind or the guests. Look, this..."
Eunuch Huang looked as if he had expected it, and said, "It's okay. When he came, His Majesty said it, just an oral order, without any politeness. Take me to Lord Wei's room and I'll announce the order outside."
Wei Wen turned to see Xie Jiu, and Xie Jiu nodded. Wei Wen had to take Xiao Huang to Wei Chi's room. The door and windows were closed, and he was really afraid of seeing the wind. Wei Chi's voice came out weakly: "Xiao Huang is here, but I am seriously ill and unable to see the guests. It's really rude."
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Chapter completed!