009 Taoist people have some mental problems.
Nine bells rang out from Taiyi, which gave Li Mu enough face.
Gai Nie and Weizhuang remember that the last time they followed their teacher Guiguzi to Taiyi Mountain, the bell rang seven times.
The only one who can enjoy the treatment of Zhongming nine times was Kong Sheng, and Li Mu was the second time.
"Fellow Taoist, I am not convenient to go down the mountain, so I ordered my disciples to go down the mountain to greet me. Please forgive me." A thick voice sounded in the mountains.
"Hey, old man, you're welcome. It's okay to welcome him or not." Li Mu shouted at the mountain.
Li Mu felt that it doesn’t matter whether Taoism is polite to him or not, it doesn’t matter. Anyway, he was originally from Taoism to fetch the sheep.
【Check-in location detected, Taiyi Mountain.】
【Whether to sign in.】
At this moment, the sound of mechanical speech in the system sounded in Li Mu's ears again.
As Li Mu expected, these various schools of thought had wool to be used.
Li Mu originally came to fetch Taoist wool, so now he naturally signs in without hesitation.
【Taiyishan sign-in successfully.】
[Sign-in reward: Huangdi Neijing, Suwen.]
After the sound of system rewards sounded, a mental method suddenly appeared in Li Mu's mind.
Huangdi was a wise man who was as famous as Yan Emperor in ancient times, and Huangdi's Internal Classic was Huangdi's practice.
The Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic is divided into two chapters, the first chapter is called "Suwen" and the second chapter is called "Lingshu". Suwen is the mind method, while Lingshu is the exercise method.
"ah!"
"this!
"Good guy!"
After Li Mu sorted out the mental method in his mind, he immediately exclaimed three consecutive surprises.
Why was Li Mu surprised to look like this? It was because the mind method in his mind was actually a dual-cultivation mind method.
However, when Li Mu thought about it, there seemed to be nothing wrong. In ancient legend, Huangdi was a 3,000-strong female lord before he could attain enlightenment. From this perspective, Huangdi's mental method is a dual-cultivation mental method, and there seems to be nothing wrong.
"Hey!"
"It's interesting, not only I can't practice this mental method alone, but I have to find a partner." Li Mu murmured in his heart.
As the saying goes, Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here. Li Mu is here, and he says that his partner is here.
Li Mu had just come to his senses when he saw a white-haired Taoist nun walking out of the void ahead.
This little Taoist nun was exactly seventeen or eighteen years old, just as old as she could be a partner for Li Mu.
"Uncle Master, please go up the mountain and talk to him at the order of Master." The Taoist nun came to Li Mu and bowed.
"Good guy, I call me uncle."
"If you call that, then I'm excited!" Li Mu thought to himself.
"Little sister, uncle will show you..."
"Ph, ph. Look at the bullshit goldfish, the matter is important."
"Little sister, who are you? And, who is your master?" Li Mu asked the Taoist nun in front of him with a happy look.
"Return to the words of Master, I will dream."
"My master is naturally Master Bei Mingzi. It is not convenient for me to go down the mountain, so I sent me down the mountain to invite you." Xiaomeng replied respectfully.
Taoism is a way to cultivate immortals in this world. This method of cultivating immortals is naturally somewhat divine and magical.
Therefore, it is inevitable that people who practice this Taoist martial arts are a bit abnormal in spirit. In Taoism, if you don’t have schizophrenia, you are embarrassed to say that you are a master.
Going far away...
Just like Lao Tzu, the founder of Taoism in legend, he regarded himself as a Taoist priest and then felt that he was a monk, so he turned into a Buddha.
The same is true for the famous Zhuangzi. He sometimes regards himself as a butterfly and sometimes treats himself as a human, so he has the story of Zhuang Zhou dreaming of a butterfly.
Let's talk about it closer...
Now, Bei Mingzi, who has the highest Taoist generation, regards himself as a Kun and as a Peng. Sometimes when he is awake, he can remember that he is a human being.
There is also the former Taoist leader, Chi Songzi, who was able to sit in a place for several years without moving because in his consciousness, he had already regarded himself as a pine tree.
Soon, under Xiaomeng's guidance, Li Mu came to the back mountain of Taiyi Mountain.
Bei Mingzi was sitting in front of a chessboard, as if waiting for Li Mu.
"Fellow Taoist please sit down." Bei Mingzi pointed to the other side of the chessboard and signaled Li Mu to sit down.
Bei Mingzi was mentally abnormal. Li Mu had heard of this. Li Mu felt that it was really dangerous to sit so close to a mentally ill.
After all, it is not illegal to kill people with mental illness. Who can be afraid of this?
"That!"
"Fellow Daoist, you may be restrained!"
"If that's not the case, you can arrange a place for me and let's communicate with each other through letters." Li Mu said seriously.
"Puff!"
As soon as Li Mu said this, he laughed out loud for Wei Zhuang. Even Gai Nie, who had always been serious, was laughing at this moment.
Gai Nie and Wei Zhuang both laughed, but Xiaomeng still had no expression on her face, which made Li Mu a little unconfident. Could it be that the stand-up crosstalk she said was not funny?
The two of them met face to face, and Li Mu insisted on sending letters to others, which I have never heard of.
As soon as Li Mu said this, he thought it was quite funny. But no matter how funny it was, who would be very ill sitting in front of him, who would not be afraid?
"Fellow Taoist was joking."
"Fellow Taoist please sit down, I can control it." Bei Mingzi said to Li Mu.
Under Bei Mingzi's repeated requests, Li Mu had to sit opposite him.
"Fellow Taoist, what's the matter with you and I?" Bei Mingzi said to Li Mu.
As we all know, no matter what requirements a mentally ill person has, if you follow him, you will most likely be able to get along with each other in a friendly manner.
"well."
"I like this thing the most." Li Mu responded quickly.
In fact, Li Mu would not play this thing. Li Mu, who is of this kind of black and white chess piece, is not completely unaware of Goji. He is very proficient in Goji.
After Li Mu responded, Li Mu held a black piece and Bei Mingzi held a white piece, and the two started playing chess.
It’s just that Bei Mingzi played Go according to the method of Li Mu played Go according to Go, and these two people were not on the same channel at all.
Bei Mingzi had never heard of Li Mu's deception and had never seen it. However, Bei Mingzi was a person with good face, so he was embarrassed to ask. If he asked, wasn't it obvious that Bei Mingzi had no knowledge?
Therefore, Bei Mingzi was playing chess with Li Mu while observing and pondering himself.
In fact, Li Mu knew nothing about Bei Mingzi's tricks, and he was also doing it randomly.
After all, these Goji are much simpler than Go. Although they are all black and white pieces, one is the black iron rank and the other is the king rank.
What a smart person Bei Mingzi is. He quickly understood Li Mu's deception.
After Bei Mingzi understood Li Mu's method, the two finally arrived on the same channel. Bei Mingzi, a dignified master, actually played Goji with Li Mu.
"Ha ha!"
"Fellow Taoist, I didn't expect that this Go game would have such a trick. This is really the simplest way." Bei Mingzi sighed.
Chapter completed!