Chapter 89 The Walking Sachet
"What? Isn't it just driving...you're too dark. I... go to the Price Bureau to sue you!"
"Who said I was driving only?" Su Yu stepped forward to support Fang Tong, who was shaking, and pulled his arm to carry it on his shoulders. "I have to endure the smell of a drunkard full of alcohol. Humph! If you can't drink, you have to show off your power."
"I...I'm working for...." Fang Tong's drunkenness became more and more obvious, and his tongue would no longer turn. "You...are you...serious men the most...charming."
Su Yu couldn't help rolling his eyes: "Do you think a drunk man will have charm?"
"I'm not drunk! I'm really... not drunk."
"If you have the ability, please let go and take a straight line and take a look?"
"I won't let it go! I just won't let it go... Anyway, I... am not drunk."
"Why don't you let go if you're not drunk?"
"Hugging me... it feels comfortable..." It seems that Fang Tong was completely drunk.
Su Yu was both angry and funny, and couldn't help but say, "You guy usually look serious, but you're drunk but this is the kind of virtue. He took off his clothes when he entered my house last time, and this time he took the opportunity to take advantage of the situation."
Fang Tong jumped up all of a sudden and looked around: "Who?...who is not serious? I will help you beat him up. Dare to bully him...my Xiaoyu, I will fight with him...."
Su Yu couldn't laugh and cry: "Okay, okay! Let's talk about it when you get home."
Fang Tong then became honest and let Su Yu drag him forward half-draggedly.
Su Yu looked at Fang Tong's drunken state and asked inadvertently: "Hey! Can you tell me why you broke up with me now?"
Unexpectedly, Fang Tong was not fooled, and he shook his head but refused to let go: "Don't try to take the opportunity to mess with me."
"Huh? Are you drunk?" Su Yu was completely confused.
When he arrived at the underground parking lot of Kuyu Building, Fang Tong couldn't tell where his car was parked. He searched for two areas before finding the car.
Just as I was about to get in the car, I saw the just-separated Yin Shi coming over with the car keys. This was originally their cool fish's garage.
Fang Tong couldn't stand steadily, and Su Yu had to hug him halfway. If Yin Shi saw this scene, Su Yu couldn't explain it even if he was so smart that he could not explain it. He quickly helped Fang Tong to the side, intending to wait for Yin Shi to come over and talk about it.
Unexpectedly, Fang Tong turned his head and saw Yin Shi, and immediately shouted without any hesitation.
"You...you're going home too?"
"You...you..." Yin Shi was dumbfounded, unable to believe his eyes. Fang Tongzheng in front of him hung crookedly on Su Yu's neck.
When everyone was joking, Su Yu explained seriously for a long time, and now Yin Shi said nothing.
Fang Tong cared about others: "You can't drive... You can't drive... You can't drink a car but don't drive. Bah! You can drink... You don't drive. Look for a designated driver! I'll find you the most expensive designated driver in the world."
As he said that, Fang Tong wanted to break free and push Su Yu over.
Su Yu was speechless and had to look at Jin Shi with no desire.
Yin Shi finally stabilized his expression. He knew that he had accidentally touched the secret of the two, so he secretly turned to Suyu with a "I will keep it secret" look, and then he smiled and joked at Fang Tong.
"Director Fang, I can't afford it as a lieutenant. Maybe if I do more good deeds and accumulate virtue, it's possible for me to be in the next life."
Su Yu's face was flushed and he wanted to find a place to hide.
Fang Tong was excited after drinking, and Su Yu couldn't touch him alone, so in the end, Wen Shi helped him into the co-pilot.
As soon as he got into the seat, Fang Tong became honest immediately and could level the seat and lie down.
"Thank you!" Su Yu thanked her.
Yin Shi helped close the car door, looked at Fang Tong, who was full of silly, and said leisurely: "This Fang Tong is not just a surprise at work..."
When he drove out of the garage, Fang Tong was already snoring like thunder.
Su Yu drove the car, turning his head to look at him from time to time, cursing "stupid pig" with a smile on his face, and then pinching his nose and complaining about "stinky pig".
The song "Delete" is still played in the car in a loop.
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The next morning, Fang Tong finally woke up from his sleep and stretched comfortably.
Then a shudder sat up.
Until I took a look at the room again and confirmed that it was my own home. It seemed that I didn’t make any mistakes after drinking this time.
My secretly nervous mood finally relaxed.
It seems that I can't drink alcohol in the future, but I didn't expect that I would have the habit of going crazy after drinking.
"Hmm?" Fang Tong suddenly smelled a strong perfume in the room.
Except for Su Yu and Aunt Lou, no woman has ever come in this room. Where does the perfume smell come from?
Su Yu did use perfume occasionally, but it was a faint fragrance. But the smell was fragrant, as if a whole bottle of perfume had been overturned, which made Fang Tong sneeze.
After smelling it again, the biggest source of fragrance was actually his body, and he seemed to have become a moving sachet.
When I walked out of the bedroom, I saw wet clothes hanging on the balcony, which was exactly the outfit he wore last night.
Did you do your clothes when you came back last night? Impossible!
At this time, Su Yu opened the door and came in, carrying a bag of breakfast in his hand.
"Pig, are you up?"
Fang Tong asked quickly: "Why did I come back last night?"
"Of course I drove you back." Su Yu leaned against the door and looked at Fang Tong with a smile, as if he was looking at a giant panda
Fang Tong suddenly became a little nervous: "I didn't do anything outrageous, did I?"
"That's not."
Fang Tonggang breathed a sigh of relief and heard Su Yu say again: "Apart from vomiting a full car."
Su Yu's description is very picturesque, and Fang Tong himself frowned.
"Hey, the car I just washed."
"I know that I feel sorry for your car. In addition to the car you are full of and you can't stand steadily, I have to support you back."
This scene can be imagined, Su Yu was disgusted while talking.
Fang Tong could only smile guiltily: "Thank you, and also helped me wash my clothes."
Su Yu rolled his eyes wide and said, "What kind of washing clothes? Even the shower was done by me."
"What?"
Fang Tong was shocked and jumped up all of a sudden, covering his chest carefully as if he had been stripped naked, "How can you do this? Take advantage of others' danger!"
"Otherwise? Do you want to sleep with vomit all night? Besides, who would be interested in a naked man full of stinky smell?" Su Yu held back his smile and said deliberately unhappy.
Fang Tong was still a little embarrassed: "After you are a big star, why do you have this kind of habit? You actually took off your clothes while they were drunk."
Su Yu smiled, "Don't worry, I'm afraid of being disgusting myself, so I brushed it with a brush with my eyes closed."
Fang Tong was relieved, but another new question arose.
"No... where can I have a brush at home?"
Su Yu pointed to the toilet: "Isn't there a brush in the corner of the bathroom?"
Fang Tong's expression changed drastically, and he screamed as if he was crazy.
"Oh my God! That's the toilet brush."
Su Yu smiled badly: "I know, that's why I used perfume. The perfume I bought from Paris has not been used yet. The expensive bottle is used on you."
"Ah! Help..."
Fang Tong shouted and rushed into the bathroom.
The sound of running water sounded in the bathroom.
Chapter completed!