Chapter 1312 is delicious
Torture others and make yourself happy.
Everyone seems to have a schadenfreude mentality in their hearts.
It's like laughing when you see someone fall down accidentally.
Often the harder you fall, the harder you laugh.
Just like when a person falls on the ground, compared with falling on dog poop, the latter obviously makes people laugh more.
Now, Li Tianmei and Li Yujie are torturing Li Yong with this mentality.
They made Li Yong's mouth, face, and eyes into various funny expressions, and then laughed so hard at this expression. In their minds, Li Yong was often playful, bohemian, and cynical.
Again serious, glib and sanctimonious.
Now, with the concerted efforts of the two sisters, Li Yong will occasionally cooperate and become a funny clown again, interesting, humorous and making people laugh.
They got excited about playing and wanted to tie up Li Yong's hair.
But Li Yong's hair was too short and couldn't be tied up at all; they found another way and put a wig on Li Yong.
"Wow, Brother Yong, you look like a great beauty." Li Tianmei said in surprise.
"More beautiful than us." Li Yujie nodded seriously.
Li Yong picked up the mirror and looked at it, and said calmly: "It's too fake!"
"Shemale." Li Tianmei and Li Yujie said these two words almost at the same time.
Li Yong's face darkened, and Li Tianmei and Li Yujie started laughing.
They laughed and fell into Li Yong's arms, beating him again and again.
Seeing them happy like two lunatics, Li Yong also smiled slightly.
I feel that as long as they are happy, it doesn't matter if they become shemales once.
To be a human being, we must not dwell on the past, not be afraid of the future, and smile at the present.
As long as you are happy, life is meaningful.
After a while of commotion, Li Tianmei and Li Yujie finally let Li Yong go.
Seeing that it was getting late, Li Yong asked: "Has anyone come to see me during this time?"
"Yes, there are them every day. In the morning, I heard from the front desk that there are still a group of people here." After saying that, Li Tianmei took out a piece of paper with names written on it and handed it to Li Yong: "These are all recorded by the front desk to find you.
Man, take a look."
Li Yong looked at the long list and found that he didn't recognize most of them, and even if he did, he didn't want to see them.
At the end, he found that there were no names of the four girls, Zerimier, Gubu Sisi, Taisili and Zheng Zheng. Li Yong asked Li Tianmei and Li Yujie in confusion: "Why don't you write their names on it?"
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"Who are they?" Li Tianmei and Li Yujie looked at Li Yong, even more confused than Li Yong.
Li Yong slapped his head and then remembered that Li Tianmei and Li Yujie didn't know the four of them at all.
"I forgot, you don't know me." Li Yong chuckled.
"Then who are they?" Li Tianmei asked again.
"Brother Yong, why are you looking for them?" Li Yujie asked.
Li Yong hesitated for a moment, but finally told Li Tianmei and Li Yujie about his relationship with Zelimier, Gubusi Si, Tai Sili and Zheng Zheng: "They are all my wives."
"Oh my god, why do you have four more wives?" Li Tianmei exclaimed: "No wonder you haven't come to visit us for a long time, maybe you are too busy!" There was obviously a bit of jealousy in this tone. "Yong.
Brother, how did you meet them? I want to know the story between you." Li Yujie was very generous and did not show any jealousy at all.
Li Yong pulled Li Tianmei and Li Yujie to sit down, holding Li Tianmei in his left arm and Li Yujie in his right arm, and slowly told them the story between him, Zelimier and Gubu Sisi.
Then, he went on to tell the story between him, Tai Sili and Zheng Zheng.
Because he met Zelimier and Gubu Sisi in Japan, and Taisili and Zheng were met in Taiwan. The love stories of the two places cannot be easily confused if told separately.
Li Yong just talked briefly and gave a general story framework.
As for the details, we have to rely on the two smart brains of Li Tianmei and Li Yujie to think and associate.
Although what Li Yong said was not very exciting, Li Tianmei and Li Yujie were still amazed; they seemed to have imagined the parts that Li Yong did not tell, and they had even more in-depth fantasies.
"Brother Yong, how many times have you slept with them?"
"How did they sleep together?" Thinking of it at the end, they asked something unimaginable.
They thought that hearing this from Li Yong's mouth would make their hearts swell even more.
"Do you want me to tell you a story?" Li Yong asked with a smile.
"Just say one thing!" Li Tianmei blinked excitedly, her face already flushed.
"Yes! Tell us in detail." Li Yujie was also very interested and seemed to be impatient.
Li Yong coughed slightly and thought of a joke in his mind, so he said lightly: "Let's talk about me and Zelimier first! At night, I climbed into her room from the window, and she had been waiting for me for a long time. I
I just sat on the edge of her bed and chatted with her. I have forgotten what we talked about now, I just remember that we had a great time chatting."
"Just chat!"
"Didn't you do anything else?"
"She must be very beautiful!"
"You ran into her room in the middle of the night, why didn't you do something? Besides, you just wanted to chat."
Li Tianmei and Li Yujie kept talking to each other, asking several questions at once.
Li Yong smiled happily: "Of course I have to do something else. Otherwise, why would I go to her room in the middle of the night? I want to take off her clothes and sleep with her. But, I can't
Pounce on her as soon as she comes over! So, I chatted with her first, from 11pm to 1am, I took off her top and wanted to make out with her. But she still wanted to talk to me, saying
Let’s chat for a while and then make out.”
Li Yong paused and continued: "We chatted from one o'clock in the morning to three o'clock in the morning. I took off her skirt again and wanted to be intimate with her, but she still wanted to talk to me; then we chatted from three o'clock in the morning to
At five o'clock, I took off her shoes again and wanted to be intimate with her. She rejected me again and just wanted to chat with me, saying that she hadn't chatted enough. We had to continue chatting until seven o'clock in the morning.
He took off her socks again..."
"Oh my God, it's already seven o'clock in the morning." Li Tianmei has never seen Li Yong be so good at conversation.
"We can finally make out now!" Li Yujie also felt that they talked too much.
Li Yong deliberately showed a distressed expression: "I think so too! But, she is still wearing a bra and underwear. When I think about it, I have to talk for two hours to take off a piece of clothing. Waiting for her to wear clothes
We all took off our clothes, and it might be already afternoon. I didn’t sleep all night, and I was hungry in the morning. I couldn’t make it through the afternoon, so I said goodbye and left..."
"Hahaha..." Li Tianmei and Li Yujie burst into laughter, leaning forward and backward with laughter, staggering around.
They knew that Li Yong was not that stupid, and he would never take off his clothes so slowly.
However, listening to what Li Yong said, they felt very involved.
"What else? Did you go there again the next day?" Li Tianmei and Li Yujie asked together.
"It's gone!" In order to make them happy, Li Yong continued to make up random things.
"How is it? We won't chat all night again!" Li Tianmei chuckled.
"Brother Yong, give her a massage! As soon as you massage her body, she will take off her clothes and throw herself into your arms. She will not pester you to chat anymore." Li Yujie likes and is addicted to Li Yong's massage very much.
She thought that other women must be the same as her. In fact, as she said, Li Yong's ecstasy fingering skills are invincible.
Li Yong nodded, raised his hands and pressed them on Li Yujie.
Li Yujie jumped away in a hurry and said with a sweet smile: "Brother Yong, please be merciful, I have just put on my clothes!"
Li Yong grabbed Li Tianmei again, but Li Tianmei didn't dodge and came directly to meet him.
Li Yong did not take off her clothes, nor did he use the method of ecstasy; he just held her face and kissed her twice.
Li Yujie also came up, gave a sweet kiss, and asked with a smile: "Brother Yong, which one do you think has the better mouth?"
Naturally, Li Yong would not be partial and said seriously: "They are all delicious."
The three of them chatted and laughed for a while, and finally returned to the original topic. Li Tianmei told Li Yong: "When they moved in, they didn't say they were looking for you! So the front desk clerk didn't write their names."
Li Yong hummed and said, "It's getting late, I'm going to find them."
"The four of them are very strange! As soon as they checked into the hotel, they stayed in the room and never came out. The waiter went to bring them food, but they didn't want it. They also said that they didn't want the waiter to disturb them anymore," Li Tianmei said with a smile.
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"They are all warriors, and they don't need to eat when they practice." Li Yong explained.
"Yes! I once practiced for three days at once; after finishing it, I didn't feel hungry." Li Yujie said with a smile: "At that time, I thought it was only half a day. I looked at the calendar and realized that three days had passed.
sky."
Li Tianmei said: "I have had this feeling too, it's really strange. Not only did I forget the time, but I also forgot about hunger. I feel that if I didn't have to take care of the work in the hotel, I would be able to practice longer."
Li Yong smiled and said: "Then practice hard! You can leave the work in the hotel to others. Three years later, I will need thirty-six wives who have cultivated to the peak of internal strength to help me open the Heavenly Mother Formation. I hope you two can
indivual."
"OK!"
"We will definitely work hard." Li Tianmei and Li Yujie said excitedly.
Li Yong looked down and saw that Zelimier and Gubusi had finished practicing, so he stood up and said: "They are already awake. You don't need to accompany me anymore. Go and do your own business! I will pick them up.
Just go home.”
Li Tianmei and Li Yujie agreed and went to work on their respective tasks.
They recruited the assistant manager and foreman, arranged the work in the hotel, and prepared for a long period of hard training.
Chapter completed!