Chapter 191 The Adventures of Thor (1)
"Well, listen to the big guy, you can't smash those whistle cars. Hell's Kitchen has no rules for not being allowed to whistle during the day..."
Steve rushed out with a handful of Thorra back and said to him very seriously: "If this continues, you may be arrested and sent to a psychiatric hospital. According to the psychiatrist I know, you will be in great trouble."
"Why are you earthly people so strange? I don't understand your accent at all. Why do you have to pinch your throat? Can you be a little more manly?!" Thor said loudly.
Steve took a deep breath. He was so fed up with Thor. He grabbed Thor's arm with his right hand to prevent him from walking around, and then took out his cell phone with his other hand and called Nick.
"Nick, if you have to bring this guy with me, can you get a translation device for him as soon as possible? We two can't communicate at all!"
That's right, the first problem Thor encountered after descending to earth was his strange accent. Of course Thor could speak English, but the last time he came to Earth, the United States still didn't speak English.
To be precise, the last time he came to Earth, the English place in the UK was not speaking today.
This leads to his current language structure being the words and grammar of Old English, plus a strong Asgardian accent.
But his current country is the United States, a place that has always planned to expel British English from English.
This made them difficult to communicate. When Nick asked Steve to stare at Thor, Steve had not realized the seriousness of the problem. He planned to take Thor around downtown New York during the morning jog and let him see where he would live next.
As a result, in these few dozen minutes, Thor was like an energetic husky, looking at everything and trying to rush up and bite a few bites. Steve was very suspicious that this might be Thor's revenge on the punch he gave him.
Steve stood at the intersection, put his hands on his hips and grabbed Thor with the other hand, helplessly saying, "If you were to revenge on the punch I gave me at that time, then okay, I can apologize to you, but this is not my intention. You have to find the doctor who is good at physical therapy."
"And this is not the reason why you knock on someone's car windows on the street, move barricades at will, and kick the paint jars away. If this continues, you will not be punched by me, you will be beaten!"
Steve was very thoughtful, but Thor didn't understand it very much.
Steve also realized that he was playing the piano against the cow. Just as he wanted to continue persuading, his cell phone rang, and Schiller opposite him said to him: "Captain, can you please come to Stark Building? We may need you to do a strength test."
After Steve hung up the phone, he immediately re-dialed, and he said, "Hey? Is Peter here? Oh, I am his friend Steve. Can you please let him answer a call?"
"Hey, Steve, what's wrong? I'm eating!" Peter answered a little vaguely, obviously not swallowing the things in his mouth.
"That's right. Nick gave me a mission, simply taking an alien to travel in New York, but now there are other things, can you come and help me take a shift?"
"Travel with aliens?...Is that so magical? Oh..." Peter lowered his voice, obviously with family beside him, he paused, swallowed the things in his mouth, and then: "Wait, I'll arrive soon."
After a while, Peter ran over from the other end of the street. He was wearing Captain America's memorial T-shirt. When he walked forward, he pointed to the shield pattern on his chest. Steve smiled at him and patted his shoulder: "If you want, I can print one for you with a shield, and guarantee a 1:1 restore."
"Really?" Peter asked in surprise, and then hesitated again: "But this seems a bit disrespectful, after all, it is a symbol of Captain America's honor."
"It's okay. As long as you complete this task for me, I will give you one, and also come with a autograph."
Peter jumped up with joy, and he immediately grabbed Thor: "Don't worry, wrap it on me!"
Steve gave him a thumbs up, and as Peter pulled Thor away, he sighed, feeling a little guilty inside, always feeling like he was lying to the child.
Thor was even more unhappy when he was pulled by Peter. Asgardians believed the principle that the big fist was the boss. Although he was dissatisfied with Steve's sneak attack and punched him, he also admitted that the man was a strong warrior, but what happened to this kid? Why did he look like bean sprouts?
Peter suddenly stopped after walking a few steps. Thor was stunned. He looked Peter up and down: "Are you tired of walking, right? Why don't I carry you?"
Thor's worldview is very simple. In addition to being big and having a hard truth, it also helps the weak and caring for the elderly, the weak and the disabled. In his opinion, Peter is completely a child, and among the people on earth, he is also a relatively weak one, and he may need his help.
"I'm tired of walking, no, of course not. Although my house is a bit far from here, it's not too tired."
"I just suddenly thought about where to take you, we..."
"Don't worry about me, that annoying guy has finally left, I want to take a walk by myself!" Before Peter could finish, Thor turned around and left. He didn't need a child to lead the way.
Then Thor planned to leave by himself, and Peter chased him and shouted, "Hey, wait! My signature T-shirt..."
"Don't do this! Don't cross the road, that's a violation of traffic rules! Wait... Don't touch that car, no! Don't kick the door, others will think you're robbed..."
Steve could still force Thor, but Peter could only stop him and let him change direction.
"I didn't, hey, stop! Don't go there! Construction is underway, no... don't climb over the roadblock and come back... Then there may be..."
"Why do you group of earthlings treat me as a fool? I am the prince of Asgard, of course I know what to do! I..."
"Bang!"
Two minutes later, Peter grabbed Thor's feet and pulled him out of the mud. He looked at his T-shirt that was stained by the dirt, and said, "This is the genuine souvenir I bought, it's quite expensive..."
Thor was angry: "Can't the roadblocks you humans make bigger? I thought it was just a short wall, inside it was someone else's yard!"
"Okay, listen, Steve and I are aliens, so I can't care about you having no idea about this common sense at all, and it seems that you don't know much about the language of the earth. It's understandable that you can't understand my words, but at least you can understand my actions, right?"
Peter gestured a fork on his chest with his arm, and he said, "This means you can't go. It's very likely that the place you don't want to go is dangerous. Fortunately, this time it's just a mud pit. If there are wires or something below, it's bad. You really have to listen to me!"
Thor ignored Peter and walked forward with his arms in his arms. Peter chased him. Thor turned around: "You are just a child, where are your parents? They just let you wander around the street like this?"
"I have finished my summer homework, so I can come out to play. Oh, I haven't. I'll take you to the video game hall I like the most. You will definitely like it there."
“Where is that place?”
"It's just a place to play games. There are many game consoles there. Recently, it has been launched. I haven't gone yet, let's go!"
"Oh, by the way, wait, I'll call one of my friends."
Peter took out his cell phone and said to the other end of the phone: "Pikachu, what are you doing? That's right, see you in the old place..."
Five minutes later, Peter pulled Thor to appear in an arcade hall on the edge of Hell's Kitchen.
He came to the door, but did not go in, but walked into an alley next to it. After a while, a yellow figure jumped onto the wall and then jumped directly into Peter's arms. Peter and Pikachu slapped their high feet, "Long time no see! Man!"
"Ha, I don't know who was blinded by his little girlfriend. I haven't come to play with his buddy for so long!"
"Doctor Schiller went out long before. Didn't you want to help him see the store? I thought you were very busy, okay... OK, I'm sorry, don't call me!"
Thor was very curious about Pikachu, and he said, "Is this your pet? Why is he so yellow?"
Then, he was about to reach out to touch Pikachu. As soon as his hand reached over Pikachu's head, he was screamed with an "ao" from the electric shock. Peter hurriedly grabbed Pikachu's tail: "Stop making trouble, you've all reached others... Oh, I forgot to introduce it, this is my good buddy Pikachu, we are the best partners!"
"Did we have a combination name before?" Peter looked at Pikachu and asked. Pikachu held the two short hands and stood on Peter's shoulder disdainfully: "What about the combination name spider and mouse, the sewer double damage?"
"Of course not very good, the taste is too big."
Seeing Peter and Pikachu playing and making fun, Thor actually became quiet. He even missed him a little: "I used to have a pet, a smart and clever hunting dog, but unfortunately he died in battle."
"Have you ever raised a dog?" Peter looked at Thor and asked, "Does aliens also raise dogs?"
"Of course, Asgard is not far from the earth, and many of our living habits are very similar."
"Then you still..."
"I just can't stand those cars that make noises casually, you know? If someone dares to let the chariots make noises casually on Asgard's road, he will be whipped."
"There are also those roadblocks that don't serve as a warning at all, and even children can climb up."
"There are also those who use strange cans to scribble the walls. In Asgard, if they dare to scribble the walls, they will be arrested in prison."
"Uh... Actually, it can be on the earth, but that place is quite messy and no one cares about them."
"If this happens, it seems to make some sense. You were the prince of Asgard before, so it would be natural for you to care about these things. But this is the earth, and you are not the prince. You may be beaten up if you rush forward."
"My father is the master of the nine kingdoms, and the nine kingdoms also include the atrium. I am the future master of the nine kingdoms. Of course I have to take care of these things."
Peter was just thinking about something, but Thor: "Where is your fun thing? I don't think that would be more interesting than going to hunt."
"Hunting? That's all about the Middle Ages, right? Let's go, I'll take you to see modern amusement facilities, you will definitely think it's great!"
Chapter completed!