Chapter 187 Street Lamp and God (Part 2)
"Oh my God, you're finally here." Natasha's face looked very bad when she walked out of the room. You rarely see this irritable and helpless expression on the face of this female agent.
"Oh, Captain Steve, why are you here? Didn't I just call the psychologist?" Natasha just closed the door and turned her head to see the tall Steve. Steve said in a little embarrassedly: "Actually, the psychologist didn't come, only I came."
"You are the only one? Then how do you plan to deal with that mental patient? Don't blame me for not reminding you that he is really sick." Natasha was obviously a little angry. She said, "A idiot who is a big machismo is so stupid. He actually said I am not strong enough??? Let me find a strong warrior to talk to him???"
"Didn't you let him understand the power of Black Widow?"
"You'll know when you go in." Natasha glanced back at the door and continued, "But I still want to say, try not to have conflicts with him. Nick just called me and said that he is important and hopes that the agents can communicate rationally with him."
"Don't worry." Steve turned around and smiled at Natasha while pushing open the door, saying, "I'm not that violent."
As soon as he walked in, he saw an extremely tall blonde man pounding the wall and retching. Obviously, the black widow, who was so angry that he gave him some anti-wolf spray.
Steve tutted his mouth. SHIELD's anti-wolf spray is not the kind of small-power product circulating on the market. Anyone with a nose will definitely be disgusted when he hits it.
He pressed the earphones in his ears and said to the tall man: "Hello."
Hearing the movement, the man stopped retching and turned around. He pushed the long golden hair in his ears, looked Steve up and down with his eyes, and then buzzed, "This is not bad, worth a fight."
"Humanity! Report your name! I am Thor Odinson from Asgard!"
His voice was very loud, and Steve had a headache, but he still smiled friendly and said, "My name is Steve, Steve Rogers."
Thor walked over, grabbed the railing in the middle of the room and said, "The woman was really too thin just now, and she actually dared to call me a patient!"
He shook the railing and said, "Let me out, humanity! You are disrespectful to the Lords of the Nine Kingdoms in the future!"
"Not to talk about this for now." Steve also looked up and down Thor and said, "Do you want to change your clothes?"
Thor was wearing medieval armor and a helmet on his head, but I don’t know if his face hit the ground first, the helmet had been severely deformed, and the armor was broken. The lining of the armor turned into a ragged cloth strip, and there was still a lot of mud on it. If you come back from another soldier on the medieval battlefield, you may not be in such a tragic look.
Thor snorted coldly and said, "Heroes on the battlefield never care about their appearance. They only talk about the enemy's heads!"
Steve didn't understand this sentence because Thor used English with Old English accents, and some self-created words that came from some unknown places, which sounded like a transliteration of another language. Steve had only been sleeping for decades, not thousands of years. This tone that had been eliminated by the human language system really sounded very terrible.
"Okay, can you tell me how you came here?" Steve spread his hands and said, "You suddenly fell from the sky and smashed a lot of houses. Your weapons still occupy a family's yard. More importantly, because of your fall, 13 people are still lying in the hospital."
Thor waved impatiently and said, "That's because you humans are so weak, you are not soldiers at all, and you have no belief in sacrificing your life. In Asgard, you either die or get up and continue fighting..."
Even if Steve had only a few understandings, his face still became gloomy. Captain America's temper has always been good, and there are not many things that can make him angry, but it is obvious that Thor stepped on his minefield.
He opened the door that separates the railings of the room and walked in. In fact, Steve was not as tall as Thor, nor as strong as him. But they both had a similar temperament. Thor obviously saw this. He asked: "It seems that you are also a warrior, and you are the more heroic among humans."
As soon as Steve's face eased a little, Thor continued, "But that's meaningless. When I came here a long time ago, I found that you only face your butcher knife at your own people. This is shameful in Asgard, and your record is not worth boasting."
Steve took a deep breath, pressed his headphones and said, "Dr. Schiller, can you start the diagnosis? I'm afraid that I can't help but punch him after a while."
Schiller's voice came from his headphones, and he said, "I'm afraid you have to endure it for a while. His message is useful."
Thor stood in the room with his hands on his hips, staring at Steve and said, "What are you muttering? Don't do those tricks! That's useless to the Warriors of Asgard!"
Thor's voice was really big, which made Steve feel a little tinnitus, but he still said according to the prepared question: "The hammer about 7 kilometers away is your weapon, right?"
"Yes, that's Miaoer Nier, born in the extinguished sun and the fire of the dwarf! The branches of the World Tree give it new life! The blessings of the Father of the Gods bring it power!"
Steve skipped the aria that he could not understand at all, and continued, "Okay, that doesn't matter. I told you before that the hammer still occupies a family's yard. If that's your weapon, please take it away immediately."
Thor opened his mouth, as if he was a little embarrassed, but was embarrassed to say it. Finally, he sighed and said, "Well, the great god can't lie, I can't pick it up."
"But isn't that your weapon?"
"The reason is complicated!" Thor seemed a little impatient, "I had a fight with the Father of the Gods..."
"So you and your hammer are here?"
Steve paused and said, "I'll assume that what you said is true, not the ravings of some mentally ill person."
"The Father of the Gods you mentioned should be your biological father. After you quarrel with your father, he threw you out of the house..."
"The only problem is, what does this matter on the earth? What does it matter on humanity? He wants to drive you out of the house. The so-called nine major kingdoms are so big, why do you have to throw you on the earth?"
Unexpectedly, this made Thor open up his conversation and began to complain: "I am the biological son of the father of the gods, the prince of Asgard, and the future master of the nine kingdoms, but at my coronation ceremony..."
"...Forget it, you humans don't understand this anyway. In short, I broke into Jotunheim and made a fuss, but what's the matter?"
"...I can't figure it out, even if he throws me on the ancient battlefield, why is it a remote and desolate corner of the earth?"
Thor was obviously furious, and he hammered the wall with his hand and shouted: "There is no warrior here at all! I'll be so bored here that I'll be crazy, which makes him satisfied, right?!"
Steve finally knew why Natasha showed that helpless and irritable expression. The big man in front of him was like a steel bar, completely revolving around words such as war, bravery, warrior, great Asgard, etc. No matter what topic you talk about with him, you will eventually return to these words.
Steve looked at Thor getting angry, pressing his headset and said to Schiller: "You told me before that this is an alien with a bad brain. I don't really believe it. After all, how stupid can a race that can travel in space be?"
"But now it seems that upgrading all abilities to muscles is also a way out."
Schiller's response came from the headphones: "Indeed, if you don't have enough wisdom to build a spacecraft, you can jump directly onto Mars."
After saying that, both of them laughed.
But Thor misunderstood this as a joke about him. He waved his arm hard and said angrily: "Mortal! Even if the God of Asgard loses his strength, it is not something you can laugh at!"
Steve took a step back, and obviously Captain America knew that a fight with the big man at this time was not a good choice. He said to Schiller in the headset: "What should I do now? It seems that he is completely unable to communicate."
"Let's give him some psychological treatment first. If it's useless, think of other ways, you can do this first..."
Steve asked Thor: "It seems that you don't understand your father's decision. In fact, I also think it's a bit over to drive you to such a far place because of an argument..."
Thor said as if he had found a soulmate, "I didn't expect that humans would understand me. Everyone around me said that I was wrong. They were all on Odin's side, but I actually didn't do anything at all!"
He let out a heavy sigh from his nose and said with complaints: "I have made so many military achievements before and made so many contributions to Asgard! But they seemed to have turned a blind eye. They threw me out just because of my impulse, and even let me use my weapons. This is simply an insult to a warrior!"
"Are there any possibility? It's not because of this incident. Maybe you and your father have deep grudges?"
Thor pursed his lips, not seeming to admit it, but he still said: "Actually, I think so too. I found that Odin was a little dissatisfied with me, but I thought that as long as I could achieve greater achievements, he would not be angry with me..."
"I fought bravely on the battlefield and made many achievements, but he still treated me like this in the end." His voice finally weakened a little, and he sounded a little sad: "He drove me out of the home I have always guarded, the place where I was born, the beautiful and sacred Asgard..."
"Okay, but it's useless to be sad now. Things are already like this. What are you going to do?"
"I have to get my weapons back first!" Thor said in great distress: "How can a warrior not have his weapons? This is a great humiliation!"
"But Odin deprived me of all my divine power in order to punish me. Without divine power, I could not lift that hammer."
Thor sighed and said, "He asked me to study on Earth, but I don't know what I want to learn. Even without divine power, I am stronger than everyone here. Do I want to learn how to fight with these fragile mortals?"
"Is your father a foolish king in your opinion?"
"Of course not!" Thor retorted loudly: "The father of the gods is a very wise monarch. He has ruled the nine kingdoms for so many years and has been deeply loved. How could he be a foolish king?"
"Since he is not a foolish king, but he made such a decision, have you never thought about what he has in his deep meaning?"
Thor showed a painful expression and said, "Why do you say that too? Someone has always been talking in my ears, thinking about Odin's deep meaning, he must have other plans and plans..."
"But that's not what I should do! Loki should do this kind of guessing work. My brother is best at this!"
"And I? I am a brave warrior! The pioneer who won glory for Asgard! I hate waiting in the air most, and guessing every day without results..."
"The same thing, now it's like this."
"As you said, you were deprived of your divine power and could not take up weapons. There are neither your opponents nor your teammates on this earth. You don't need to fight here. Even if you don't guess, there is nothing else to do."
Thor sighed a long sigh from his nose and said, "Well, if that's what he meant, then that's it. Take off his armor, throw the weapon aside, be a mediocre mortal, live a boring life every day without any sense of faith and honor."
"If he just thinks that, then let's do it. What's that word? Yes, vacation... I'll give myself a vacation, stay away from the nine prosperous countries, sprout and grow grass in this corner that no one cares about..."
Thor took a few steps back and leaned against the corner of the wall, looking a little decadent.
Steve sighed, pressed his headphones and said, "Whenever I hear his adjectives on the earth, I really want to give him a punch."
Then he said to Thor: "Since you think so, I think we can talk."
"What are you talking about?" Thor raised his eyelids.
"First of all, you don't have divine power, so you should also need food and drink?" Steve and Thor stared at each other. Steve said: "This is not a homeless shelter. We don't have food and accommodation. You have to find a way for yourself."
"I am the prince of Asgard! The guardians of the nine kingdoms! How can you..." Thor began to shout again.
"Then you can try to see if this identity can allow you to find a job on Earth and support yourself."
Thor turned his head and muttered in a low voice: "When I came before, I found that humans were cunning and stingy. They paid the shepherds a day, even only one cake..."
"And you and your hammer fell, destroyed three houses and injured more than a dozen people. You have to compensate for these losses."
"Odin will..."
"We can't contact Odin, we can only contact you. In short, although you didn't mean it, at least it was an accident. If you can't compensate for this part of the loss, you may have to go to jail."
"In jail?" Thor raised his tone and said in disbelief: "I am the prince of Asgard! How can you let the future father of the gods go to jail?! That will be the stain of my ruling career, you damn mortals..."
As he said that, he began to become irritable again, and even raised his fist to attack Steve. Steve took a few steps back and said to the headphones: "It seems that psychotherapy is not very effective. Are there any other ways?"
"Of course, give him a punch."
"Wait, isn't this jump a little big?"
"Nothing, this is another therapy corresponding to psychotherapy and it is also a backup plan for this communication. I call it physical therapy."
Steve weighed his feet on the spot, then rubbed his wrists and said, "Is this really OK? Will be beaten up with aliens cause diplomatic incidents?"
"That's what Nick Fury has to consider, you just have to think about it."
"What do you think is better?"
"My suggestion is 100%. Even if he doesn't have divine power, he is still a divine body and cannot be destroyed."
"Human...what do you want to do?" At this time, Thor also noticed Steve's actions, and he said contemptuously: "You wouldn't want to play two moves with Asgard's bravest warrior, right? Then I will let you know, God, don't provoke..."
"Bang!!!"
Thor, who flew backwards, embedded himself directly on the wall, then fainted, Steve withdrew his fist and said, "What a weak god."
At this time, Natasha, who went out to smoke, came back. As soon as she entered the door, she saw Steve standing in the room, and Thor fainted. The female agent gasped and said, "What's wrong? This is what you did...psychotherapy?"
Chapter completed!