Chapter 94 The Little Experts Get Rich
Natasha rushed into the psychological clinic. While she was talking on the phone quickly, she said to Schiller: "Give me 30 reports... No, no, no, I need 50 reports, 50 reports of psychological diagnosis certificates."
Schiller was writing something on the bar, but he didn't even raise his head, just rolled his eyelids and said, "What disease do you want?"
"Stress trauma disorder after the war is still something? I forgot that it is the disease that will get after the war, and it costs 50 copies."
"It's too late to write by hand, so you can only generate an electronic report. What about the personnel list?"
Natasha picked up another mobile phone in her hand and said, "Now send the list of personnel to my phone immediately. Forget it, I will give you an address directly, and you fax it..."
On the other side, Peter walked out with a stack of paper and said, "Doctor, I don't understand this reimbursement application form. Not to mention that the monster didn't hit us, even if we hit us, we would have to report the losses of the dishwashing sponge. Isn't that a little..."
On the other side, Dr. Connors was also calling and said, "Yes, the research and development cost of that healing agent is very expensive, because... because the materials are expensive, just tell them that, they don't understand anyway."
"There are at least dozens of rare elements used here. What are the ones? You can turn the periodic table of elements yourself, and what are the ones that are expensive..."
Stark took a piece of paper and handed it to Natasha, saying, "This is the electricity use report from Stark Building. Connors and Peter conducted a one-hour and 43-minute experiment in my high-end laboratory. The average electricity bill is $56,000 per minute, and the wear and tear of the instrument. Oh, yes, because Peter used too much force and scrapped a device worth more than $1 million, which is considered to be in the loss..."
Natasha took the paper, but she didn't even look at it, and answered another call and said, "Calculate the deaths? How many deaths do you think are appropriate? We have recently stayed in New York, otherwise we will all be killed. The pension is calculated as $500,000 per person..."
"What? Have you got to be bolder? How many agents are there on the entire East Coast? The whole country? Is this a bit too exaggerated? A monster killed all the agents across our country. Will it seem that we are too useless?"
Then she put down the phone and asked Peter: "Do you have any remaining that kind of potion?"
"There are two more, but we can make a little more if you need it."
"Nick wants more. You know, the military has created such a dangerous monster. So they buy more of this kind of potion to prevent problems before they happen, right?"
"How much does he want?" asked Dr. Connors.
Natasha talked to the other end of the phone again, and said, "Are there 200?"
Peter spit out a sip of water, and he said: "That serum was transformed with lizard serum, there were only 7 pieces in total. Dr. Connors had been doing it for several months..."
"Nick sells them one of them for 3 million."
Connors immediately put on his clothes and said, "Let's go, Peter."
Then he turned around and said to Natasha, "Waiting for us, at most, 200 potions will be handed to you in just two days."
When Peter was dragged away, Schiller took the reimbursement application form from him and said, "Peter is still too simple. 4 dishwashing sponges? How long will it take? Let's get 4,000 first."
Pikachu jumped onto the table and said, "Put two cans of peanut butter for me, oh, no, it's 2,000 cans of peanut butter. That monster is so scary. My peanut butter is losing a lot!"
Schiller wrote and painted, and said, "Okay, that's about it. By the way, how many points did you say I could take?"
"You will get 20% of each report, and this reimbursement application will give you 30%."
"Wait, is 50 reports enough? I think the battle situation this time is really too intense. The agents of SHIELD have been through life and death, and they should have left many sequelae. Let's first get 300 copies, and give me 10% more by handwriting and signing. How about it?"
Steve stood in the middle of the room with his arms in his arms, and he said, "I know the world has changed, I know I am old, but I won't change so much, right?"
"Didn't we get that monster done in just a few seconds? Did he break the entire New York restaurant kitchen with 4,000 yuan?"
Listening to the outrageous sacrifice numbers in Natasha's mouth, Steve said: "I know Nick is trying to get more funds, but the military is not stupid. Can't they see how much losses they have?"
"It doesn't matter, captain." Natasha waved her hand and said, "We are victims. As much as the victims say, there are, there are."
Before Steve could refute, Colson rushed in, and he pulled Steve onto the sofa with a pen and paper, and began an interview with him.
"What are you going to do? Why do you come to interview me?"
"That way you don't have to write a combat report, Captain Steve."
"Oh well……"
"How was the process of defeating this monster? Is it still going well?"
"Ah, although there were some twists and turns, it went smoothly overall."
"Can you tell me about the twists and turns in detail?"
"This monster has a bit of power. When I first started fighting, the shield attack could not have a good effect, so I immediately changed my tactics..."
Colson wrote on paper: "The red iguana is extremely powerful and far beyond Captain America's estimation. His shield was useless to strike monsters. The early battles were extremely difficult and almost a desperate situation."
"Of course, it was OK later. Although he was powerful, he had no brains and seemed very irritable. Such an opponent was easy to deal with..."
Colson wrote on the paper again: "The red iguana is extremely irritable, and the power of anger makes him stronger. The captain almost retreats step by step, and the monsters always have the upper hand."
"Of course, I have to admit that Stark's mecha explosion played some role..."
Colson continued to use his pen to fly: "Iron Man used his mecha that cost tens of thousands of dollars to carry out a heroic and completely unrecyclable self-destruction, and finally made the monster take two steps back. According to Captain America's dictatorship, at least 20 waves of explosions, each wave of 5 mechas surrounding and exploded, and finally let the monster lie down."
After Steve finished speaking, he glared at Colson and said, "Can you let me see?"
Colson quickly put away the notebook, and then he stood up and shook Steve's hand with great sincerity: "Captain, you are a combat hero! You have always been!"
On the other hand, Schiller put down the phone and said, "Thank me, there is still a location in the Presbyterian Hospital. Who do you want them to stay?"
"Who do you feel is most likely to get hurt?"
"Then let's Stark. After all, he was operating the mecha and self-destructing, and it was normal for him to be scratched by shrapnel. I will call the dean later and ask him to organize an expert consultation. The reimbursement form for the medical expenses will be sent to you later. As for the hospitalization fee..."
Natasha said: "The old rules are the highest wards and the highest nursing. By the way, do you recognize any more powerful doctor? Let him accompany him throughout the process, and we will pay him the medical fee on the hourly basis."
"It's a coincidence that I know a pretty good neurosurgeon. Of course, he has only one disadvantage, that is, the charges are relatively expensive, oh, no, now this should be an advantage..."
At night, Colson came in, and Natasha and two other agents followed him, holding a stack of reports.
Schiller rubbed his hands and said, "Let me see, this should be the result of our battle today. What about Nick's side?"
"Chief Nick scolded everyone present, and the generals could not even find a chance to interrupt. He scolded the military from top to bottom, from their arbitrary embezzlement of military spending to developing dangerous biological weapons, to their disregard for security agreements and privately expanding their arsenal."
"He cursed for at least six hours, and no sentence was repeated, and his voice was almost engraved in the walls of the Congressional Conference Room..."
"Then the military hasn't retaliated?"
Natasha put one hand on the documents and put the other hand on her waist and said, "Why do you think Nick is not in the way with General Robert? That's because in the past only General Robert could talk back. Now he is dead, and the rest of the people are wooden stakes from the military academy, so they can only be scolded."
Colson shook his head and said, "This time the military has lost so much. The monster they created privately made such a big noise. Congress could not sit idly by. The director took this opportunity to bite another piece of meat."
"The lost alien biological experiment object also gave him a good excuse. Nick insisted that the military stole the experiment object from SHIELD. In fact, the lawmakers also had some doubts about it. After all, as soon as SHIELD was lost, the military created a monster. These two things are related no matter how they look at it."
"Then won't they question S.H.E.L.D.'s security measures?"
"Safety measures? When did SHIELD have that kind of thing?"
"That's just an excuse, right?" Schiller asked. "That symbiosis is not actually the one you ran out... Wait, is he?"
Natasha shrugged and said, "Then no one knows. All the personnel of the Dangerous Biological Detention Department died collectively in December last year. In March this year, when the funds were tight, they sacrificed again."
Well, Schiller thought, it doesn't matter where the venom came from. He is looking forward to what will it develop with Stark's venom as the host?
After a while, Nick's voice rang out on the walkie-talkie again: "No, the account is still unfair. You guys quickly think of a solution and get more."
Natasha and Colson complained that they had thought of all the ways they could think of, and even the outrageous reason for spending money to prevent plague was come up with a few mice.
Schiller rolled up his sleeves and said, "I have a good idea to at least settle your accounts for one year."
Natasha and Colson both looked at him, and Natasha said, "You may not understand, Doctor..."
"Actually, I think you can find a way to approve me of a legal nursing home, and then regularly send a group of agents who are crazy about work pressure to recuperate."
"Rehabilitation always requires beds and medicines. Of course, SHIELD agents are so dedicated to serving the country, so the standards of wards and beds must not be low, and of course, the best medicines should be used."
"Psychological nursing homes are different from ordinary hospitals. We aim to make patients feel relaxed and peaceful. At least there must be a spa, a gym, a yoga and meditation lounge."
"Of course, this is just the most basic. To achieve better treatment results, there must be a horse farm, a livestock park, and a golf course..."
"Of course, it's not enough to have these facilities. Many sports must be carried out under the guidance of professionals, such as yoga masters from India, meditators from Himalaya, champions of world equestrian competitions, zoologists, naturalists, racers, etc."
"I know, I know, it may be a bit expensive, but the agents have been bleeding and sweating for the country, which is what they deserve."
"Of course, the location can't be too far away. I think the New York city is good. Although such a large piece of land is indeed very expensive, it is more convenient."
"Of course, considering that New York is not very peaceful, the construction standards must be based on earthquake-proof level 10 or above, and the buildings cannot be designed by ordinary people. They must be world-class architectural art masters, and the engineering team cannot be careless. What is the name of the largest construction company in the United States? I think their construction quality should be good."
"A ribbon-cutting ceremony after completion is also essential. If a master on Capitol Hill is willing to let go, he can also ask the media to come and let him show his face."
"We are happy to accept that all parties come here to give condolences. You must know that this place is full of soldiers who have made real contributions to the country. If you want to get their support, donations must not be missing, right?"
"Of course, if we donate a lot, we can also give him a place as honorary dean. You know, I don't mind..."
Chapter completed!