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Chapter 27 Farce

Linjiang No. 1 Hospital is busier than ever.

The men, women, old and young in Linjiang City who were sick, visiting patients, seeing patients, accompanying patients, as long as they were not sick and unable to get up, all watched this Sino-South Korean war from a distance with great interest.

Beside Jiang Tianyu, an old man with white hair and a boyish face gently stroked his goatee and said in a deep voice:

"Please listen to the question!"

On Park Zhenghuan's side, the middle-aged man wearing glasses who was facing the old man suddenly straightened his body and said loudly in crisp Chinese:

"Questions please!"

The old man smiled slightly and said, "We have a 35-year-old male patient who came to see us because of 'morning eyelid edema with backache for 18 months.' Physical examination: BP165/93mmHg; pitting edema on both ankles. Urine routine: protein (

++), RBC10~15/HP, WBC0~3/HP, 24h urine protein quantification 1.9g. Plasma albumin 34g/L, SCr132.8μmol/L, BUN10.5mmol/L. What is the most likely diagnosis! Please

answer!"

"This..." Glasses frowned.

Before coming to China, these Korean doctors made a lot of preparations in order to win this undeclared competition. However, most of what he recited were works on traditional Chinese medicine. He did not expect that the Chinese representative would play such a little trick! Medicine

A case? And it also brought a bunch of Western medicine terms...

Catching Park Zhenghuan's gloomy gaze, Glasses had no choice but to guess: "Kidney... nephrotic syndrome."

The old man laughed and said, "Wrong! The correct answer is, chronic glomerulonephritis!"

As soon as the old man finished speaking, the crowd burst into warm applause!

Wu Hongchao, a junior medical intern, was very excited! Not because the old man won the first match on behalf of the Chinese team and brought glory to the country! But because he recognized the old man's identity!

Zhao Gang, Director of the Teaching Office of Linjiang Medical University! You must know that Zhao Gang has personally set the questions for the final exams over the years. You must write down the question just now! The incomplete answer will appear on the exam paper! Wu Hongchao quickly took out a pen and paper, as if there was no one around.

Start taking study notes.

Mr. Zhao stood up and walked behind the tall man next to the glasses. His clothes were fluttering, and he stood with his hands behind his hands. He looked up at the sky, showing a look of desolation and loneliness.

"Please listen to the question!"

With the glasses as a warning, the tall man was also very worried. But people were already in front of him, so he had to accept it even if he didn't want to.

"Please ask a question." He said in an unconfident voice.

"Haha, don't be nervous. We are guests from afar. In order to show the grace of our country of etiquette, this question is a multiple-choice question. There is a patient, a 64-year-old male, who was diagnosed with atrial fibrillation due to intermittent palpitations and left atrial hyperplasia.

Big, he has been taking antiarrhythmic drugs for several years. Recently, he has felt a slight cough, shortness of breath, and fatigue. No abnormalities were found on CT. If this happens, what kind of medicine may the hospital prescribe for him? A. Brain black gold B. Vitamin C

.Amiodarone D. Spirulina tablets. Please answer!”

The tall man was overjoyed when he heard the question, because he knew how to do it! After Mr. Zhao said the four options, he quickly shouted: "Choose C! Choose C for this question!"

"Wrong! The correct answer is, choose all!" Mr. Zhao said proudly.

"How...how could it be possible!" The tall man said with a flushed face. "Those brain-black gold vitamins of yours are useless for treatment! Why did you select them all!"

Mr. Zhao said leisurely: "Please pay attention to the title of the question. My question is, what medicine might the doctor prescribe for him? Although other nutritional medicines are useless, they are all possible."

"I object! There is something wrong with this kind of question! It is obviously a word trap!" Park Zhenghuan raised his hand to signal to the referee.

"Objection is invalid!" Liu, the guard, said with a serious face. "Answering this question incorrectly means that you do not understand China's basic national conditions! The knowledge you have is not comprehensive enough! If you answer this question well, the Chinese team will add one more

point!"

The audience burst into endless applause



At the same time, in a ward not far from the entrance of the hospital, Jiang Yunfan was patiently treating these patients one by one.

"You have to follow the doctor's advice. Traditional Chinese medicine is taboo..." he advised earnestly.

"Look at your hands. A condition like yours is called liver palm. Judging from the degree, it's not bad. It's just the early stage of chronic hepatitis. You should stop drinking, but you can't stop taking the medicine..." he warned seriously.

"Well, judging from your pulse, the cold has come out, but the spleen is deficient and yang is deficient. We should strengthen the body and eliminate the evil. The last battle is to attack Huanglong, otherwise we will fail." Jiang Yunfan thought thoughtfully, picked up the pen and paper that someone had put down, and said

: "Here, I'll give you another recipe. Go back and consolidate it..."



Jiang Yunfan, who finally took a breath, heard the cheers and took a curious look through the window.

"Uh... what are you doing down there?" Jiang Yunfan turned to Feng Xiangzhi and asked.

"Ask me." Feng Xiangzhi said angrily. "Thanks to you, the miracle doctor of Jiang University, I didn't go to check the ward this morning. I just stayed here with you to save the world."

"Hey, how are you? Do you admire me? I don't accept apprentices, but if a beautiful woman begs me to teach her a few moves, I won't mind giving them all my money.

!” Taking off the coat of the miracle doctor, Jiang Yunfan’s true nature as a big-tailed wolf was revealed.

"Get lost." Miss Feng responded to Jiang Yunfan very gently. Then she called out to a young nurse who just passed by the door. "Hey! Yingran! What's going on downstairs!"

The little nurse named Ying Ran turned around and saw Feng Xiangzhi. She smiled and replied: "The doctors from our hospital are competing with several doctors from Bangzi countries!"

Jiang Yunfan poked his head in and took a look, oh! This Yingran is just a girl with buck teeth! Remembering that he was almost killed by Dou Qingwan, Jiang Yunfan became furious.

"Little Bucktooth, don't run away!"

"Oops!" When the buck-toothed girl saw Jiang Yunfan transforming into a Super Saiyan, she knew something was wrong and ran away as fast as a flash.

"The doctor from Bangzi Country, is he the one we met last night?" Feng Xiangzhi was a little confused as to what that person's name was.

"Yes, it must be him, Ri Zhenghuan!" Jiang Yunfan said with great certainty.

Feng Xiangzhi's face turned red and she spat: "Bah! How could anyone call me such a name!"

Jiang Yunfan shrugged. "Otherwise, we would say that Bangzi people are weird."

The two of them turned their heads indifferently, but immediately looked at each other and shouted in unison: "Thousand-year Snow Lotus!"

After a busy morning, the two of them forgot such an important thing! "Go downstairs quickly! Win the Thousand-Year Snow Lotus!" Feng Xiangzhi witnessed Jiang Yunfan conquering the medical problems in her heart time and time again with great ease.

, at this time, her confidence in Jiang Yunfan was infinitely elevated. It seemed that as long as Jiang Yunfan took action, the doctors downstairs would be like chickens and dogs.

"Yeah." Jiang Yunfan didn't refuse. After all, this thousand-year snow lotus is related to Ran Ping's life, and this is something he must get!

After the two of them spoke, they hurried downstairs one after the other.

Besides, downstairs, the arena competition has also reached the point where fists and bayonets draw blood...

"Excuse me!"

"Please say!"

"How to get long live!"

"He who can control twenty women without ejaculation will always be beautiful! If he can control ninety-three women without ejaculation, long live the future!"

"Excuse me!"

"Please say!"

"I would like to ask if action is taken without action, what is the effect?"

"Without one movement, the power will be strong; with no movement again, the ears and eyes will be smart; with three movements without leakage, all diseases will disappear; with four movements without leakage, the five spirits will be at peace; with five movements without leakage, the blood vessels will be plentiful; with six movements without leakage, the blood vessels will be strong

If it does not leak, the waist and back will be strong; if it does not leak after seven movements, the buttocks will be strengthened; if it does not leak after eight movements, the body will generate light; if it does not leak after nine movements, its life span will not be lost; if it does not leak after ten movements, it will lead to the gods."



This war of words was so brutal! The crowd’s slaps turned red! Cheers for the rich medical knowledge of China and South Korea!

Jiang Yunfan and Feng Xiangzhi's jaws had already dropped to the ground. In fact, it was nothing. The moral integrity of several people in the ring had dropped to the ground.

Seeing that the highly respected chief physician in the hospital was talking about being a royal lady, she felt that she was not feeling well.

"Jiang Yunfan...are they competing in medical skills?" Feng Xiangzhi asked a question that even she didn't believe.

Jiang Yunfan twisted his stiff neck and looked at Feng Xiangzhi, then nodded extremely stiffly. "The famous medical book - "Su Nv Jing"."

Feng Xiangzhi fell silent.

At this moment, the referee and guard Lao Liu finally announced the results of the first two literary battles. The Chinese team and the South Korean team tied!

The audience was in an uproar!

Jiang Tianyu had a gloomy look on his face. "These sticks really come from bad intentions! I didn't expect that even such partial medical books as "Su Nu Jing", "Bao Pu Zi" and "Dong Xuan Zi" have been studied so thoroughly! I want to come to the last one.

The battle must be extremely difficult!" He said secretly.

Pu Zhenghuan regained the victory and looked slightly happy. He thought to himself, if these Chinese hadn't been sneaky and sneaky as soon as they came up, they would have won an absolute victory! In this last battle, the opponents were almost all Western doctors, and there were no instruments and facilities.

With the help of his assistant, it is simply a fantasy to think that he can defeat the descendant of the Divine Needle himself!

Jiang Tianyu asked in a deep voice: "I wonder how this final battle will go?"

Oppa Park put on a handsome smile and said in his weird Chinese pronunciation: "We will invite a live audience who came to see the doctor on the spot to diagnose and treat him at the same time. The fastest one will win!"

Jiang Tianyu's face changed drastically! Diagnosis on the spot! This means no blood test or CT scan! Without scientific tools to assist, Western medicine doctors like them are naturally the weak side!

"Objection!" Jiang Tianyu signaled to the referee. "Most of our team are Western medicine doctors, and they don't even have a stethoscope to treat patients!"

"Objection is invalid!" The referee Liu, the guard, was really addicted. He ignored Jiang Tianyu's anger and said in a professional tone: "Our Linjiang City First Hospital is a pilot hospital for the integration of traditional Chinese and Western medicine, and it is also the city's first hospital.

Star Hospital. From this point of view, the Korean team is the weak side. If it loses the game due to staffing issues, it is also a mistake on your part in selecting personnel for the preliminary rounds."

Pu Zhenghuan smiled even more happily. "You're right! Is there still a shortage of traditional Chinese medicine in China, which always claims to be orthodox in traditional Chinese medicine? Haha, if you really don't have a good candidate, I can help you recommend one——

Boy! You’ve been watching the excitement for a long time! Do you dare to come up and compete?”

Everyone looked in the direction of Pu Zhenghuan's finger, and saw a goose-like guy who was stunned there, not knowing what he was thinking.

The beautiful doctor next to him quickly nudged him with her elbow.
Chapter completed!
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