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Chapter 115 Who's to be dehydrated without being sent to the hospital?(1/2)

A sewing ticket is a very high requirement.

Xu Damao seemed a little distressed by this. You must know that a sewing ticket is a good item. The three most important items for a wedding these days are a sewing machine, a bicycle, and a watch. Among them, for a newlywed wife, the sewing machine is actually more important.

But in this day and age, if you don’t have a sewing ticket, you won’t be able to buy a sewing machine even if you have money.

Xu Damao's heart was bleeding. He had to know that it was not easy to get a sealed ticket by himself. Would He Yuzhu be getting a free ticket now?

But if it is not cheap, this guy will definitely not say it. After thinking about it, Xu Damao finally decided to deal with this matter first. Otherwise, Jia Zhang would always be entangled in this matter, saying that he was repaying kindness and causing harm.

They are two grandparents and so on, so what do the people in the whole courtyard think of themselves?

Qin Huairu, the daughter-in-law of the Jia family, has already said that her cousin Qin Jingru gave her the coal to herself. Good guy, it would not look good if she drugged Jia and Zhang.

Although Xu Damao knew very well in his heart that he had never done this, he also believed that there would be justice one day.

But Xu Damao didn't want to wait that long.

In fact, most people believe that he has never done it, but Mr. Jia Zhang is not a sensible person, he is completely confused.

If things continue like this, my marriage may be ruined.

So Xu Damao thought about it and still endured the pain in his heart. He took out a sewing machine from his pocket and said nonchalantly: "Isn't a pillar just a ticket? What's the big deal? I have a sewing ticket for you.

Just take it and use it first, then I’ll think of something else to do with it later.”

Anyway, it seems that Xu Damao will always get married earlier than He Yuzhu, so it is worth paying for a plane ticket just for this.

Anyway, this matter must go to He Yuzhu's front no matter what.

He Yuzhu was very surprised this time, but his nemesis was able to bow his head and give him a sewing ticket. It seemed that this kid had a big plan.

Xu Damao has always been the kind of person who can't afford to get up early without any benefit, but this time he actually gave up and gave himself a sewing ticket?

Anyway, He Yuzhu himself was a bit unconvinced, but since he had set out the conditions and Xu Damao had fulfilled them, he had absolutely no reason not to tell the truth.

So at this time, He Yuzhu quickly said: "Master, Damao, and all the senior neighbors, in fact, this matter is not complicated. If I say a few words, everyone should understand what this matter is.

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Aunt Jia, let me ask you a question. You and Bangge were very full when you came to the banquet, right?

Jia Zhang hesitated for a moment, but still admitted with some embarrassment: "I said I went to have a drink and a banquet, but the drinking is your business.

We are old and young, right? We don’t drink and we eat a little more, so that’s okay.”

Sometimes if Jia Zhang's IQ is online, he may be able to tell some truth.

But the key point is that Jia Zhang's IQ is often not online, and some of the things he does actually make many people laugh and laugh.

He Yuzhu nodded at this time and said: "Of course this is nothing. Please come over and you will be the guests. Of course, I will eat with you. And if I remember correctly, there are two of you in the group. The main food is chicken, duck and fish."

, these meat dishes, right?"

At this time, Mrs. Jia Zhang said without hesitation: "Of course, there are meat and vegetables on the table. If I don't eat meat, should I eat those vegetables?"

We ate a little more meat and vegetables, but what does this have to do with my grandson and I having diarrhea? How do we know that we were invited over and they poisoned us after we ate a little too much, right? Is there such a theory?

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He Yuzhu immediately said at this time: "Yes, yes, Aunt Jia, let's not talk about who poisoned whom.

Regarding this matter, in fact, if my guess is correct, the key to the problem is that you two are too full, and if my guess is correct, you two should not have seen meat in almost a month or two.

Bar."

At this time, Mrs. Jia Zhang seemed a little embarrassed, but in the end she nodded and said: "You also know the situation of our orphans and widowers. The conditions are indeed not good. It has been more than three months and almost 4 months for me and the two of us.

We haven’t eaten anything meaty in a month. Although meat stamps are usually issued, we have to exchange the meat stamps for some food, so we haven’t eaten anything meaty in almost 4 months.

It is true that we ate a little too much. The chef was very heavy-handed and very salty. Banggeng and I drank a lot of water when we came back."

At that time, He Yuzhu clapped his hands and said, "Yes, that's the problem. Maybe ordinary people won't pay attention to me. As a chef, I can be considered a semi-professional in this aspect."

If a person does not eat meat, chicken, duck, fish, etc. for a long time and is a vegetarian for a long time, then if he has the opportunity to eat meat, he will generally not dare to eat it. Do you know why?

Because we all need a digestion process in our intestines and stomach. Good guy, you haven’t eaten any meat for almost ten months, and you suddenly encountered big fish and meat. You and Banggeng are two people, okay? You wolfed down a lot in a while.

food.

These things were managed by me, three uncles, Damao and we just now.

Anyway, you guys ate a little too much, so this is not bad. Xu Damao treated you to a treat, and naturally he wanted to make everyone full.

I saw that you and your grandson were staggering when you walked home. It can be seen that you did eat a lot, but your stomach and intestines couldn't bear it.

Because you have been eating a vegetarian diet for a long time, you have never eaten meat at all, and you have never seen any meat or meat. So today you eat meat and fish, too much chicken, duck, and fish, so your stomach and intestines are a little bit intolerable.

, it can't stand the stimulation.

If you want to eat meat, this also needs to be a slow process. It is best to eat a small amount first to allow the stomach and intestines to have time to adapt, and then slowly increase the amount of chicken, duck, and fish. This is a comparison.

The process of a reasonable diet.

Well, let me tell you a little trick that all the elderly people in our yard should know.

For example, if you meet a beggar who hasn't had a full meal in several days, and you suddenly give him a big meal of meat and fish, it would be strange if he doesn't have any problems.

Everyone should know this technique. People who are about to starve to death are often given some noodle soup, millet porridge, corn grits porridge, etc. Anyway, let the stomach and intestines have an adaptation process first. It is absolutely impossible to directly

Big fish and big meat, then it is not saving him, but it is harming others.

I think most people, especially the elderly, should know this. This is because if we don’t eat meat for a long time, we will definitely not be able to stand eating big fish and meat all of a sudden. So you and Bangge

You two almost fall into this situation. Damao, I, and three uncles, although we don’t say we eat and drink every day, we do have our own meat tickets every month, more or less, and we are separated by a period

You can see a little bit of fishy smell inside the house.

By the way, Aunt Jia, your family conditions are indeed not particularly good, and there are many people, right?

It is normal to exchange the meat coupons you are given for food. But this does cause you to suddenly eat too much fish and meat, and it will be a bit unbearable for a while. In other words, you and your grandson are tired of eating.

It’s just too much to bear for a while.”

Jia Zhang was a little unhappy at this time and said: "Just because of your situation, you said that if we eat big fish and meat, we will definitely have stomach problems. I am not convinced by what you said. We can't eat it after eating together."

Big fish and big meat?

Do we deserve to be vegetarians for the rest of our lives?

We deserve to eat steamed buns for the rest of our lives."

At this time, He Yuzhu burst out laughing and said: "Aunt Jia, you are making an argument. I am just explaining this to you, and I am not saying that you can't eat chicken, duck, fish and other big fish and meat."

I would say that this is a slow process, and you need to allow your stomach and intestines to adapt. Of course, it does not mean that you will definitely have diarrhea after eating so much.

Another key point is that Aunt Jia, you just said it yourself, you and Banggeng drank water after you went home.

If my guess is correct, according to your old habits, it is impossible for you to boil the water. What you and Banggen drank should be cold water.

It is said that the third uncle is stingy, the kind who would break a penny in half and spend it. In fact, I think Aunt Jia is also quite stingy. You said it is not too much to boil the Liangshui and drink this on such a cold day, right?

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But Jia Zhang really does such weird things.

Jia Zhang was reluctant to spend a few cents to boil water to buy briquettes, so according to He Yuzhu's speculation, the water that Jia Zhang and Brother Bang drank was most likely cold water.

At this time, Mrs. Jia Zhang felt a little embarrassed. She really didn't know what to say.

At this time, people watching the excitement should be able to understand that He Yuzhu was right, and what Jia Zhang and Bang Geng drank must have been cold water.

At this time, He Yuzhu did not press too hard, but said with a smile: "Do you think I am right? Your stomach and intestines are not particularly adapted to such meaty food. What you eat is

A little more, and what you drink is cold water. The stomach and intestines can no longer bear it after being stimulated by knowing it. In addition, what you drink is all cold water. If you don't have diarrhea, who will have diarrhea, right?

If my guess is correct, this is probably the case."

Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't feel anything embarrassed. Anyway, if you weren't embarrassed, the embarrassment would be someone else's.

At this moment, Mrs. Jia Zhang was still a little unconvinced and said: "You also said that this matter was your guess. If you guess wrong..."

While talking, Mrs. Jia Zhang couldn't help it anymore. She pushed away He Yuzhu who was blocking the way and rushed directly to the public toilet. She had diarrhea, which was quite uncomfortable.

There are no private toilets at home these days, so if you want to go to the toilet, oh, sorry, you really have to queue up. Everyone is familiar with the situation when there are public toilets outside.

Fortunately, it's the middle of the night now, and there's nothing to queue up. Otherwise, Jia Zhang and Bang Gang might really poop their pants.

At this time, silly He Yuzhu slightly shrugged his shoulders and said: "Sister Qin, these are probably the things I guessed. I can't say that they are all correct, but I think even if they are bad, they won't be much different.

If Aunt Jia really insists on insisting on this matter, the worst we can do is call the police and let the police investigate this matter.

But I think even if the police were to come, it would be about this time and it would indeed be the case, and nothing else would be found."

Qin Huairu is a smart person. As half of the parties involved in this matter, although some things have not been experienced by her herself, she can think of something that is roughly the same.

Although Sha Zhu did not produce any such evidence, Qin Huairu thought about it and felt that the truth of the matter was not necessarily the same as what Sha Zhu said, but it was probably not far off.

At the moment, Qin Huairu also felt that her mother-in-law, Jia Zhang, was making quite a big fuss.

If you mean to directly punish Xu Damao if there is evidence, then wouldn't you just punish him in whatever way you want?

But you don't have any evidence and you are just talking nonsense. This just seems a bit boring.

Qin Huairu felt that it was better to ease the relationship between everyone a little.
To be continued...
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