1 The life of licking a dog
The edge of the magnificent stage is decorated with colorful flowers.
The light in the stands around was dim, and three thousand male and female students in police academy uniforms held their breath, their expressions were obsessed, and they were excited but quietly shaking the glow stick in their hands.
Just in the middle of the stage where they were staring, a girl with hair tied up high, stretched her arms, and a light body, and a thin white skirt as thin as a cicada's wing, was tiptoing, dancing alone in the spotlight like a swan...
"How is she really beautiful, right?"
"Um... it's really good! Her face has no dead corners, and the proportion of her thighs and calves is extremely perfect. Even with the picky eyes of this Tianshi, she can't find anything wrong with her waist and chest, but..."
"But what? Xueer is perfect!"
"What are you anxious about? I mean, isn't she your wife? Why is she still a place? Hey, hey, I said, isn't your body a kidney deficiency?"
"Hu, nonsense! I have a brain problem, but my kidneys don't have it! My kidneys have always been protected, protected, and protected very well, cough, cough cough..."
"Okay, don't be excited, you still have ten minutes to say it slowly!"
"Well... Xue'er is a good girl. When my dad was the richest man in the local area, her family was not bad. Our two families had a good relationship. At that time, I was a famous prodigal son in the city. I lived a very confused life, and I ate, drink and have fun every day, and I couldn't spend enough money, but I was not happy. Alas, have you ever had this feeling?"
"I...no, you continue. Friendly reminder, you only have eight minutes of confession left."
"Well, since I met Xueer, I have a goal in my life. I pursued her wildly, but she was devoted to singing and dancing and never paid attention to me."
"In my freshman year, my family went bankrupt, my parents committed suicide, and all the car and house were taken away by those who asked for debts. In the end, they owed 500,000 yuan. They broke one of my legs to pay off the debt. I became a cripple. My former brothers and followers disappeared. Some even secretly took away the only mobile phone I had hidden..."
"I have been wandering in several nearby cities for half a year. One day, I was sleeping in a bridge hole. Xueer suddenly found me. She told me that her business was also implicated because of my family's affairs. She was forced to marry by the children of several big families. Her parents wanted to rely on her to get out of the predicament, so they had to agree. Of course, she was unwilling to get married. In order to get rid of the entanglement, she hoped that I would cooperate with her to act a play..."
"Damn it, it turns out you are getting married just because you are fake!"
"No, no, Xueer and I are really married. We really go to register, the kind with certificates! And we live together, we just sleep in a separate room for a while..."
"Okay, just be happy..."
"When I was registering, I saw our names written together and taking photos together. She was urging her to smile by the photo studio master. That was the happiest moment in my life... That, the wedding photos were always in my arms, so I was worried to help me find them out. Yes, this one."
"Yes, compared to the sad and beautiful expressions when dancing, I like this kind of fake smile more. I am worthy of being an artist. Even the fake smile looks so good! You see, you are far from it, you are smiling too stupid."
"Hehe, yes, I really can't deserve her, not to mention that I'm not only a cripple, but also a late stage of brain cancer... Well... I don't seem to have much time left. Well... I don't know where you are, but since you are willing to accept my body and have the ability to live on my behalf, I beg you to help me take care of Xueer, whether you like her or not! She, she really works hard. She wants to be an excellent artist and do more programs for the people at the bottom. She also has to help her parents pay off their debts every month. She works so hard! And, ahem, and..."
"Don't worry, I'll raise your wife, what else do you want?"
"Be careful of Xue'er's sister, Yue'er, she--"
Speaking of this, I don’t know what I thought of. The thin young man on the hospital bed showed a terrified expression on his face. He passed away without lifting it up in one breath.
There was no movement of living people in the entire dim and simple ward, only the old TV in front of the hospital bed was crackling and thunderous applause.
It turned out that the solo dance program "Swan Lake" on the TV stage, which is not long or short, ended...
"Crack!"
The ward pushed open and a plump nurse came in with a thermometer in her hand.
"Lu Yu, I've taken my temperature. Why are you still watching TV if you don't sleep in the middle of the night? The 100 yuan hospitalization fee this day is not enough to pay your electricity bill!"
"Lu Yu? Well, are you asleep?"
The plump nurse pushed the patient's shoulder impatiently, but she didn't respond. She was stunned for a moment and continued to push hard.
After a long time, she finally realized and reached out to touch the patient's breath.
"Diet! It's so unlucky. I'll just say this person can't be taken in." The plump nurse complained, and was about to call the doctor to come over, but suddenly her wrist tightened, as if she had been caught.
The plump nurse was scared to death and looked down. The patient who had just died opened his eyes again at some point and was looking at him with a smirk.
"Lu Yu, you are trying to die, you actually dare to scare me!" The plump nurse was furious.
"Sorry, I fell asleep just now. Now I wake up and feel much more energetic. Please help me with the discharge procedures." The young patient called Lu Yu stretched and said with a relaxed look on his face.
"Discharge? Your current situation...well, it's OK, but when you were admitted, you paid a deposit of 400 yuan. Then you stayed for three days, the hospitalization fee, the examination fee, the food fee and the drug fee, and it's still a shortfall... 3,000! I've always remembered that you can leave after you pay the money."
"Three thousand two, right? No more or more."
Lu Yu turned over and got out of bed, found his coat and pants, and fumbled for a long time, but he couldn't find cash or bank card in his "his own" clothes. His expression became a little bit painful.
"Damn it, this guy is so poor that he only has four hundred yuan on his body. He dares to drag his body to death and come to this private hospital to wait for death?"
Can you still expect someone to help you cremate for free?
"Sister is busy first. I'll go to the bathroom and check out you later." "Lu Yu found an excuse to send the nurse away, sat back on the bed in anger, touched the swollen bag on the back of his head, and began to think about how to solve the trouble in front of him.
This guy... shouldn't be so stupid that he ran to the hospital to have a Bawang meal. No, he was staying in Bawang Hospital. It was probably because he had an illness outside and the pain was so painful that he couldn't hold on. Then he went to the hospital for treatment alone, but he didn't expect to die here directly.
During the previous exchange, this guy mentioned that he had been hiding his condition in front of his celebrity wife.
"Niu Pi, I have seen countless people, and I have never seen such a humble purebred licking dog. Now that he is dead, I have to clean up this mess. Okay, you go, I have no time now, I have no time to replenish a mantra for rebirth." Lu Yu complained weakly about the unlucky ghost who had just been sent away by him.
Chapter completed!