As the concert time approaches day by day, the big news of the funny little loli preparing to hold a concert at the Bird's Nest, the largest Olympic venue in Longhua Country, was finally made public by Bizhan.

As soon as the news was announced, it was like a stone stirring up a thousand waves, causing a huge sensation in the second-dimensional circle of Longhua Kingdom and sparking countless heated discussions. The title of "Funny Little Loli" once again topped the hot search list of major platforms, and the news media followed closely behind to report. Whether it is the second-dimensional related post bar or chat group, it has been crazily flooded by countless people who are looking forward to this little Loli concert in recent days. Not only that, there are also people who recommend and hype this concert under the banner of "Funny Little Loli".

However, the tree attracts wind, and the funny big move was also targeted by some other forces.

On a TV variety show, a host even opened up this topic.

"Teacher XX, what do you think of this so-called two-dimensional loli anchor holding a concert at the Bird's Nest?"

The host asked a singer sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed.

"Although I don't care much about the so-called 'two-dimensional', I think... this little girl is not good for her debut at a young age, right? What can she perform in her teens? Is nursery rhyme? Hahaha..."

Speaking of this, the star was so unkind that he couldn't help laughing. At the same time, the background was also inserted into a "audience" laughing sound effect.

The host couldn't help but blink when he heard this, and then asked back when the other party had smiled enough.

"In other words, you mean you don't even care about this little girl?"

The celebrity picked up the advertising drink provided by the sponsor and took a sip in front of the camera. Hearing the host's words, he quickly put down the drink in his hand and asserted with a smile.

"It's not just that I'm not optimistic. In fact, I'm even worried about the box office of this little girl. I want to ask, who would go to a teenage girl's 'children's song' concert? Not to mention the venue fee, I'm afraid I can't even make the electricity bill at that time!"

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However, when the funny little loli ticket was officially sold at the Bee Station a few days later, the star began to regret why he said the witty words in front of the audience across the country.

First of all, the tickets for this concert are divided into UR, SSR, SR, R, N according to the viewing position. The price ranges from 2,000 yuan at the closest position of the in-field ‘UR’ to the stage and then to the farthest “N” tickets from the stands and the farthest “N” tickets from the stage are more than 300 yuan. The total number of tickets on all sides of the off-site 80,000 yuan plus 20,000 yuan in the in-field has also reached an unprecedented 100,000 yuan. But even so, when the ticket is on sale day, it comes-

One hundred thousand tickets are gone in an instant!

It is no exaggeration to say that many people were stuck in stopwatches and frantically refreshing the ticket sales window of Bezhang, preparing to place an order immediately as soon as they saw the option to buy tickets. However, in fact, when the sales time comes, many people either refresh the browser card or show that the website crashes. Only a few lucky people who are fast and have been single for many years are lucky enough to get the ticket quickly. When the website returns to normal after a few seconds, there are only a few cold gray words "sold out".

Many fans who didn't get the ticket beat their chests and stamped their feet, cursing those scalpers who used "technology" to grab the tickets; while those lucky people who got the tickets used their hands that were trembling with excitement and trembled, and forwarded them to chat groups, friends circles, Weibo, and post bars to show off everywhere, and look at the posture that can be blown away for a year!

Many people on the Internet complained and lamented that grabbing the concert ticket of the funny little loli is even more difficult than grabbing the 9.8 billion limited figure of Bizhan. Some people expressed their hope to use the "2233 New Year's Day Festival" Bizhan Faith Figure in their hands to return a funny little loli's concert ticket, even the cheapest "N ticket" is fine.

However, after the ticket grabbing trend, the tickets for the funny little loli's concert have reached a sky-high price!

9.8 billion smile? Sorry, I can't change it!

Bizhan followed and released a set of statistics. After many people watched it, they understood why tickets for funny concerts are hard to come by.

According to statistics, at the moment when the ticket was grabbing, the number of visits to the ticket purchase website instantly exceeded the five million mark, and the remnant trend continued to decrease, soaring towards the ten million mark. However, it was a pity that there were more wolves and fewer meats, and the number of votes was limited. After the tickets were sold out in a short time, the historical highest number of visits was finally stuck to more than 8 million visitors.

But even so, it is equivalent to 80 people grabbing a ticket, and the difficulty of grabbing a ticket can be imagined.

This data not only shocked the star who once laughed at the funny, but also shocked the senior executives who once did not like funny, including the chairman and webmaster.

What is surprise?

What is an accident?

That's it!

The chairman of Bizhan, who witnessed all this, said at the time that the major shareholder Penguin, investment, mobile games, and new anime plans... would be left aside and don't worry about it! After the concert, no matter what methods and means are used, it is necessary, and it is necessary to sign the funny little loli with the contract under Bizhan!

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"Woo...woo...haha..."

Xiao Sa Miao, sitting on the sofa, lowered her head and stared at the flat screen lying on her knees and stockings. While biting her lower lip, she made a "whimper" sound of unwillingness, as if she was suppressing something.

However, she still saw something, and the unbearable golden loli finally broke out.

"I'm so angry! Why do so many people grab tickets when she holds a showroom! I'm so angry!"

fall!

The tablet was thrown heavily on the soft sofa by the little loli, and it was safe and sound.

At this moment, a sudden burst of footsteps coming downstairs came from the spiral stairs. Then Brother Sa Miao ran down with a happy and exciting expression on his face. He couldn't help but say happily as soon as he saw his sister meet.

"Sister! I just squatted for a long time and finally bought tickets for the first row of the funny concert UR in-house! This person is willing to sell the tickets to me for one million, I'm afraid he's not a fool! Hahaha..."

The brother laughed happily alone, and then the laughter stopped abruptly because he suddenly found that his sister had a cold face... The atmosphere seemed to be a little bit wrong...

Could it be...

He suddenly remembered the "evil dragon roar" when he just went downstairs when he heard his sister's angry roar coming downstairs, and also thought of the attitude that his sister showed when she secretly watched the funny little loli's works alone. After he met with the funny that day, the words his sister said to him...

Brother Sa Miao understood in an instant! He understood that he couldn't help but curse himself as a fool. He actually hit the gun at this critical moment and showed her face in front of his sister. Isn't this a thrill?

Thinking of this, Brother Sa Miao couldn't help but beat the chirp in fear. He hurriedly put away his happy and excited expression, leaned over to his sister and said softly.

"Are you angry because you didn't grab the ticket to the funny concert? Sister, don't worry, no matter how much it costs, I will buy you a funny UR in-stadium ticket for you no matter how much it costs!"

Little did I know that it would be fine if Brother Sa Miao didn't mention this matter, but Xiao Sa Miao was furious again when mentioned.

"Brother, you big pig's hoof! Big bastard! Big Bag! I will ignore you again!"

The angry Xiao Sa Miao picked up the tablet on the sofa beside her and smashed it angrily at her brother.

Brother Sa Miao hurriedly dodged the attack from his sister's tablet. The tablet was doomed and eventually fell on the ground in the distance and fell to pieces.

Looking back at the wreckage of the tablet behind him, Brother Sa Miao scratched the back of his head in a daze, turned around and looked at the furry sister who was far away from him and said innocently.

"I...what happened to me?"

As soon as he finished speaking, his sister's roar came from a distance—

"I won't go to any funny concerts! I don't care about your tickets either! Brother and funny are the most annoying!"

Bang!

The golden-retriever loli fell heavily on the door...

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Chapter completed!