Chapter 401 We don't carry this pot
Qianyu never expected Alice kindly reminded herself not to drink tea because of this reason.
It’s not a good thing that’s a funny little loli. This answer is so funny. He’s serious nonsense. Do you want it to be so funny!
Alice glanced at the handkerchief holding the handkerchief and pretended to wipe her mouth, but in fact she couldn't help but laugh at Qianyu, then turned her head and smiled at the little loli.
"Hao Meng, you won't really settle the score with Bizhan, right? As far as I know, now online, whether it is Bizhan Post Bar or Weibo chat group, everyone says that the video you newly submitted is too popular, which causes Bizhan server to crash, and you still complain about Bizhan..."
The little loli was slightly stunned when she heard this, and she scratched her head and blurted out in disbelief.
"Ha? Is it still blamed for my feelings?"
Seeing the unexpected expression on Hao Meng's face, Alice picked up the tablet computer that was placed aside, clicked on a certain web page of the browser on the screen, and handed the tablet computer in front of the little loli.
"Now, don't believe it, you see, you're talking about you everywhere."
Hao Meng took the tablet computer handed over by Alice, looked down at the screen, and it was displayed on it. The homepage of Bizhan Post Bar, and the post on it has now been slaughtered by Bizhan's substitute.
[The Bee Station Server exploded again? Why can't I watch funny videos?]
[Some speculations and thoughts about the Bezhan server bombing this time…]
[666... Funny this new work is so good! It directly crashed the Bee Station server!]
[I just posted a post to ask when the Bezhan server can be restored. I just disappeared after half of the buffering of "The Song of Neurosis"...]
[So angry! I don't fry the server early or late, but I just exploded when I watch the new video of funny updates! I strongly ask the official Bizhan to apologize on Weibo (funny)]
[I can't watch Bizhan, come to the post bar... Last time I exploded the server, I came to Bizhan live broadcast, but I didn't expect that this funny little loli was...]
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Hao Meng first took a general look at the Bizhan Post Bar, and then her fingers couldn't help but clicked on the post that was most popular with the most "Some guesses and thoughts about Bizhan's server explosion this time".
The browser jumps and refreshes, and a post is presented to the little loli.
Owner:
I bet 50 cents. The reason why the Between the server crashed was actually caused by funny new videos. Nearly 200,000 people watched online at the same time, which was more active than watching the hottest drama. It was because you all attracted all the Lolikans together, and then all the Between the server was exploded. (Funny)
Second floor:
The Explosion of the Ghost Sliding the World is a big deal.
reply:
Incisive!
You are really a fucking talent on the second floor!
What's the second floor since ancient times? (Funny)
6666...What a blasting genius!
Front rows...
The second floor is someone who does big things
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Third floor:
The poster took it to you for 50 cents! I was so angry that I couldn't watch the funny new video (Nike mouth expression) at the critical moment. Since it was funny because of its popularity, it was too crowded with servers, there was nothing I could do! (Funny smiled squintingly)
reply:
What else can I do? Of course I forgive you! (Funny)
Huh? Why is the head of the layer owner green?
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Fourth Floor:
emmm... Just a funny little loli can make the Bee Station server crash even if she submits a video. A little UP host like me can never achieve such a feat even if she works hard for a lifetime... I'm so envious... Ah - I really want to make the Bee Station server crash and become famous...
reply:
I'm very envious, right? Come on, let me tell you a way to crash the Bet Station server. It's very simple...
Give me a glass of water and pour it on the Bet Station server. I can also crash the Bet Station server in minutes (funny)
If you dare to do this, you may have to go in and pick up soap!
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Just after looking at the public opinion in the post, Hao Meng immediately expressed.
"Nonsense! How could it be my fault? We won't take the blame!"
Then the little loli looked up and analyzed and explained carefully.
"This is clearly the potato server used by Bizhan. Why did I get a fan of it because of my work?"
"Oh? Is it?"
Alice, who was looking down at her phone, couldn't help but raise her head with interest when she heard this, staring at the little loli with a smile.
"Then you can read this news again and talk about it after reading it."
After saying that, he handed over the phone in his hand.
Hao Meng hesitated for a moment, and finally took the phone curiously and took it to look--
This is a popular headline today.
Title: [The culprit that caused the crash of the Bet Station server was this cute little loli?]
text:
This afternoon, the server of Bizhan crashed widely, resulting in the inability to watch all videos normally. The post bar of Bizhan was also caused by the incident. The reason why more than 100 million users of Bizhan could not watch Bizhan videos was actually because of a new song video uploaded by a Loli UP host named "The Big Browse of the World".
The UP host is a loli who is only 11 or 2 years old. With her cute and cute appearance and versatile skills, she has captured a large number of lolita fans at the Bee Station... (N words are omitted below)
Until the editor’s publication, there was no sign of recovery of the Bet Station server. Here, the editor couldn’t help but talk to the Bet Station staff—
It's so exciting! Old Tie! I'm still waiting to go to the Bee Station to watch the updated video of the funny little loli!
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After reading this news, the little loli's face turned dark immediately.
"You see, even the news says it's your fault, do you still want to blame me?"
Alice smiled.
The little loli was helplessly spread on the sofa, and she was listless and a little deflated.
"Ah... It's so unlucky. In the end, I'll take the blame for the Bezhan potato server..."
Qian Yu looked at the sluggish little loli spread on the sofa, blinked and said in surprise.
"This is a good thing!"
The little loli, like a deflated ball, glanced at Qianyu and asked in confusion with her little head.
"Ah? This is obviously slandering me, why has it become a good thing?"
"As soon as I heard you, I knew you didn't listen to the teacher's lectures carefully in class."
Qian Yu held his forehead, then looked at the little loli, stretched out his index finger and said mysteriously.
"Do you know what hype is? This is the opportunity to make you famous and increase your popularity!"
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Qian Yu said nothing.
Now the news that the beep server crashed due to funny uploading videos on the Internet has been circulating everywhere.
With the well-informed and developed Internet today, a message can be known to thousands of people in the blink of an eye. Therefore, in a very short time, the two keyword messages of Waiting World's Daniel and Bet Station server crashed, were imprinted in the minds of many people.
What is Bee Station? It is a well-known 2D barrage video website in the country!
In Longhua Country, young people don’t know what the oil pipe is, you don’t watch the oil warehouse video, you don’t know what the fun, love wife, Penguin video...
But if you are a young man but don’t know what a bet is, it means that this person is out of touch with the times.
And now... the Bezhan server was actually destroyed by a loli and a video... This is simply something unimaginable!
Needless to say, those who have watched the funny "Song of the Neurotic" video, while those who have never seen the funny new song, and even heard of such a little loli for the first time today, are filled with irresistible strong curiosity.
What kind of video is it, and how good it is, that even the Tangtang Bizhan server can crash?
How popular should this be? How popular should it be? To create the current situation?
Do you want to see it?
Want to see it!
But now the problem is...
The beep station still has not returned to normal...
Chapter completed!