Chapter 307 I'm really not a lolicon
Seeing the panicked audience on the barrage, Lao Fangjun said calmly.
"Don't worry, I'm not relieving my fever. It's still my dream to own an 'Ophes' headset worth 600,000 yuan. I'm just sighing."
To reassure the audience, he continued.
"I think any headphones, the songs sung by Loli, can only be regarded as listening to this song, no matter how good the equipment is, it is useless."
He said this and couldn't help but knock on the table. The audience's eyes followed the fingers to the stacks of front-end decoders, earmuffs, tables, and even table tubes and vinyl players placed on the table.
Don’t look at these inconspicuous devices, similar to old DVDs and VCDs, the value of these music playback devices is in units of tens of millions. The total amount of things on this table is more than 100,000 yuan, all purchased by Lao Fangjun, a player with headphone fever, to improve the sound quality of the headphones.
Now, this old Fangjun, who is well-known on the Bet Station, actually said that he could only listen to this song with equipment. From this, we can see from the side what he made about this song.
"If you want the best enjoyment, you are going to the scene to listen. No matter how good or expensive the headphones and speakers are, they are not as good as the concert hall symphony scene, so..."
Lao Fangjun said this, hesitated for a while, and finally confessed his inner thoughts.
"Actually, I want to go to the live song!"
[on site……]
[What? I heard it right?]
[Old, your idea is very dangerous, are you creating it? Do you know how many people want to see the loli who sings this song?]
[Lao Fangjun, you should just keep the money and buy the Big Ao. This dream is impossible for you to realize. In comparison, the Big Ao of 600,000 is still realistic]
[Yes, you should buy the Big Ao, just listen to it. Don’t we all just listen to it? What other bicycles do we need!]
[I don't dare to ask for a funny side. Do you want the funny to sing for you in person?]
[It is impossible to let the funny sing for you alone, but if you are lucky, you might see this little loli at the comic exhibition. Didn’t she show up at the comic exhibition last time?]
[Comic Exhibition? Don't mention it, the Comic Exhibition is full of people's noisy environment. With the fanatical atmosphere, do you really think you can listen to music quietly?]
[Always admit it quickly. Do you, the lolita controller, simply want to meet someone's little loli? Why is it just an excuse to listen to music?]
[The one in front of you is the truth...]
...
"Well, the singer of this song is called 'funny', right? I heard that she is still the UP owner of the Bee Station, right? Let me check..."
Pretending to ignore the audience's barrage, Lao Fangjun coughed dryly, pretending to be interested in the song, and began to search for videos about "funny" on the beep station.
At the same time, he explained to the audience with some guilt.
"Don't get me wrong, I just simply think she sings well. I'm searching for her other works. I'm not a Lolik!"
As the saying goes, explanation is to cover up. After these words, even though he pretended to be funny for the first time, the audience still saw something.
Now, whether it is the live broadcast anchor or the UP host who contributes to videos on Biz Station, who doesn’t know about this soft and cute funny little loli?
Unless Lao Fangjun is really obsessed with headphones and turns a blind eye to things outside the window, he will be like this as if he only knew that there was such a cute thing on the Bee Station today.
But for a senior dead housewife, is this possible?
Entering keywords, Lao Fangjun quickly searched for a series of videos on the Bee Station. One of the videos titled "[Funny]??? My sister can't hide it anymore!" ranked first in the comprehensive ranking, followed by various types of 'Funny' home dance videos.
Seeing this new video that I saw for the first time on the search page of this video, Lao Fangjun refused to click on this Zhaiwu video, but first clicked the following option behind the "Smooth World's Big Fun" above the video page.
"This is to facilitate the update of the works, and re-examine them again. I am not a Lolik."
Lao Fangjun's heart was actually beating violently while talking. In fact, he had wanted to pay attention to this cute little loli for a long time. However, he was so old that he was a man and was well-known at the Between Bing Station. If he clicked directly, if his fans saw his follower list, wouldn't he mean that he was a loli controller?
Now we can just use the excuse of simply enjoying music to pay attention openly. In this way, I believe that my fans and audiences will not use this to make fun of themselves...
Thinking of this, he hurriedly glanced at the barrage.
[Yes, yes, you are not Lolicon (funny)]
[Whatever you say is what you want!]
[I almost believed it!]
[Do you understand neon language by Lao Fangjun? Did you understand the end of the previous song?]
"Neon language? I don't understand...what is wrong? Do you still have to understand the meaning of a song? Besides, this is a new song. Although the lyrics translation of X Yiyun has not been updated yet, in the future..."
Lao Fangjun, who was explaining to the audience, suddenly stared at a barrage on the screen and closed his mouth, then muttered to himself.
"Now the translated lyrics are updated on X Yiyun? Let's take a look..."
After saying that, he hurriedly clicked on the X Yiyun client to refresh the playback interface of this song "???".
With this refresh, he found that next to the cover of the cute cat-eared loli album, the lyrics list that originally showed [No lyrics yet], and at this time, a series of bilingual lyrics of neon plus Longhua were refreshed.
Even the prelude little loli's "Hayi!Hayi!" and "Puni Puni" were crazy and translated the lyrics in bilingual synchronization.
These cute lyrics made Lao Fangjun unable to control his hands and directly clicked on the playback option above with the mouse, turning on the three-week playback.
He didn't know neon language very well before, but he just listened to this song, but he simply thought it was nice, cute and cute. In the lyrics that the little loli sang were the above meaning, he didn't know anything about it.
Now that some enthusiastic people have added lyrics to this song, Lao Fangjun naturally wants to listen to the lyrics again, at least he has to understand the meaning conveyed by this cute little loli.
This lyrics did not disappoint Lao Fangjun. The already cute loli singing voice was now accompanied by these cute lyrics. At this moment, Lao Fangjun, who is fascinated by the soft and cute loli sound, has made up a series of cute cat-eared loli pictures.
This song is completely the song of Lolikon!
However, when the music gradually came to the end, the lyrics gradually rolled to the last small passage of confessing to Loli, when Lao Fangjun saw this lyrics, he no longer cared about his face and immediately expressed his position to all the audience.
Chapter completed!