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Chapter 131

Most of the students in the class are from Bincheng. In the city, few people have not learned their talents, so the programs prepared by everyone on stage are very exciting. 6 Qing and her deskmate brought the electronic piano from home and played a four-handed joint. Looking at the flying fingers, Ling Xiaoxiao was so jealous. When could she reach this level?

The class committee was very good at arranging programs, and ranked several singing programs together. The songs were the most popular and hottest songs nowadays. People on the stage sang with microphones, while people under the stage sang with their necks and sang with them. After almost half an hour of the singing program passed, many people's voices were hoarse.

Zhou Shao sang loudly for a while and then his throat started to itch and coughed constantly. Ling Xiaoxiao looked at him: "Be careful that you can't speak for a while. If you cough again, I can change the double crosstalk to stand-up crosstalk now."

Ling Xiaoxiao was still very intimidating when she spoke seriously. Zhou Shao shrank his neck and didn't dare to sing again even if he was itchy in his heart. He drank carefully a small saliva and tried hard to moisten his throat.

A show before Ling Xiaoxiao and the others was magic. Magic is very simple, just guessing poker cards. Liu Qing worked hard on the stage to cooperate with the classmates who performed magic, which was quite a bit like a host in later generations.

Ling Xiaoxiao and Zhou Shao have already changed into long gowns and jackets. Zhou Shao is tall and handsome, and looks good in everything. In front of the mirror, Zhou Shao also showed Ling Xiaoxiao what it means to be awakened by being handsome. Although Ling Xiaoxiao is not short among girls, even if she is wearing small clothes, she still feels fat. Especially when she stands with Zhou Shao, she makes Ling Xiaoxiao even more frustrated.

Brother Zhen, as an ignorant boy, came to finish the fight: "Oh, Xiaoxiao, why are you dressing like this? It's so ugly."

Ling Xiaoxiao flew over with an eyebrow. Brother Zhen realized that he had said the wrong thing again, so he hurried away. If he was driven out, he would not be able to hear it.

After the previous show, Ling Xiaoxiao and Zhou Shao stood up behind the scenes after the host went on stage to report. Of course, Ling Xiaoxiao carefully lifted up the hem of the clothes before going on stage. It was not good-looking at first, but if you fell down, you won’t have to say anything about crosstalk, and the jokes came...

Zhou Shao didn't know if his psychological quality was too good or too bad, but looked at the classmates in the audience. He shook excitedly, and was glanced lightly by Ling Xiaoxiao, and he became honest again.

Ling Xiaoxiao and Zhou Shao bowed slightly to the audience, then held the microphone and said, "Neither of us has spoken crosstalk before, so it's very easy to be nervous. Look at Brother Zhen who is standing on the stage without saying anything or doing something, the students applaud enthusiastically, and the sixth person is standing on the stage beautifully. Without saying anything, the students keep drooling and praising their beauty. When we two brothers are not allowed, you say we will stand here and say for twenty minutes. You are not happy at all, why do we lick our faces and get off the stage?"

"When I was a child, my family was poor, and I was starving when I was hungry when I was studying. I called my mom: Mom! I was hungry! My mom brought a glass of water and said, "I'm hungry again, did you not have dinner last year?"

"Many people on the other side of the house have been facing the loess and facing the sky all their lives. I have never seen any world. When I looked up, I saw an airplane driving over and pulling out two white smokes. An old man pointed at the sky tremblingly: This airplane is also a diesel-burning?"

"Grower, the family's conditions are better. My mother decided to take me out for a trip and see the world. There are no tickets when I arrive at the train station! What a smart person, I asked a policeman and asked, "Do you know where the ticket seller is?" The policeman said, "I'll look for it too!"

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Ling Xiaoxiao's crosstalk uses a few classic lines and paragraphs from a well-known crosstalk actor, and wrote some of them himself and compiled them. The theme is the same as the oral topics in English competitions. It is called growth. After all, while being funny, you also need some positive energy. Who made this school or a student?

Needless to say, the classic jokes of a well-known crosstalk actor have been effective, they have withstood the test of the motherland's people. So when Ling Xiaoxiao and Zhou Shao bowed and stepped down, the students in the audience were about to laugh. The group of school leaders who had been wandering in the corridor all squeezed to Class 9, standing by the door, holding the wall with one hand and covering their stomachs with the other, laughing so hard that they couldn't even breathe.

"Xiaoxiao, your line is so interesting and awesome. I can't even laugh. It's such a pity that Xiao Wan'er and Manni didn't hear it." Brother Zhen smiled and tears were flowing all over his face. Now he finally made time to wipe it.

The Chinese teacher in the front row was cheering and shook his head, turned toward him and looked at Zhou Yejun: "This child is obviously better at literary attainments than English. Why are you trying to compete with me for the class representative? It's really too much."

Zhou Yejun could not maintain her noble image at this moment, and she smiled a little and looked a little bit disheveled: "Compared with Chinese, she has better talent in English. Besides, you see, without you, he could write such interesting jokes, but without me, she would definitely not win the third prize in the competition."

These two teachers are not talking about this, but Liu Yanqing was called back by the director of the teaching and was solemnly reminded: "This program is very interesting and innovative. You must have a party in the grade. Remember to communicate with the students. If there are any difficulties, we must help them solve them."

Liu Yanqing naturally would not refuse this kind of thing that gave the class a face. He agreed immediately. The grade party will only take place after the exam. These two students should have time to prepare well.

With the cross-age cross-talk, the last few programs that were originally the finale became meaningless. No matter the performers or the people were watching, they had no intention of doing it. After a few perfunctory tricks, the whole party ended. However, Ling Xiaoxiao, a little transparent who was originally just a foil for the school grass, was completely popular in Class 9 this time.

In a campus like No. 8 Middle School where geniuses are rampant, unless you can be as evil as someone, it will not attract special attention. Ling Xiaoxiao came back with the third prize in the English competition and was only verbally praised by the students in the class. After all, the third prize is not the first prize, and there is no clear news that the college entrance examination can add points, and nothing to be envied.
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