Chapter 6 Only the bastard wants to be a hero
Life is impermanent, you never know which one of the happy life or the uninvited guests will arrive first
——A ancestor named Lu who did not want to be named.
The ancestors of Lu: Although there is another wise saying that I have never said before, I really don’t have the surname Lu!
At noon on the sixth day of the thunderous construction boom in Zhuangzi, the handsome Lord Li lifted up his robe and tied it in his belt, squatting under the big bell on the second floor of the town center, sitting a small stool under his butt, holding a thick porcelain sea bowl in his hand, and a bowl of steaming hot and oil-spilling noodles with oil overflowing fragrance.
There were a few garlic on the oil-splashed noodles, but they were all very small, obviously all of them were wild mountain garlic in the mountains.
The mountain garlic is served with wild onions cut into chopped green onions and hand-milled chili noodles. When poured with hot oil, the taste is really so greedy that even the savages in the back mountain cry.
While sucking the noodles, Li Xu looked down at Zhuangzi, who was becoming more and more plump. The satisfaction in his heart was as happy as the fullness brought by the delicious noodles. He was so happy that he bit a bite of mountain garlic from time to time, and his simple and satisfied smile always hung on his handsome face.
But this happiness was soon interrupted by a message brought by Erin.
"The patrol team found a guy who fell into a trap behind the farm."
Li Xu took a bite of garlic, ate the noodles in the bowl together, and then said with great satisfaction, "This is the best noodles in the world, and the best noodles are garlic, which is so cool!"
After sighing, he turned to look at Little Aileen: "What kind of person is he probably?"
The secretary-in-law smiled and said softly: "The hair is messy and long, the face is dirty, and she looks like a savage, but she has a knife in her hand and is wearing armor. Her thighs are pierced by the spikes in the trap, but she should not die for a while."
Through Erin's description, Li Xu quickly developed a basic image of this unlucky guy.
He thought of some possibilities.
"Call everyone back first, and then bring that unlucky guy over here and I'll take a look."
Li Xu ate the noodles in the bowl in a few sips, then picked up the noodle soup bowl next to him and took a big sip, stood up and burped comfortably, then turned to Aileen and ordered.
Erin nodded, put away Li Xu's bowl, twisted her waist, turned around and went downstairs.
Li Xu took his gaze from the secretary's slim back, turned around and looked at the big bell next to him, thinking about whether to ring it.
The main function of this big bell is to warn. Once the enemy is discovered and the big bell is ringed, everyone will hear it as soon as possible and then withdraw to Zhuangzi.
However, after thinking about it, Li Xu gave up ringing the bell. After all, the situation is unclear now, and if he rings the bell, he may be alarmed.
When he went downstairs and came to the door of the first floor of the town center with a knife, he saw several strong men carrying a simple temporary stretcher, and a guy who kept calling was lying on it, and walked towards him.
Li Xu walked over and signaled the strong men to put the stretcher on the ground, then looked down at the guy lying on the stretcher.
As Irene said, her hair was unkempt and her hair was messy, and she looked dirty than many beggars.
This guy was tied up at this time. The left thigh, which was pierced by the sharp piercing in the trap, was bandaged with his torn clothes. There was a piece of rag in his mouth, but he was trying hard to make a whimpering sound.
After a closer look, the unlucky guy's upper body was indeed covered with a layer of armor. Although it was so dirty that it could not tell the original color, it was indeed leather armor.
"Lord." A man next to him handed over a knife.
This action suddenly calmed the unlucky guy, looking at Li Xu's expression vigilant and fearful.
Li Xu took it and looked at it. It was a knife about three feet long, shorter than his horizontal knife, but the curve of the blade was larger than that of Li Xu's horizontal knife, and it looked closer to the grassland scimitar.
There were a few words engraved on the lower half of the blade, and Li Xu recognized it as if it was probably created by a certain craftsman.
From Li Xu's perspective, the knife's craftsmanship seems to be very ordinary. It is a batch-made knife, and there is nothing strange about it.
Li Xu's curiosity came to his mind. He wanted to know how sharp his horizontal knife was. He pulled out the horizontal knife and gently chopped each other. With a click, the big road fodder broke into two pieces.
Li Xu nodded with satisfaction. The system gave the guys much better than the big road goods.
He threw away the half-cut blade in his hand and put the knife into the sheath. He looked at the unlucky guy with a nervous look and smiled kindly: "Don't be afraid, I think I am a good person, but I'm a little impatient and easily pull out my sword to chop people whenever I disagree. If you cooperate, everything will be easy. If you don't cooperate, I won't be difficult for you. At most, I will cut you into fertilizer with one knife. You have also seen that I have a lot of land, and the land you see in front of you is mine. Are you a little envious? In fact, farming is very troublesome and requires a lot of fertilizer. You are a little thin. If you are fatter or have a few more, the autumn harvest should be much better."
The unlucky guy was trembling when he heard this, staring at the extremely handsome young man in front of him, but he still said nothing.
Li Xu frowned. Could it be that because of his outstanding appearance, a bandit who was caught casually was not afraid of his own threat?
Do you want to let yourself learn to wear a ghost mask like the King of Lanling to increase your deterrence?
Or maybe I didn’t explain what I just said, but he still didn’t understand my intentions?
After thinking about it, Li Xu pulled out the knife and put it on the captain's neck, and tried to smile with the most kind expression: "I'm serious, I won't lie to you. If you really don't say anything, I will definitely cut you with one knife. I will do what I say."
But what disappointed him was that the prisoner in front of him was still wide open and staring at him. Although he was trembling all over, he still said nothing.
Li Xu became a little depressed. Did he really have no potential to be a bad person? He was so tough when the knife was placed on his neck?
Brother, do you know your identity and situation? Or do you suddenly burst out of courage before you die and want to be a good man who would rather die than surrender in front of the villain?
But the key is that I am not a villain either. I am such a handsome and handsome character, so decent. Is your tricks blind or is there something wrong with your aesthetics?
Li Xu's thoughts diverged in a strange direction and then retracted them. He looked at the unlucky guy, gave him a hint of admiration, and nodded and said, "Since you would rather be a fertilizer than say it, I will fulfill you."
As he said that, he had to draw his sword.
The unlucky guy suddenly stretched out a hand and waved it hard at Li Xu, twisting his whole body wildly, as if he wanted to struggle before his death.
And it seems that he wants to sit up from the stretcher, probably because he wants to yell a slogan before he dies, so as to leave him with little decent left.
Li Xu suddenly became a little admired. The ancients were indeed a person who committed suicide by tyranny. Today they really gained some knowledge.
"Okay, since you are so kind, I will give you a chance to shout slogans. However, it is recommended not to shout that you will be a hero again after eighteen years. One is that there is no new idea, and the other is, what if you are a woman or a beast in your next life."
Li Xu thought about it and decided to give him some hospice care, even if he was a prisoner, he would have some basic human rights.
The unlucky guy stretched out his hand and stared at Li Xu with a sad and angry expression and a ferocious face. He still didn't say a word, but just struggled hard.
Li Xu finally lost his patience and thought that this guy would remember his appearance so he would take revenge in the next life, so when he was about to slash directly, he heard a strong man next to him whisper:
"Master, his mouth seems to be still blocked."
Li Xu: "Ah?"
I was stunned for a moment, and found that I forgot to take out the rag from the captain's mouth.
The atmosphere was a little awkward for a moment. Li Xu held the hilt of the knife, first looked at the unlucky guy with a look of grief and anger, then looked at the strong men next to him, and handed over a look of inquiry:
"Why didn't you say it earlier?"
The strong man blinked and gave a response, "Master, you didn't give orders earlier."
Li Xu thought about it carefully and it seemed that it was indeed his own problem.
He quickly took out the rag from the prisoner's mouth.
As soon as he gained the right to speak, the captive armor, who was not worthy of his name, started to cry. It was so sad that those who heard it were, and those who listened to it were crying. It was so miserable that they could hear it.
"Hey, misunderstandings, misunderstandings, I thought you would rather die than obey, so I just saved this step and prepared for the beauty of adulthood. Hahaha..."
Li Xu used laughter to hide his embarrassment.
Captain Jia, who was not worthy of his name, cried for a long time and finally made a voice that everyone could understand: "The turtle is raised and wants to be a hero, I just want to survive... Wuwuwu..."
Li Xu listened awkwardly and didn't say anything anymore. He could only wait quietly for the rest of his emotions to calm down.
When Captain Ar finally calmed down, he didn't need Li Xu to say anything harsh and threaten him. He only said one sentence: "I'm hungry, and I'll tell you everything after I'm full."
Li Xu did not torture the unlucky boy to test whether he still had the idea of being a hero, and asked someone to bring him a bowl of noodle soup and two steamed buns.
It’s not that he is stingy, but that the hungry people cannot eat too much at once, so they are prone to being able to hold on.
Then, under the watch of a group of tough men, the unlucky guy almost rolled his eyes like a starving ghost.
After filling his stomach, the unlucky guy shed two lines of excitement tears, and said everything about pouring beans on the bamboo tube, including when he was a child, he stole the unwashed underwear of his neighbor's widow to do strange things. The privacy of being known to the death of the club was poured out. Li Xu felt chills.
After removing a bunch of useless information, Li Xu still extracted some valuable information.
Chapter completed!