Chapter 8 Pretending to be Crazy and Selling Stupid (1)
The fish were eaten by beggars, so Guo Hao had to go home for dinner. Looking back on what happened today, Guo Hao felt that he was too careless.
Hearing that the beggar's accent didn't look like a local, and he had read books and said so much to him, would he have any ideas?
As soon as this idea came out, Guo Hao couldn't help but become alert. He has no ability to protect himself at all, so he dare not stand up casually!
Just in case, Guo Hao didn't dare to go out for several days. He did a lot of work at home while idle, which made Guo very happy and kept saying that the Buddha had appeared.
Guo Hao was speechless when he heard this, thinking that you had not yet gone to the temple, why did you give the Buddha the credit? Could it be that the Jade Emperor and the Supreme Lord?
Of course, Guo Hao was just thinking about it. He didn't dare to talk nonsense, otherwise he would be possessed by evil spirits and would inevitably suffer in his flesh.
Since Guo Hao didn't go out, Qiu Nan naturally couldn't learn calligraphy. This little guy was smart. When he knew that he would come to find him at home, Guo Hao simply asked him to help stare at the beggar.
"You mean, the beggar is gone?"
Qiunan nodded while gesturing. Guo Hao felt strange after hearing this. He remembered that the beggar seemed to be at the city gate. He didn't remember it before, but later he discovered it.
Could it be that the beggar is full and can't go to another place?
"Okay, since he is not here, let's continue to learn calligraphy, and it's still under the big willow tree outside the city. However, it's not possible to learn calligraphy, so you still have to run and exercise."
Qiu Nan tilted his head when he heard this, not understanding what he meant. Guo Hao smiled when he saw this and said, "It's like this today, you'll know tomorrow."
Qiu Nan heard Guo Hao make arrangements and had no choice but to agree. After Qiu Nan left, Guo Hao put away his shrewd expression and turned into a stupid look.
"Mom, it's too hot, I'm going to take a shower in the river!"
"What are you going to? If you have a well at home, wash it at home!"
"No, I'm going to wash in the river!"
"I'll let your father beat you up!"
Seeing that the preparation was almost done, Guo Hao stopped talking. The next morning, Guo Hao sneaked out of the house and came to the willow tree by the river.
Qiu Nan had been waiting here for a long time. Guo Hao wrote a few words on the ground without saying a word and said to Qiu Nan: "If someone comes, erase the words immediately. If someone finds it, I won't teach you in the future. Do you understand!"
Qiunan didn't know why Guo Hao did this, but he still nodded obediently. Guo Hao taught him ten words every day, so it would be almost done for half a year. Even if he didn't know how to write some traditional Chinese characters, he didn't know how to check them.
After assigning a task for Qiu Nan, he took off his clothes and went to the river to play. He only wore pants all over his body, as if white strips were in the waves, appearing and disappearing from time to time.
"Gouwa, what are you doing!"
A roar echoed throughout the world. Guo came to the river at some point. When she saw her son flapping in the river, her heart flapping as well.
"Come on me, see if I won't beat you to death!"
"No, I won't go up, the river will be cool!"
Qiu Nan was so scared that he hid behind the tree. When Guo Hao spoke, he heard that he had changed his voice. He couldn't help but feel a little strange and looked at the scene.
"You, come up to me!"
Guo was furious, but she couldn't swim, so she could only watch by the river. Guo Hao didn't want to do too much, so he went to the shore in shame.
"You little kid, you dare to go to the river to play. You are not afraid of being caught. See if I don't beat you to death..."
Guo picked up a wooden stick from the ground and hit Guo Hao's butt. Guo Hao was about to put on his clothes, but when he saw the wooden stick throwing it down, he ran back.
"My mother, don't hit..."
Guo Hao ran away, and both Guo and Qiu Nan were stunned. After about ten seconds, Guo hurriedly chased after him. After a few steps, he remembered Guo Hao's clothes, so he ran back.
Guo Hao was wearing a pants and ran home. When he passed by the village, many people saw it. His white figure was a little conspicuous.
"Look, isn't that the Guo family's dog baby? Why is he not wearing clothes?"
"I just said he was a fool, but Guo Erniu didn't believe it. You believe it this time. See what else Guo Erniu said!"
Listening to the villagers' discussions, Guo Hao felt no trouble and even wanted to laugh. Isn't it good to be a fool? I want you to treat me as a fool. Can you still be considered a fool?
In fact, Guo Hao is right. Since his "naked run" this time, his reputation has spread completely, and he has gone further and further on the road to being a fool.
Except for Qiunan and the beggar, no one knew that he was pretending, and he would run wildly by the river every day and occasionally hit big trees, which seemed to be a sign of madness to outsiders.
The villagers don’t understand now, but later people realized that he did this for self-protection.
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When he returned home, Guo Hao lay on the ground, sticking his tongue out and gasping like a dog. Guo came back to see him covered in soil, and sat on the ground and burst into tears.
"My mother, I can't live a tiring life. My son is crazy and he's going to die!"
Listening to Guo’s crying, Guo Hao was unmoved and he couldn’t move. If he moved, today’s scene would be in vain.
In the evening, when Guo Erniu came back, he saw Guo Hao sleeping soundly on the kang, and sighed deeply.
"Damn it, this is the case with the dog baby. While we are still young, why don't we have a few more?"
Hearing this, Guo's face turned red. He patted Guo Erniu gently and said, "What are you talking about? Dogwa is still here!"
"What are you afraid of? He isn't asleep. Even if he doesn't fall asleep, he doesn't know anything."
When Guo heard this, he blushed and said, "Then let's be gentle, don't wake him up. Even though he is a child, he is also very embarrassed."
Guo Erniu said that there was no need to care about so many things here. The Guo family only had one room, and three people were on the same kang. A rustling sound came from the middle of the night. Guo Hao could hear it clearly.
The next morning, Guo Erniu got up late.
"Mom, I'm out to play!"
In the morning, after dinner, Guo Hao ran out of the house. Yesterday he agreed to Qiu Nan to find a secret place to learn calligraphy.
The woods outside the city were quite small. Walking down the riverside, there was a small hill in the distance. The two of them found a quick open space at the foot of the mountain. Guo Hao taught Qiunan to write while doing push-ups.
Qiu Nan looked at Guo Hao's strange movements and couldn't help imitating them. As a result, he couldn't do it after only two or three, which made Guo Hao laugh.
"Hahaha, no, I do this. I call push-ups. The main exercise is arm strength, which requires a long time to practice.
This is called sit-ups. It exercises the abdominal muscles and requires persistence. Do you think I am stupid to hit a big tree? Actually, I am increasing my muscle strength.
You are too thin and don’t have a few taels of meat all over your body. Go back and eat more. When you get energetic, you can practice with me. Make sure that no one will bully you when you grow up!"
Now, Guo Hao, like Qiu Nan, has no friend, and the reason he told him was because he couldn't speak.
Qiu Nan looked at Guo Hao with wide eyes, thinking that Guo Hao was very powerful, as if he knew everything, and he wouldn't know without him.
Unfortunately, he couldn't speak, otherwise he could learn a lot from Guo Hao. What he didn't know was that if he could speak, maybe Guo Hao wouldn't let him know this.
After some training, Guo Hao ran home with a rustic appearance. Guo would help him clean at the beginning, but after a long time, he would let him go.
With the name of a fool, Guo Hao wandered around. Unless it was too cold, he would usually go out to stroll. Looking aimless, he had actually fully understood Kaifeng City.
It was another year when I was wearing a warm flower. Guo Hao had been at home for more than a month and felt that his body was rusted. The weather was just a little bit earlier, so he couldn't wait to run out.
When they arrived at the secret base of the two, Qiunan was also informed by him. It seemed that he had not seen Qiunan for more than a month and had a little fat face.
"Qiu Nan, you're fat."
"Is it?" Qiunan wrote.
"Yes, you see, your face is round, you have eaten a lot of delicious food during the Chinese New Year, right?"
"Where is it!"
"You see, we can communicate now, you learn so quickly!"
"Yes, I can write a lot of words now."
Perhaps because of concentration, Qiu Nan is learning very fast and has been writing a lot of words in half a year. He can already communicate with Guo Hao briefly, and Guo Hao can also understand some of his gestures.
"You have to continue learning characters. You just learned some common uses, some complicated ones, but unfortunately there are no books, otherwise you can teach you more."
"Book? I have it!"
"You have a book? Where are you?"
"At home, my father left a lot. I want to use it to make a fire, but grandma doesn't let me!"
"You are a prodigal son, you can think of it. Give me all the books and I will teach you the words in the books!"
"What? There are words in the book?"
"Nonsense, have you not read the books at home? You didn't even know after teaching you for so long?"
Chapter completed!