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Chapter 6 The clown is actually me?!

The most important thing to take the first step in language is to take the first step. The rest is only the help of the environment and repeated memory.

As long as Xiaoye has the same IQ as a human, it is only a matter of time before she can learn language.

But Fang You really didn't expect that this day would come so quickly.

Thinking of this, he felt a little relieved for no reason. He felt a sense of superiority of seeing his daughter lead far ahead in the kindergarten recitation competition...

Turn on the TV and put an animation disc in the optical drive. Fang You made another Lily Series for Xiaoye - it was still produced by Fangwenshe.

He wanted to see more movies and how many postures Xiaoye could learn.

Seeing the screen on TV, Xiao Yezi slipped to the table, smiling at her mouth, and rubbing her feet and heels against the soft carpet.

That look like a child who is allowed by his parents and can watch TV while eating.

Fang You couldn't laugh, but when he turned his head, he couldn't laugh... There was a messy room behind him waiting for him to clean up.

A feeling of "first-becoming a father" comes to my heart - it's a sin!

He sighed and rolled up his sleeves to start work.

It’s time to do it or do it!

Although cleaning is troublesome, if you think about it, Xiaoye gave him a chance to redesign the room layout.

......that's really great thanks (grunts).

Fang You reorganized the things in the room, and held up the damaged figure that had fallen to the ground with tears, preparing to hand it over to professionals to repair it when there was time.

The wet bed sheets were also taken off and then thrown into the washing machine.

Two hours later, Fang You basically cleaned up.

In case Xiaoye recognized the bed, he even changed the single bed in the room to a different location...

Xiaoye finished her meal at Fang You now, and she huddled her tail like a cat, watching TV comfortably, her eyes half-closed happily.

On the contrary, Fang You, who had just returned from drying his clothes, was so tired that he was as tired as a dog. His face was drooping due to fatigue and his clothes were messy.

The right judgment is right!

Fang You saw Xiaoye's appearance and was so angry that he trembled all over. He was sweating all over his body in the hot weather, his hands and feet were cold, and hell was empty. The devil was in the world. Can this world be better? What should men do to be satisfied with you! Tears flowed down unscrupulously, and the world was filled with oppression on men. When can men truly stand up?!

Thinking that all this was his own fault, Fang You shook even more.

What a good guy, it’s me who is the clown?

It was the first time in my life that I did such a tiring housework. After the end, Fangyou suddenly lost the motivation to make dinner. He ordered a 10-inch pizza on his mobile phone, accompanied by a bottle of Fatty Happy Water and a bag of French fries.

No need to cook or wash dishes, it is easy to clean and delicious.

Although Fusang's takeaway is not as fast as China, it is not too slow. When the TV series is broadcast to the next episode, Fang You received a call from the deliveryman.

Half a minute later, Fang You closed the door and walked over with a fragrant plastic bag in his hand.

Xiaoye's two cats raised their ears and turned outwards. He turned his head as he smelled the smell, and the expression on his face melted quickly.

"Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!"

She jumped off the lazy sofa, stepped on the ground with all her feet, and quickly walked to Fang You's feet, walking around the bag containing the pizza box in his hand, looking greedy and her stomach was rumbling.

This cat has a very big appetite and is hungry again after eating it.

"Okay, okay, I will give you one, don't transfer it here."

Fang You drove the cat away with his feet, put the plastic bag on the low table, and took out the pizza box, a bag of chips and a bottle of canned fatty water.

The aroma comes from the pizza box. After putting it down for a while, I feel that the room is filled with pizza flavor.

Xiaoye turned around and was even happier, with her expression flying.

She had a premonition that the square box in front of her should be the best thing she had eaten during this period!

But before opening the box, Fang You went to the kitchen to get a glass for Xiaoye.

He really wanted to see what Xiaoye was like when he drank the fat house happy water for the first time.

As a result, Xiaoye, who learned to hold a cup with Fang You's help, squirted out the first sip when he tried to drink it.

For those who drink carbonated drinks for the first time, this reaction is a bit too extreme, but Fang You can understand that Xiaoye is a human being and a cat.

Fang You smiled and took out a tissue to wipe his mouth for Xiaoye who was resistant.

After reading the joke, Fang You opened the pizza box that Xiaoye had been eager to wait for.

Just when Fang You went to get the glass, he saw Xiaoye chewing his mouth against the pizza box through a layer of cardboard as soon as he came back.

Fortunately, she didn't eat the packaging, so Fang You successfully rescued the pizza box from Xiaoye before that, but it was missing a corner compared to the initial one... but it was not a big problem.

When Fang You opened the pizza box, the aroma of toast and beef suddenly spread out like a blowout. Xiao Ye's dark golden eyes could be seen in the shape of a pizza, and his shiny saliva flowed out along the corner of his mouth.

What lay in the pizza box was a double-spoken pizza, half of which was beef pizza and half of which was fleshy pizza. No matter which side, it looked delicious and delicious, and the aroma was stunning.

Xiaoye's head became deeper and longer, and she finally couldn't help but pounce on it, but at this time it was Fang You who was blocking her.

He grabbed Xiaoye's right hand quickly and helped her wear disposable gloves.

My hands are so unclean and I still want to touch the food, don’t think about it!

Fang You also stopped her other hand that she was trying hard to reach out and insisted on wearing both hands.

This process made Xiaoye very anxious and didn't even bother to keep a safe distance from Fang You. His body was tightly attached to Fang You's chest, but his eyes were all on his beloved pizza.

Finally put on the gloves, Fang You let go of Xiaoye. The latter immediately rushed up and grabbed a piece of beef pizza with both hands and stuffed it into his mouth. Then his anxious expression softened to the naked eye.

“Meow~~~”

Fang You smiled and picked a piece of pulp and took a bite.

A man and a cat leaned on the lazy sofa, watching the aborted animation, while eating French fries on the pizza, and whispering a mouthful of fat house happy water from time to time.

The mood is simple and beautiful.

Seeing Fang You drinking the fatty happy water very happily, Xiaoye couldn't help but try again, holding the cup and sticking his tongue in, licking it one by one.

After a while, she lifted her head from the cup, and her pink tongue swayed up and down outside her mouth, her face looked interesting, as if she felt strange and irritated by the feeling of carbonated drinks on her tongue.

Fang You smiled and bit the mouth of the drink can, his evil eyes hiding under the reflective lenses.

Once you taste it, you can't look back...

This is the happy water of a fat man.

Make the fat man happy, and make those who are not fat man happy to become fat man.

Soon, a box of pizza was killed by Fang You and Xiaoye, and even the fries were eaten. Xiaoye twisted his body and meowed.

Fang You thought she was thinking she didn't have enough snacks, so she got up to get a few packs of potato chips hidden in the snack cabinet, but when she returned to the living room, Xiaoye disappeared.

Just as he was wondering, he suddenly heard Xiaoye's soothing sound coming from his room.

“Meow~~~”

His face changed rapidly. He threw away the potato chips and ran back to the room at a speed of light. He saw the stupid cat squatting on the bed where he had just packed up and changed the sheets to release water, with a ecstasy look on his face.

“——Sakya!!!”
Chapter completed!
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