Chapter 899 Farting
After the light and flying feathered old man stepped on Huang Tianba to the ground, he squatted on Huang Tianba's back while gnawing on Ganoderma lucidum and asked with a smile: "What did you say just now? Old man, I have a bad ear and can't hear it. Why don't you say it again?"
Huang Tianba was not happy to speak. Being stepped on by an old man was the most intolerable thing he could not tolerate. He roared angrily and circulated all his true energy in his body. He rolled and threw away the old man and jumped up from the ground and quickly grabbed the old man's feet.
Not to mention anything else, Huang Tianba had already noticed the old guy's agility just now. When dealing with such an opponent, you must not escape your attack distance, otherwise you will never have the chance to touch him, and you will only be consumed by him until he dies.
However, those who dare to go to Shaolin to be a thief must be very good at light skills. Otherwise, there would be many masters of Shaolin monks, and no one could stand it with one stick.
"Oh, do you want to catch me?" Seeing Huang Tianba's actions, the old guy tsk his tongue and smiled sarcastically. When Huang Tianba reached out to touch his feet, he suddenly shrank his feet and twisted an almost impossible arc in the air. He used his butt to Huang Tianba and released a series of stinky farts.
"vomit."
After Huang Tianba rolled and fell to the ground, he couldn't help but sigh, his face turned pale, and he cursed: "Did you eat shit in the morning? It smells so good that I have never seen someone more disgusting than you."
A fart can be so smelly, Huang Tianba wondered if this old man had been constipated for a month and hadn't shitted.
"The good boy's mouth is even more stinky than my fart. I'll hold you down and grab your fart and let you taste the fragrance." The vulgar old man showed a homely smile, and his yellow and black teeth were exposed, making people look at him and don't want to eat for two days.
He rushed to Huang Tianba's speed at the speed of light, and gently pushed away Huang Tianba's four punches ready to go with his palm, then faced Huang Tianba's shocked eyes, grabbed Huang Tianba's face and pressed it hard on the ground. Huang Tianba once again hit the ground hard, and the back of his head was extremely painful and almost knocked out of his brain.
At this moment, Huang Tianba was more than just murderous intentions. This unknown sloppy old man was simply a monster. He had no room for fighting back, and he didn't know where the old monster appeared.
But the next second, Huang Tianba had no choice but to die. This old guy who killed thousands of swords pressed Huang Tianba and punched Huang Tianba somewhere, causing his true energy to stagnate. Then he stepped on Huang Tianba's chest and aimed his butt at Huang Tianba.
Obviously, this old guy really planned to feed Huang Tianba something.
When Huang Tianba saw his shriveled and greasy dark skin and a faint stench under his pants that had been broken for several holes, the food he ate at noon instantly rushed to his throat. If this old guy really farts at him, Huang Tianba would rather be beaten to death by him.
In this case, he is a real soldier who can be killed or humiliated.
Seeing that the old guy was about to release him, Huang Tianba couldn't help but shout, "Senior, I'm wrong, I apologize to you, I'll compensate you for whatever you want, please let me go."
"Oh? Do you have any good things for me?" the old man asked with a wrinkle smile while shaking his butt like a hardworking little bee.
Huang Tianba was afraid that this old guy would shake the shit out. If his pants were to be damaged, it would be a complete ruin for Huang Tianba's face.
He quickly took out a small bottle from his pocket, opened the bottle with a sad face and said, "I have an ancestral pill here, which is much better than the medicinal materials I took. I hope my senior will like it."
This is the magic refining pill he had worked hard to refine some time ago. He planned to keep it on his body and eat it tonight to practice. Now, in order to slip away from this old monster, Huang Tianba had to admit defeat.
Huang Tianba still understands these four words: money and disasters.
As the bottle was opened, a scent of pills was emitted. The old man in a tattered Taoist robe instantly widened his eyes, grabbed the bottle and poured out the pills into his mouth, and then a crisp sound came from it. An extremely precious magic refining pill was eaten by him as a sugar bean.
After eating it, his eyes suddenly lit up from Huang Tianba, and threw the Ganoderma lucidum in his hand as garbage, and he made his hands nervous and took out the remaining bottles from Huang Tianba's clothes.
"No." Huang Tianba's face turned pale and just shouted, the old guy had quickly taken a few steps back and opened the distance, and looked at Huang Tianba with a vigilant look, quickly poured out the several magic refining pills in the bottle and swallowed them in his mouth.
"I..." Huang Tianba suddenly heard a heartbreaking voice. These materials for the refining pills almost emptied his old capital. Now they were gone. The key is that if he only ate one, then he still had the effect of improving his cultivation. Eating so much at once would be purely a taste.
At this moment, Huang Tianba finally felt the feeling of the Zhenyuan Immortal who saw Zhu Bajie ruining his own ginseng fruit.
However, Huang Tianba thought about it and was not unacceptable. He got up from the ground and patted his chest and took a deep breath. He looked at the old monster with lingering fear. If the other party wanted to kill him just now, he would be a corpse now.
Fortunately, the other party didn't have this intention, which made Huang Tianba feel a little relieved.
"This... Senior, if nothing happens, I will go down first and don't bother me to rest here." Huang Tianba, who had suffered a loss, learned to be smart, smiled and pointed to the direction of the stairs, wanting to turn around and leave.
Such an old monster cannot be beaten by Huang Tianba before. He never wanted to meet him in this life. If he lost the magic refining pill, he would admit that he was unlucky.
He was about to turn around and run away, and the old guy was already smiling and blocking Huang Tianba's way, saying, "Young man, don't leave. Do you think we won't know each other without fighting?"
Huang Tianba nodded vigorously and said sincerely: "Yes, yes, yes, the younger generation has seen the senior martial arts master who has experienced his seniors and is invincible in the world. This makes me ashamed of myself and want to leave here quickly to avoid dirtying my senior's eyes."
"Yes, although you are a little rude, you are still honest. This is your only advantage. I hope you can continue to maintain it." The old man was so happy that he couldn't stop talking about it, and was very satisfied with Huang Tianba's words.
"I will definitely remember the words of seniors. After I go back, I will engrave these words on the wall. I will study hard every day and work hard every day." Huang Tianba shouted while bypassing the old guy and going downstairs.
Unfortunately, the old guy stopped Huang Tianba again. He reached out and grabbed Huang Tianba's shoulder and smiled: "Don't leave, young man, since you and I have a good relationship, then it is natural for me to give you a few more words as a senior. Let's sit here like grandpa and grandson and chat with each other warmly for a while?"
"Who the hell wants to chat with you?" Huang Tianba cursed in his heart, but had to smile and said with a wry smile: "I also want to chat with my grandfather for a while, but I still have work to deal with, so it's really hard to delay. Why don't we talk about it next time?"
Chapter completed!