Chapter 36: Uncle Cheng Chuxue Counts 0 Iron Pots(1/2)
Outside the largest iron shop in Chang'an City.
Cheng Chumo and Niu, who had been repaired by Cheng Chuxue before, stood stupidly!
"Big...Brother? You said you want to rob this... this store?"
Cheng Chumo looked up at the shop in front of him, looking like a toothache!
Niu Jianhu also grinned: "This...Big...Brother, is this a bit inappropriate?"
Li Chenghua opened the peach blossom fan, shook it, and then said, "Well, the iron seller, is this store the largest in Chang'an?"
“…”
Cheng Chumo and Niu saw the tiger and were stunned for a long time and could only nod in silence.
Lee Chenghua slapped the folding fan on his palm and said, "Isn't that all? Come on, start your performance! Start - be convinced by virtue!"
"Brother... this... is not very convincing..."
Cheng Chumo was slow and slow.
A cow pretends to be dead when he sees a tiger.
Cheng Chuxue flew out his feet and said angrily: "You two cowards!"
After saying that, Cheng Chuxue drew his bows left and right and knocked the two fools away!
Then, she walked into the store with murderous intent.
The owner, who had been watching the fun, immediately stepped forward with a smile and said, "Oh, which little girl is this? Is it so aggressive? Could it be that he is here to rob?"
Cheng Chuxue slapped the counter and said, "Yes! We're here to fight..."
Outside, Li Chenghua waved his little pink fist and said in a coquettish voice: "Come on, female general Xiao Xueer!"
"Battle... rob! rob! rob!!!"
Under Lee Seung-hua's fierce look?
Seeing Hu, Cheng Chumo and Niu could only grit their teeth and take a step forward, staring at the shop owner, and waving their pink fists to cheer for Cheng Chuxue!
"You're going to hit you! You dare to rob your elders? Will you rebel?"
Unexpectedly, Cheng Chuxue turned around and kicked the two fools away with anger!
Then, Cheng Chuxue turned around and performed a face-changing magic instantly!
I saw her smiling like a flower, "Oh, uncle, why are you at the store when you have time?"
The middle-aged shop owner smiled.
He looked at his nephew Cheng Chumo in anger, and looked at his niece Cheng Chuxue with a loving look on his face.
Then he shook his head and smiled bitterly: "My sister...well, it was your mother who said - someone is going to rob my store?
I really don’t believe it! Our Cui family has been in Chang'an for so many years, and I, Cui Cheng, is also a figure in Chang'an City! Who dares to make trouble on Tai Sui?
Unexpectedly, my nephew and niece have a bright future! They actually have the courage to come and rob their uncle?"
When Cheng Chuxue heard this, he said in a daze: "What? Is it my mother? This mother... how can there be such a mother who cheats her daughter!"
Cheng Chuxue is so excited that she is crying!
Seeing someone watching the fun outside the door?
Cheng Chuxue's uncle Cui Cheng shouted to Cheng Chumo with annoyance: "Two stupid guys, come in! It's so embarrassing!"
"Ah, good uncle...here uncle!"
"Thank you for your hard work, uncle..."
"Uncle really serves the Tang Dynasty..."
The two fools nodded and bowed, and rolled into the store.
Li Chenghua had thought of this picture for a long time!
Therefore, he shook the folding fan, hugged the cute little kid Di Renjie, and walked into the store.
Choi Cheng looked at Lee Seung-hwa who was smiling but oppressed by [the momentum is like a mountain]?
His face changed, and finally he said politely: "Choi Cheng, I have met the young master!"
Cheng Yaojin has already explained to Li Chenghua.
This is a great man who even Cheng Yaojin admires very much!
It is said that Li Chenghua is a [Immortal Disciple]?
In the Tang Dynasty, when people believed in ghosts and gods, people like Li Chenghua had a very special identity.
Therefore, even Cui Cheng, who is from the Cui family among the five surnames and seven hopes, had to be polite to Lee Seung-hwa at this moment.
Besides, Cheng Yaojin doesn’t need to say that Cui Cheng now knows Lee Seung-hwa’s awesomeness.
Why?
Because, looking at his current appearance - his nephews Cheng Chumo and Niu Jianhu were probably fooled by Li Chenghua!
As for his niece, I'm afraid he's not just stupid! He's already so stupid that he's sold to Li Chenghua?
In this case, what if Cui Cheng is not polite to Lee Seung-hwa?
I'm afraid his nephew will be unhappy.
Lee Seung-hwa replied to the polite Choi Cheng and smiled and said, "Haha, uncle, don't be polite!"
"uncle?"
When Cui Cheng heard Lee Seung-hwa's call, he twitched.
This person...is so disregarded his face? I'm afraid it's hard to deal with.
When Cheng Chumo heard Li Chenghua call him uncle, he didn't react?
However, Cheng Chuxue's face turned red at this moment.
At this time, Li Chenghua put down Di Renjie and smiled and said, "Uncle, we were just joking with you, I hope you don't blame me!"
Cui Cheng waved his hand quickly and said, "Ah, no wonder, no wonder... But, I am the second uncle! Not the eldest uncle!"
In the Tang Dynasty, this ranking was very rigorous.
The eldest and the second, this is definitely a huge difference!
If they are both legitimate, then the boss will inherit the property and status of the family.
Sometimes the second child can only stand aside.
So, Choi Cheng must explain that he is the second, not the eldest!
If Cui Cheng was the boss, how could he go to the store to ask about these business matters?
Lee Seung-hua was stunned and said, "Oh, second uncle? It doesn't matter!
Anyway—his eldest and second uncles are both his uncles! The high tables and low benches are all wood!"
“…”
What does it mean?
Everyone who didn't understand this joke was confused!
Li Chenghua was very satisfied with his prestigious deception effect at this moment.
As long as you are fooled or fooled, it will be easier to talk about some things.
The corners of his mouth curled up, and Li Chenghua smiled and said, "Well, second uncle, I am not talking about wood! But about iron heads!
Come on, second uncle, let’s go in and talk about ideals and life! By the way, let’s discuss the unfathomable topic of “conquering people with virtue”!”
"Ah? This..."
Seeing Li Chenghua like this familiar look?
Cui Cheng stuttered a little, "This... Chenghua, why do you feel very familiar with me?"
Lee Seung-hwa laughed and hugged Cui Cheng's shoulder intimately and said, "Yeah, this is fate! My second uncle and I were destined to be destined!
Come on, you second uncle, don’t be polite! Sitting inside! Let’s talk about the issue of thousands of iron pot installments!”
Choi Cheng blinked: "Instalments?"
Li Chenghua smiled and said, "Well, my second uncle may not have heard of installment payments? But this is not important!
Do you really don’t know how to pay in installments? Then you can negotiate a down payment of 0.
Oh, why are you still stunned by my second uncle? Please come in and ask inside!
What a fool to be like when you are in the snow? Come on the tea quickly! Come on the good tea!!!”
"Ah...oh...come!"
Cheng Chuxue opened her mouth for a while before she became busy with a little lost heart.
To be continued...