Chapter 827 Crazy Rabbit
"Have you heard a famous saying?" The smiling demon turned his head and stared at Ye Feng with admiring eyes.
Ye Feng said angrily: "There are many famous quotes, which one do you old man say?"
"As soon as you enter a wealthy family, you will be a passerby from now on!"
Needless to say, wealthy families refer to super guilds such as gods and myths.
"Science!" Ye Feng nodded repeatedly, "Who can you tell the mystery in one sentence?"
"Muxue!"
Ye Feng suddenly became embarrassed, not knowing how to take on his words. Mu Xue, just a name, but it carries the unspeakable sorrow and desolation of the smiling demon.
The smiling demon spoke calmly as if he was talking about a name that had nothing to do with him, but the more he seemed to be nothing, the more he sighed in his heart.
Slight pain makes people irritable and cry, but the real pain reaches people's hearts and makes people feel numb.
He noticed Ye Feng's strangeness, and a faint smiled in his deep and melancholy eyes flashed with a sadness that only he knew.
Ye Feng looked back at him, looked at him, and nodded slightly.
Although it was only the first time we met, and the process was ridiculed and cracked down on each other more than the serious and affectionate exchanges, the two of them were like close friends who had been together for many years. With one look, they could often understand what they wanted to say but didn't say.
Smiling Demon: Please give me what Mu Xue is doing!
Ye Feng: Don’t worry, I will do my best!
Needless to say, no need to ask, just a look, even a major matter related to life and death.
True friends, have a close relationship with each other, and have a tacit understanding!
It was from this moment that the Smiling Demon, the king who ruled the mythological era and Ye Feng, the dominant in the future dominating the eternal era, truly recognized each other.
The unknown tavern in Phoenix Town is honored to be recorded in the history of online games because of the first meeting between the two, because it records a magnificent, enchanting and exorcising the beginning of an epic legend.
Overlord Tuoba Xie, the God of War, the night rain and wind. After a few years, when eternity ends and a new virtual world opens, players will still be unable to help but talk about this tavern with relish when they think of these two hall-level masters.
In order to commemorate the symbols of these two eras, World Games Alliance Eternal Company has set up a place with a shape and architectural layout that is exactly the same as this tavern in the new online game.
Although the tavern is small, it is the only tavern in the whole server that you have to buy tickets when you enter. Moreover, the inferior ale in the tavern is expensive to vomit blood. Compared with the best wines in the main city hotel, the cheapest ones are as expensive as they are.
Although it is so expensive, it is said that fans who visit and worship every day and admire the peerless two heroes are still like crucian carp cars crossing the river, endlessly.
But the ending was all about pleasure and returned in disappointment. Because I spent a lot of money to buy tickets, I saw only two NPCs named Tuoba Xie, smiling demons, sitting against the window, and chatting endlessly.
What makes people cry is that these two products use inhuman language. Fans squatted beside the two chatterboxes, drinking inferior ale wine exchanged for selling blood, while listening to the great god's conversation devoutly, and finally finding that they were listening to the heavenly book.
Loyal and brainless fans searched through the major pictures of the main city, hoping to interpret the great god's "alien language", but sadly found that their language was so weird, profound and comprehensive, and no language matched it with all-encompassing language disciplines.
Finally, the wise fans concluded that two poor drunkards who were only rich, one was to revive the Tianfeng League, and the other was to strengthen the field of the gods and fully develop the noble character of saving food and thrift and thrifty family. They ran to a tavern like thatched huts, and were sneakily drinking inferior ale wine like a person, and then planned an ulterior motive in Mars.
This is the truth!
Later, the post of a popular forum - the publication of my days with the overlord Tuoba Xie proved that this is indeed the truth. Because the great Louzhu is known as the God of Thieves, and has been intimate with Tuoba Xie for more than ten years. The credibility is approaching 100%.
The post reads like this: In that heavy snow and cold night, two drunk and unconscious men staggered out of the tavern, and finally supported each other, overcame the knee-high snow, the rugged mountain road, and the beast blood boiled into the belly of Phoenix Mountain and the Phoenix Nest.
The mountain road of Phoenix Mountain is bent and turns. The two men didn't even lit a torch, but they didn't fall off the cliff and fell to their feet. This is not just a miracle. Of course, this miracle is not the point. The point is that there is a beautiful and indescribable phoenix in the phoenix nest. It is said that whenever late at night, the phoenix will become an equally beautiful and indescribable kind girl.
She has an angel-like face, a devil-like figure, a peerless and unparalleled beauty. Moreover, she is a fraternal girl, so cute that she is ignorant.
The two great gods each carried a rabbit into the nest and saw the girl. They said, "Little sister, Shushu will take you home to see the rabbit-Angola long-haired rabbit..."
What happened later is unknown, but what can be verified is that since that night, the Phoenix on the belly of Phoenix Mountain, who could become a beautiful girl, disappeared... Well, I think it was a sinful night...
Lan Yumian held the poet-like sentiment and ended the in-depth analysis of the incident with a series of imaginative ellipsis.
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After the post was published, clicked to reply and immediately broke the chart. It was incredible and later gloriously became the top ten major posts of the year in Duniel.
At first, some people thought it was too storytelling and expressed suspicion of varying degrees, but soon those players who were lucky enough to enter the Phoenix Nest adventure stood up and proved that this was not as simple as a story.
"Thanks to the goddess Shura for helping us solve our doubts. Although this story is like a fairy tale, I think it is my responsibility to tell you the truth of history. I have been to the Lava Demon Cave (Phoenix Nest) n times, but I only picked up a few phoenix hairs every time. There is no need to doubt it anymore. The beautiful phoenix girl has really existed. Unfortunately, the two of us have been fond of n years, and the despicable beast used a rabbit to cheat her away."
So the truth was revealed to the world, and there were countless "historic" events that caused it.
For example, the classic criminal saying that has been popular for a century in the circle of strange millet, "Little sister, Shushu takes you home to see goldfish?" Because of the emergence of Angora's long-haired rabbit, he retired from the historical stage. Nowadays, if you still talk about goldfish to those cute and stupid loli girls, not only will they not go home with you, but they will also despise you as "Ultraman". So, strange millet throw away the gorgeous fish tanks and buy rabbit cages and Angora's long-haired rabbits.
For a time, Angora's long-haired rabbit defeated all domestic pets and became popular all over the country. Then, in order to express their gratitude to the two great gods who indirectly caused the rabbit's value to soar and the supply was in short supply, they cultivated new rabbit varieties, all named after the Angora Demon Rabbit and the Angora Overlord Rabbit, in order to pay tribute to the two great gods who made outstanding contributions.
In the end, Ye Feng felt that his reputation rights had been ruthlessly infringed. He was bored in counting money every day. He decisively hired hundreds of lawyers to go abroad and sued all these black-hearted rabbit companies that pretended to infringe on his reputation. It is said that this bad lawsuit will end when Ye Feng's children will make soy sauce.
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"What are you thinking?" The smiling demon was puzzled by Ye Feng's inexplicable entangled expression.
"It's nothing. Suddenly I thought that many years later, in order to defend my honor and to restore the truth of history, I spent a lot of money, hired countless famous lawyers, and stuffed many red envelopes to the judge, but after pulling the n years, I still didn't win. I... feel very sad!" Ye Feng said painfully.
“Many years later?”
"Yes, the powerful pig's feet halo can make me know fifty years and fifty years." Ye Feng said proudly.
"Can you talk nonsense?" The smiling demon was furious.
"Look, no matter how powerful a person is, he will be angry and conceal his cowardice when facing the truth. In view of your generous invitation to me to drink five copper bottles of inferior ale, I decided to share with you a secret that it can make you rich. Do you want to make a fortune?"
The smile demon's fists clenched and crackled.
"If you want to get rich, raise rabbits. Remember to raise hair, otherwise you will be compensated to death."
The smiling demon had no expression on his face and coldly said: "As a writer, it is shameful to pour water. You can open the extra chapters of these messy and messy things."
"Filling water? What is filthing water? There is no concept in my dictionary. I tell you that you can insult my personality, but not my professional qualities. I am a moral writer. If you say nothing, I will hire 10,000 lawyers to sue you to death!"
"Damn, I'm fighting with you!"
"Damn! Look at my Tianshan Plum Break Hand!"
"Sunhua's acupointing hand, I'll poke you to death!"
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The tavern waiter looked at the two adventurers who were twisted into a group of street gangsters, and looked at the extremely calm boss behind the counter in horror: "Boss, do you want to call the police?"
"Report the police, let these two drunkards smash it hard and demolish the store. They have money, so I won't kill them!" The boss smiled gloomyly, and he was already thinking about whether to collect one gold coin or two gold coins on a bad table.
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The solution afterwards was that the devil, who was a little more sober than Ye Feng, threw a wallet to the tavern owner as compensation for smashing the store, but the person involved was not sure how many gold coins were in the wallet. Anyway, the boss glanced at the bulging wallet, and smiled and slugged the two of them, and stopped them from leaving. However, he was not strong enough, and Ye Feng, who was drunk, pushed him to bite the shit.
Then the tavern owner knelt in the snow and cried and begged the two heroes to mercy and smash the wine in the wine cellar and give them half a bag of gold coins.
Ye Feng and the smiling devil were drunk and squinted at the poor tavern owner: "We are going to pick up the phoenix eggs and decorate the store beautifully. How expensive it is. We will smash it again after finishing the business. I have money!"
Chapter completed!