Chapter 19 Raising Qi
"There is Yan Ruyu in the book, and the golden house in the book. The ancients really did not deceive me!"
After another busy day, Lan Li sat under the big willow tree in front of the canteen with a medical classification [Detailed Explanation of Human Meridians] and sighed like this.
Well, he didn't see the girl in the book, and he didn't read Xiao Huang's book...
The main thing is that he actually saw the record of "breaking the red dragon and descending the white tiger" in this book [Detailed explanation of the human body meridians]!
What does this mean?
Generally speaking, it is described that female warriors have a period of loss of qi and blood every month because of their congenital deficiency. Therefore, their predecessors came up with a way to get women to menopause in advance.
This is not the point!
The point is that this book not only describes such a method, but also adds an introduction to the sentence "After breaking the red dragon, you can avoid the warrior's accidental childbirth."
In ancient times, there were contraceptive medicines, but they were not as safe as modern condoms.
From time to time, you will win the bid...
After giving birth, women's martial arts will drop a lot like an avalanche.
Damage to vitality.
In this way, due to martial arts, the heroines are unwilling to have more children, and contraception has become a daily routine that many "heroes" are troubled by.
Seeing this, Lan Li thought of a profitable business inexplicably.
That's right! It's just a condom!
Thinking about his uncles and uncles, they were kicked under the bed by their aunts for more than half a month, and Lan Li's small business story began to turn pages.
"The number of second-generation Wudang disciples is just over 200, and there are more than 70 left on the mountain, most of whom have married and had children. The only one who decided to devote his whole life to martial arts was the only one among the few.
It is considered to be seventy people. Among these seventy people, due to martial arts, there are probably many discordant people. If they can promote the condom between them, if there is too much, I think the monthly food supply is enough.
As for how to make condoms... this is a problem. Nowadays, there is always rubber that can be blown as bubble gum.
If you really can't do it, use sheep intestines?
Just in time, Wudang is approaching Xiangyang, and the north is the base camp of nomadic peoples who are rich in sheep producers. It should not be a problem to ask the senior brother who went down the mountain to bring some sheep intestines back.
It's thin and thick..."
Thinking of this, Lan Li's expression couldn't help but become weird.
I can't say that my uncles and uncles still hope...be thicker?
What about men? In and out is just that. Since you are willing to use condoms, isn’t it more important to be conquered?
"wrong!
You thirteen or fourteen years old and uninformed, where do you know about men and women?
Family-born?
Oh, bah! You have been taken in by Wudang since you were a child, and you are a ghost!
Ha, what is the mess in my mind? If I really do this, I’m afraid I’ll be beaten to death by the Seventh Master who is in charge of the precepts…”
Another big plan to make money was ruined, and Lan Li, who made himself amused, kept laughing.
He is really scared of money lately.
It has been a week since he broke through the fifth level of the Heart Method. During this period, his internal strength progress was basically the same as that of a turtle crawling, which was so slow.
In seven days, the introductory mental method has only increased by more than a hundred times!
This is the result of his frequent purchase of meat snacks!
If this continues, he wants to stabilize the vortex in his heart and push the entry-level mental method to the peak, he will probably have to endure it for three or four months!
There is no way, the hunting team in the back mountain was cancelled, and the way to kill monsters was cut off, and the daily nutritious meal was gone.
If he hadn't often went to the custard hall to have a meal, he would have been much slower than this!
"It's pitiful... I miss me..."
Lan Li stammered in this sentence, and the important words were not clearly stated, mainly because she was afraid that someone would listen to it.
People who practice martial arts are smart and clear-headed. Many times, you don’t care about small movements at all, and they can hear them clearly.
Just like now!
"Mingyue! You guy ran here again to be lazy? Go and help the kitchen to finish cleaning! If you don't go, today's reward will be gone!"
Lan Li just made a little noise and was found by the master in charge of the canteen!
After a roar of the Lion in the East of Hedong, the canteen with a little power appeared in front of Lan Li in a "flying" manner in the dining hall.
"Uncle Feng, I came to the canteen to work in order to kill chickens and ducks to train my courage. If we don't wash vegetables and brush, can we finish it? I don't want money."
I was caught by Aunt Feng, and Lan Li's face was bitter.
He really doesn't want to wash vegetables and dishes!
When he was recruiting workers, he came to the small animals he had killed in the kitchen!
But God knows why Feng Baobao had to grab him to the kitchen to help, and he wouldn't let him use a knife. He said that the gentleman stayed away from Bao Chu. As a disciple of Wudang, he should cultivate a gentleman's spirit in daily life!
I didn’t get any benefits when I went there on the first day, but Lan Li didn’t want to go there the next day.
But who would have thought that as soon as they finished class in the afternoon, he was caught by Feng Baobao...
Now he just wants to stop doing it!
"What are you muttering to the bottom of your heart?"
Seeing that Lan Li had not moved for a long time, Feng Baobao narrowed his eyes and reached out to grab one of Lan Li's ears and twisted them hard.
"Hey hey, Uncle Feng let go, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"
"You still know it hurts?"
Feng Baobao glared: "What, I started to hide from me after two days in the canteen. Do some work for your master's sister. Are you unwilling to do or what?"
"I don't... really not!"
I just can't beat you!
"Ha!" Feng Baobao sneered: "I told you that after I heard you were coming to the canteen to help, but the senior brother of the sect personally ordered your sister to sharpen your temperament, so that you would not be too careful and cause trouble in the future without knowing it!"
"Yes, yes, you're right. This is all the elders have to care for me!"
Tempering your watermelon skin! Isn’t it just to avenge your son? It’s so high-spirited!
"Are you scolding me in your heart?" Feng Baobao's eyes flashed coldly: "I told you, don't think that no one knows the bad ideas you came up with, but we, as elders, are unwilling to pay attention to you!"
"Yes, Master, you are wise and powerful!"
"Oh!"
Hearing Lan Li praise, Feng Baobao let go and pinch Lan Li's ears, the cold light in his eyes converged and turned into a smile.
The kind that seems to be smiling!
"Don't blame me, my sister, and don't think I'm wronged. Just say that a week ago, you cheated your seventh uncle running on the mountain for the middle of the night. Is that true?"
"Well...."
Zhuo Yihang, you cheat me!
Lan Li looked awkward and didn't know what to say.
"It was you who encouraged the three generations of disciples in the Palace of Inquiry that day?"
Lan Li was speechless.
"Also, do you know why I asked you to wash the dishes as soon as you come?"
"It's the master to hone me..."
"Hungry you shit!"
Feng Baobao glared at him: "I lie to your aunt, and I'm just trying to be careful?
Last month, you killed a lot of animals in the mountains? Did you do that black bear spirit in the end?
You still need to practice courage?
How old are you, you don’t tell the truth?
You said, if I don’t deal with you, who will you deal with?"
Finished.
Chapter completed!