Chapter 2 The Miserable Meow [3/4](1/3)
The world of adults is painful.
There are obviously many things I don’t want to do, but I have to force myself to do them.
In comparison.
When children don’t want to do their homework, their parents will take out their whips to teach you how to be a human being.
Ahem, this is a sad story.
As a minor.
Lan Li, who felt that she would always be seventeen, didn't want to deal with this fat guy in front of her.
He wore gold and silver on his body, and a vermilion-red hanging on the outside.
In the already greasy hand, there was a more greasy chicken butt...
Is this a prince?
If all the princes of the Southern Song Dynasty were eaten like this, then it would be really not unfair to die!
At a dinner, Lan Li didn't say much.
Accompanied by the fat prince, he would cater to him twice from time to time.
Then he looked at Fulu, the cunning old dog, and was talking to a royal family member whose face was full of fleshy folds.
Um.
Should I say that I am a retainer of the Prince’s Mansion?
This look is like the fat prince was sucked into two hundred kilograms of fat.
"Come on, eat more."
"Yeah, delicious, delicious."
"Is it delicious?"
Looking at the fat prince who was eating and drinking, Lan Li smiled:
"My crispy chicken from the Full Moon Tower in Xiangyang is awesome, but I can't eat it anywhere else.
These are all selected hens that lay eggs and put their own spices and fruits into the gaps to feed them...
Stewed from ginseng soup to taste...
Take essential oil and fry three times and flat...
Only this crispy chicken was produced in a furnace.
The steps required are enough to keep a chef busy for eight hours..."
After chatting one after another, Lan Li's eyes were mostly concentrated on the pleats on the starting position.
His name is Wang Boyan!
Renli can be said to have a deep memory of this name.
As for the reason?
Mainly, when Renli went to college, he discussed with his roommate about the "lazyness of not being strict in teaching" and used this person as the prototype.
Finally, the two came to a consensus conclusion.
The root is crooked.
No matter how good you teach, the fruit you get is deformed...
Lan Li was not curious about why this guy ran to Xiangyang City, nor was he curious about why the other party was with the fat prince.
This can be said to be a custom in the Southern Song Dynasty.
What he was curious about was why this old dog was not dead yet!
“1069 to...
Forget it, there is nothing wrong with thinking about these things. Even the "Shenyi" year name has come out in history.
It is better to worry about these useless things..."
"That's it! I think that those are useless. It's better to eat more if you have time, hahaha."
Lan Li said in the end, her voice was not stopped and she was heard by the fat prince beside her.
Holding the crispy chicken in his hand, the fat prince laughed with a mouth full of chicken:
"Liqing, this chicken is delicious.
When the Lone King leaves a few days later, help the Lone King take ten foods on the way!"
"It must be certain. I will call the chef later and ask him to go back to Linjiang with you..."
Responding to her mouth, Lan Li rolled her eyes in her heart.
This is really a pig!
When they first met, Lan Li suspected that the guy in front of him was a slutty guy.
It's a meal.
He could already be sure.
This guy is indeed a waste!
Since childhood, he has been raised as a pig, with an older brother on his head, and he is the product of Zhao Gou and the palace maids' love all night.
What made Lan Li feel was that this guy was illiterate!!!
As a royal family, it was still a dynasty that was popular in literature like the Southern Song Dynasty.
The fat prince is illiterate!!!
It can be said that apart from having a good father, Lan Li didn't see any advantages in him...
“So great!
Hearing the word "cook", the fat prince slapped his thigh, and his eyes were so smiling that he couldn't see the gap:
"Love your son-in-law, I tell you, the chefs in the royal palace are all the things they should kill.
Just talking about food, at the end of the day, my Yanwang Mansion will have a daily expense of 49 taels of silver.
What's the result?
Their group of bastards who should be killed brought me some white water vegetables every day.
The whole table of dishes is like feeding sheep!
Do you think that is eaten by humans?
When talking about them, others are not happy to listen.
I nag with me every day and say it's for my own good!
Why....
The Lone King lived a hard life..."
"The prince is...healthy, so it's time to adjust his diet..."
With a stiff face and smiled, Lan Li responded.
Then he pulled out his hands without leaving any trace.
Love your son-in-law?
I love your whole family of watermelon peels!
This name Lan Li never wants to hear it again in her life...
The previous one dared to call him like this, but now he can't even see the scumbag!
Do you want to learn?
When I thought about how the daughter born by this prince who weighs nearly 300 is...
Lan Li feels that she is almost in a psychological state!
A messy thought flashed through his mind, and Lan Li turned around and glared at Fulu fiercely.
Not finished yet?
Nothing is over, I will peel your dog skin tonight!
Fulu, who was chatting with Wang Boyan, saw this and turned around and smiled at Lan Li.
Afterwards, he continued to chat with Wang Boyan.
Judging from the two of them, it is obvious that even if they are intimate, they are "received too late" friendship!
Lan Li ate this meal for four hours.
It was just dark and it was late until midnight.
To be continued...