Chapter 162 Tsinghua Village
"It's finally done. Although this is just the most ordinary elixir, it can be worth prolonging life if you eat it for a long time. I finally learned to refine elixirs! If you work hard like this, as long as you can find the thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum and ten thousand-year-old Purple Mountain Ginseng, let me slowly extract their essence, and I can also refine elixirs for immortality, which can supplement the inner elixirs, and even refine external elixirs."
An indescribable sense of joy and maturity filled Gao Lan's heart. She finally saw the hope of regaining her inner and outer elixirs, and finally saw the hope of cultivation. Gao Lan was still happy, slowly calmed down, and rested early.
Before we knew it, it was already bright.
The next morning, Tang Monk had already changed into new clothes and hats, dressed neatly, and went to the palace to meet the king.
Wukong was worried, and turned into a little insect and stumbled on the brim of his master's hat to protect him. When the king heard that it was a monk from the Tang Dynasty in Dongtu, he felt that he must be an ordinary person. He quickly encouraged himself and asked the eunuch to support him to the hall to meet Tang Monk. Tang Monk saluted in the hall and changed his official article. As soon as he sat down, he heard the eunuch report: "The father-in-law is here!" Out of politeness, Tang Monk quickly stood up and went to salute.
"Bestie, I am polite!"
Unexpectedly, the father-in-law sat there, looking arrogant and ignored Tang Monk. Seeing this, the king was afraid of losing his manners, so he quickly interrupted the cold talk: "Where does the monk's family come from?" Tang Monk replied: "From the Tang Dynasty in the East, he went to the West to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures. He passed by your country, so he changed his official text..." After hearing this, the father-in-law finally sneered: "Since ancient times, monks have been practicing blindly. You can sit and sit until you break the trunk!"
The civil and military officials in the court burst into laughter!
Tang Monk argued with him for a few words, but the father-in-law was arrogant. In addition, the king and civil and military officials were all helping each other, which made Tang Monk very bored. After leaving the Golden Palace, Sun Wukong said to Tang Monk: "Master, this father-in-law must be a monster. Go back, I will stay here to inquire about the news!" Tang Monk nodded and left silently. Sure enough, as soon as Tang Monk left, an official came to the Golden Palace.
"Your Majesty, it's not good! The goose cages that are pretending to be children in the middle school in China were blown away by the strong wind yesterday!"
When the king heard this, he was shocked: "What? If the child's heart and liver were not used as medicine, wouldn't my life be alive?" Seeing that the king was about to faint, the father-in-law persuaded him to wake him up with a word: "Your Majesty, don't worry. If you eat the Tang Dynasty monk's heart and liver, the effect will be thousands of times better than that of a child!" After hearing this, the king rushed out: "Why didn't the father-in-law say it earlier? He has left!"
The father-in-law said, "What's wrong with this? Your Majesty immediately sent an order and sent troops to surround the inn, even if he flew into the sky!"
Sun Wukong heard it carefully. When he returned to the inn, he saw Tang Monk who was still depressed there. Wukong stepped forward and told Tang Monk about this. Tang Monk was so scared that he was so scared: "I met a monster before, and it was okay to eat as a master. Now a king has come, and he actually wants to eat me too?" He said, crying and hugged Sun Wukong: "Saving my wise disciple! Wukong, you must save me..."
When Bajie and Sha Seng met, they looked embarrassed: "It's over, it's over..." Gao Lan kept curling his lips: "It's bent, it's bent..."
But Sun Wukong comforted Tang Seng and said, "If you want to be good, be big and small. Master becomes disciple, and disciple becomes master, I, Lao Sun, go for you!" Tang Seng stopped crying immediately when he heard this. Sun Wukong turned to Gao Lan and said, "Junior sister, I, Lao Sun, I, you want to change the method. Go to the backyard to find some muddy." Gao Lan looked at them and said, "Okay, Brother Monkey, are you and this old monk so good that you have become the same person, and you still have to show your love in various ways?"
"Isn't this going to save the master?" Sun Wukong quickly explained.
Gao Lan snorted and came to the flowers in the backyard, but after walking for a long time, he couldn't see any mud. Suddenly, a wicked smile appeared on Gao Lan's face, he pulled down his pants and squatted down... Only a sound of "shush" sounded, and Gao Lan's face showed a comfortable expression. He stood up and tied his pants, took a small cup, mixed the "mud" on the ground with a shovel, and then put it in.
"Brother Monkey, the mud is coming!" Gao Lan held back his laughter, returned to the room, and handed over the mud. Sun Wukong didn't ask much, asked Tang Monk to sit on the chair, and then took out the mud from the cup and applied it to his face. Tang Monk sat there, and couldn't help but frowned: "Wukong, why does my master smell the smell of this mud?" Sun Wukong said: "This may be the breath of spring, and the master is thinking too much."
Tang Monk had no choice but to let Sun Wukong fiddle with it. After the muddy picture was done, Sun Wukong spit out his inner elixir and breathed his fairy air, which turned Tang Monk into Wukong's appearance! Then Wukong and Tang Monk changed their clothes, and Old Sun transformed into Tang Monk. Tang Monk was immediately crying with joy and hugged Sun Wukong again: "Wukong!..."
"Master!..."
Gao Lan was irritated: "You two are getting heavier and heavier!" As he was speaking, a group of officers and soldiers rushed in outside the inn. After entering the courtyard of Tang Monk and others, he immediately saw "Tang Monk". "The person is this Tang Dynasty monk, take it away!" Without saying a word, he pulled Sun Wukong and left the inn. Gao Lan and the others were speechless and turned around and looked at Tang Monk again.
"Brother Monkey, you look like this, have a lot of flaws."
"Really?" Tang Seng heard this and quickly jumped onto the chair and made a few tricks, "What about this?"
Gao Lan and the others nodded and said, "It's not bad! It's a bit like..."
In the golden hall of the royal palace of the Monk Kingdom, Sun Wukong stalked to the golden stairs and asked loudly: "Bhikkhu, what are you doing when I ask me to come?" The king was not vague and said bluntly: "I am seriously ill, and the medicine is full of medicine. I only need medicine to attract you. If the elder digs his heart and liver to serve as medicine to attract me, I will build a ancestral hall with you, and worship it all year round, and the incense will continue to be endless. Can you agree?"
Wukong sneered, "I have a few hearts, but I don't know what color the king wants?" The father-in-law also sneered, "Then I want your black heart!" After hearing this, Wukong laughed: "Come on a knife quickly. If there is a black heart, I will give it to you!" After that, an eunuch had already handed over the knife. Wukong opened his clothes and cut off his heart, and he was filled with hearts. The civil and military officials were so scared that they hugged their heads and closed their eyes, and the king was shaking like a sieve.
However, the heart of "Tang Monk" is red, yellow, blue, purple and white, but it is just a lack of black heart: "King, no black heart, what should I do?" The king was so scared that he shook his hand repeatedly: "I'll take it back soon, I'll take it back soon..." When Wukong heard this, he immediately showed his true appearance, raised the golden cudgel and rushed towards the father-in-law: "We monks are all kind-hearted, only you, the father-in-law, have the black heart that can be used as medicine! I'll use it when I cut you!"
For a moment, the national palace was in chaos.
"Well, it turns out to be Sun Wukong!" The father-in-law recognized the Monkey King who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then, and was shocked and fled to the sky outside the city! Sun Wukong did not allow him to slip away, and he also chased him out. The father-in-law hurriedly picked up the dragon stick to meet the enemy. However, this father-in-law was not Sun Wukong's opponent. He could not support his strength in less than twenty rounds of battle; but he seemed to be slippery and flickered, and turned into a cold light and drilled away.
Wukong did not hurry to chase after him, landed in the clouds and returned to the national palace. The civil and military officials of the court hurried over to pay homage. Wukong said, "Don't worship first, take me to find your king!" After hearing this, the ministers hurriedly searched everywhere, but they could not find the shadow of the king anywhere. Moreover, not only the king, but also the "Empress of the Beauty" disappeared without a trace.
Just when the ministers were anxious like ants on a hot pan, several eunuchs helped the half-dead king walk out of the back hall. The ministers hurriedly took over and came forward and said, "Your Majesty, fortunately, I met a monk here, and argued that he was a demon! After seeing the beauty in the palace, I thought I would have escaped with him."
The king then opened his eyes and saw Sun Wukong. He stepped forward and said, "Elder, I saw you once in the morning. Why did you change your appearance at once?" Sun Wukong sneered, "I am the eldest disciple of Elder Tang, Sun Wukong! Because you want to eat my master, I turned into his appearance to surrender demons. Why do you have any objections?" After hearing this, the king bowed repeatedly, asked Wukong to forgive, and issued an order to invite the priest monk of the Tang Dynasty to the palace.
Soon, Tang Seng and Sun Wukong returned to the inn, changed their clothes, changed back to their original bodies, and took their disciples to the palace to worship the king. This time the king personally went down the golden stairs to greet him, and said "Master and Old Buddha" to the guest seat. Even his four disciples gave the embroidery dock. Sun Wukong was not polite, and sat down and asked, "Where is the king's father-in-law and Queen Mei from? Let me take it together and remove the troubles!"
The king's face was flushed with shame. After a long time, he said shyly: "They once said that they lived on Tsinghua Village, Liulinpo, 70 miles south of the city." After hearing this, Wukong shouted: "Okay! Bajie, Junior Brother Sha, you protect your master. Xiaolan, and get rid of the demons with me!" Sun Wukong said, pulling Gao Lan's arm, running straight towards the south of the city, and driving the wind to 70 miles away.
Gao Lan yawned and looked up. He saw a small river mixed in the depths of the willow forest, but there was no village.
Sun Wukong thought for a while, asked a land, and asked, "Dare you ask if there is any Tsinghua Village here?" The land quickly said, "There is indeed a Tsinghua cave here, which contains evil spirits! If the great saint wants to subdue the demons, he will strike forward. When he saw the Jiuchatou Lao Yangshu, he turned left three times, turned right three times, and then slapped his hands and shouted three times: Open the door, open the door, open the door! The Tsinghua cave appeared..."
"The way of opening Tsinghua University is weak enough." Sun Wukong and Gao Lan were speechless for a while. Tudi also sighed: "Who said no? Fortunately, you didn't go to Peking University, and the way of opening Peking University is weaker." Gao Lan gave Tudi two silver croakers and sent him away. Then, he followed the signposts he pointed to, and found a nine-fork-headed old poplar tree.
"It's here!" Gao Lan and Sun Wukong looked at each other, nodded, and then the two of them sang around the old Yangshu, "Three left and three right and three right, their necks twisted and twisted! Let's go to bed early and get up early and exercise..." After turning, Gao Lan shouted: "Open the door--!" Sun Wukong also continued to shout: "Open the door--!" Finally, the two sang together:
Chapter completed!