Although Cheng Ke doesn't think about it most of the time, he is still a little dissatisfied with the fact that he is considered a waste by his family.

But today he has a new understanding of his waste.

I put the newly purchased bed sheets onto the bed for fifteen minutes. When I pulled the left side, the right side was short, and the right side was short, and there were always waves in the middle. No matter how I pulled it, I had at least three of them. I was sweating all over, and I was sore that the wound on my waist hurt a little, and it couldn't be spread out.

Finally, he decided to give up, picked up the quilt cover and took a look. He gave up without even trying it. He shook the quilt cover and covered it on the bed, then spread the quilt on top. It was very good. The pillow also used the same operation, spread the pillow cover on the pillow, and then took the clothes to change and went into the bathroom.

In fact, when he lived in Xu Ding, he also took a bath every day, but for some reason, when he took off his clothes, he had the illusion that he had never taken a bath since he left home.

Maybe only now has he begun to feel that this is his own territory.

But soon he remembered that Jiang Yuduo had the key and was not allowed to change the lock. He was immediately unhappy, although he didn't know how to change the lock.

Go directly to buy it and change it yourself?

Can those who sell locks help replace them?

Or is it called a property?

Is the property management involved?

What is the property phone number...

Is my fucking thick waist?

Cheng Ke looked in the mirror and looked at his naked upper body. The knife wound on his right waist that seemed to be healed was now slightly red because of sweating.

It seems that he overestimated Jiang Yuduo's stabbing level.

Jiang Yuduo did not refer to a master who used swords wherever he stabbed, and this knife was not a small hole that Jiang Yuduo planned to give him a threat.

This is because Jiang Yuduo is not good enough and is not sure!

When he thought of this, the heat generated by laying the bed sheets disappeared instantly, and his back felt a little cold. If he had a little more accurate head, he would have poked his stomach directly.

Jiang Yuduo is definitely a lunatic. With such skills, he dares to attack at such a fast speed. If he pierces his stomach, he will probably be able to get a pair of piercings.

Cheng Ke frowned, held his wound, and recited Namo Amitabha three times.

He didn't know why he read this, but my mother always read it.

Cheng Ke sighed, turned on the faucet, and after a while he stood under the nozzle and closed his eyes.

Cleanse the depressed hearts that have been in the past few days... Fuck me!

Cheng Ke was so excited that the cold water in the spray head were retracted and jumped three or four times, then hit the bathroom door before stopping.

How come it is cold water!

The water has been left for a long time and it is still cold!

He pulled the bath towel and wrapped himself up.

I didn’t see a water heater in the bathroom. Could it be that there was no water heater?

He opened the door and walked out and saw a water heater hanging on the wall outside the bathroom with the instant-hot water heater written on it.

So I went in again, turned on the faucet, and came out again, and found that the water heater was not started.

Not plugged in? Cheng Ke looked up and saw that the plug was plugged in the socket well.

That is, no gas is turned on?

So he looked for it again and was surprised to find that there was no gas pipe connected to the water heater.

"Fuck me." Cheng Ke was so angry that he rushed into the living room wrapped in a bath towel, grabbed his cell phone, and dialed Jiang Yuduo's number.

The phone screen shows that "Jiang's brain is not normal" is dialing.

Jiang Yuduo answered the phone very quickly, but it sounded particularly rude: "Who."

"I, Cheng Ke," said Cheng Ke, "that water heater doesn't even connect to the gas pipe?"

"What gas pipe?" Jiang Yuduo asked.

"Water heater!" Cheng Ke walked back to the bathroom door and knocked on the water heater a few times, "How can I take a shower without hot water! I don't even start!"

"It has nothing to do with whether the gas is connected or not," Jiang Yuduo sounded like a cigarette, "It can be started without gas, but it just doesn't produce hot water."

"Don't talk to me about this, I'll ask you..." Cheng Ke was interrupted by Jiang Yutuo in half.

"What is written on the water heater?" Jiang Yuduo asked.

"I..." Cheng Ke felt that he could not communicate with this person, but he gritted his teeth and looked at the water heater, "Isn't it just a model! What kind of instant-heat electric water heater!"

"Yes!" Jiang Yuduo suddenly shouted, "This is a fucking electric water heater! Fucking it! What kind of gas pipe!"

Cheng Ke was a little dizzy by his yelling, so he had to take off his phone and press the hands-free, and then looked at the words on the water heater again.

This is indeed an electric water heater.

but.

"I don't care whether it's electric or airy!" Cheng Ke controlled his voice, trying to prevent himself from being on the same volume as the psychopath. "It doesn't start now and doesn't produce hot water!"

"Has it plugged in?" Jiang Yuduo's voice returned to normal.

"It's plugged in." Cheng Ke glanced at the socket.

"Is the leakage switch turned on?" Jiang Yuduo asked again.

"What?" Cheng Ke was stunned.

"There is a small box on it, and there is a small lid on it. Open the small lid and there is a small push in it," said Jiang Yuduo, "push the small push up."

Cheng Ke didn't say anything, followed his instructions in Jiang Yuduo's small xx, and the screen of the water heater lit up.

"Is it started?" Jiang Yuduo asked.

"…it's started." Cheng Ke replied.

At this moment, he felt very embarrassed and didn't know what else to say next.

"Awesome," said Jiang Yuduo, "is much better than the child next door who is three and a half years old. Although the child knows how to do it, he can't reach it."

Cheng Ke didn't say anything.

"If you don't hang up the phone within three seconds, I will go over and suck you." Jiang Yuduo said.

"Did your fucking finger break? Can't hang up the phone?" Cheng Ke hung up the phone after saying that, he was stunned for two seconds and smashed his phone hard towards the sofa in the living room. The phone bounced twice and fell to the ground. He entered the bathroom, "Go to fuck you."

He threw the bath towel on the ground, then opened the faucet hard, and waited for the water in the spray head to steam out of heat, Cheng Ke stood in the hot water and closed his eyes hard.

After rinsing the hot water for a while, Cheng Ke felt that his body was much more relaxed, and the air in his chest dissipated little by little, but he also began to become a little weak. He pressed his forehead against the wall, wrapping his whole body in warm hot water and steam.

He sighed deeply.

Chen Qing sat on the chair with his legs on the table. He smiled for five minutes but couldn't stop.

"It's not over, right?" Jiang Yuduo looked at him.

"No," Chen Qing smiled and turned his head, "Is this Jaeger-LeCoultre an alien? He can't even use a water heater?"

Jiang Yudu ignored him, looked down at his cell phone, saved Cheng Ke's number, and poked it a few times in his name.

Cheng·My mind-retarded·Ke.

"It seems that," Chen Qing smiled and began to analyze, "He should be a pampered young master. Maybe rich people don't use water heaters at home and wash hot springs directly."

Jiang Yuduo bent down and picked up his slippers and smashed them on Chen Qing: "Shut up."

"I'm asleep," Chen Qing yawned, "I have to go to the store tomorrow morning, and then go to Zhang Daqi's place in the afternoon. I'll go in as soon as he opens the door."

"Well," Jiang Yuduo responded, "Just take two people there and sit there, don't have any conflicts with him, the old thing is quite dark."

"Is it black?" Chen Qing thought for a while, "He hasn't done anything for so many years. He just has a fierce face and doesn't look like he has been with him before."

"You are just blind, you can tell what a big deal," Jiang Yutuo stood up and went into the bedroom. "You can just flatten the sofa and sleep, it's a little wider."

"No, I'm so narrow." Chen Qing fell on the sofa.

Jiang Yuduo threw it onto the bedroom door.

I didn't fall asleep that night and I had insomnia.

Jiang Yuduo sat up in the middle of the night and looked at the desk calendar on the bedside table. He had suffered a little insomnia this month. He took the desk calendar and drew a fork on today's date.

I haven't encountered anything recently, why do I always suffer from insomnia?

He turned his head and looked at the Meow sleeping next to the pillow. He slept very sweetly with a twisted flower. He poked the Meow's belly, which was so envious.

Chen Qing got up at half past six in the morning. He is such an excellent young man. He has never been late for so long. Apart from often driving around in customers' cars, he has no problem.

After hearing the sound of Chen Qing going out, Jiang Yuduo also got up, walked to the window, looked out from the cracks in the curtains. It was still dark and the street lights were still on, and people who woke up early were in a hurry.

Jiang Yuduo stood at the window for almost twenty minutes, and Meow lay down his pants all the way up to his shoulders, and meowed in his ears.

"Okay, okay, okay, I know you want to have breakfast," Jiang Yuduo pulled it off and threw it on the sofa. "I tell you, you'd better keep it in check. If I get annoyed one day, you have to go out to eat the garbage."

After serving meow, he watched TV on the sofa for more than an hour. Jiang Yuduo went out and sat down in the breakfast shop opposite.

He could no longer remember when he was developing this habit, and how many years he had been persisted in it.

Anyway, he can't eat if he doesn't have this position.
To be continued...