Chapter 2: Straight men coaxing people
If it wasn't the first time we met.
The two of them are more familiar with each other. With the appearance and good conversation of the strange woman in front of them, Chen Sinian may hesitate for a while.
But the problem is that this is their first time meeting!
"No need!" Chen Sinian refused without thinking.
Although Song Qingman's actions made Chen Sinian feel disgusted, there was no need to make him retaliate.
"Aren't you curious?" Xiao Chunu said with a smile.
"What are you curious about?"
"You obviously think you can confess your love successfully, but in the end, the result was unexpected!"
Song Qingman has given the answer to this reason.
Chen Sinian's eyes were calm and she said expressionlessly: "Because I can't afford one of her bags for a month's living expenses!"
"Wrong, very wrong!"
Xiao Chunu corrected her figure and made her look more serious, saying, "Dating is not marriage, money is second, and the most important thing is that you were tricked by a scumbag."
How could Chen Sinian not understand that he was tricked by Song Qingman at this time?
Chen Si has a good impression of Song Qingman, and Song Qingman always likes to get along with him. In addition, Song Qingman's intentional or unintentional hints during the past few days of chatting, Chen Sinian has the illusion of confessing.
Chen Sinian had no expression on his face and just nodded lightly, "I met someone wrong!"
"puff!"
Xiao Chunu laughed and said, "This big boy is too funny, are you using the word "wrong"?
"So, I will teach you how to see through the girl's thoughts and make you smooth in your future love!" Xiao Chunu said seriously.
Chen Sinian is indeed simple and easy to deceive. Now he has begun to want to have an in-depth understanding of Xiao Chunu's love teaching.
"What's the purpose of teaching me about falling in love?" Chen Sinian asked.
Xiao Chunu's eyes lit up and she snapped her fingers.
Although Chen Sinian is handsome and silly on the surface, he is quite stupid.
"You are right, I do have a purpose." Xiao Chunu nodded.
Recently, Xiao Chu girl was crazily pursued by Xu Haofeng, the captain of the school's Jiangda basketball team. She couldn't resist it and wanted to find a shield to stop Xu Haofeng's pursuit.
Xu Haofeng is above the top and is also a star in Jiangda Sports. He is very glorious. If Xiao Chunu just finds an ordinary person, Xu Haofeng will definitely not believe it.
But Chen Sinian, who happened to appear by chance, was different.
Chen Sinian is also a famous Jiang Da. He is a talented drama department with handsomeness and talent. His script "Walking with the Night" was filmed by young director Liang Dong and won the National Gold Award for College Students' Film Works.
In the Jiangda literary and artistic circle, Chen Sinian is an absolute top celebrity.
However, Chen Sinian did not take any money at that time and had only gained a good reputation.
Therefore, Chen Sinian meets all the shield requirements of Xiao Chunu.
"You know Xu Haofeng, he has been annoying me recently. I want to find someone to play a boyfriend and tell him not to annoy me."
"If it's too ordinary, I probably won't believe it, after all..."
"Yes! Just as you can see, I look so pretty!"
“…”
After listening to Xiao Chunu’s story, Chen Sinian understood.
The two people seem to have the value of mutual fulfillment.
Chen Sinian learns how to fall in love with a girl!
Xiao Chunu took advantage of the fact that she taught Chen Sinian to fall in love and rejected Xu Haofeng's pursuit.
"I agree with each other, I don't owe each other!" Chen Sinian showed a smile on his fair and simple face, and he believed Xiao Chunu.
"Then... let's start dating!" Xiao Chunu's bright eyes smiled brightly.
"No, no, it's a real teaching of fake love!"
"No...what are you in a hurry to explain?"
When Xiao Chunu saw Chen Sinian deliberately distinguishing clearly, she found it very funny, "Didn't you... Have you never been in a relationship? It shouldn't be... You are such a stupid and handsome boy, you should have been harmed long ago!"
"I! No! I'm anxious!"
"I just said casually, what are you doing so loudly? Did I... make me think so?" Xiao Chunu became interested in an instant, her eyes were bright, as if she had discovered a treasure.
Chen Sinian glanced at Xiao Chunu with a blank expression, then quickly moved away, and said, "You should talk about how to start teaching me to fall in love!"
"It's very simple to fall in love, it's just to spoil her into a little princess."
Xiao Chunu stood up from the opposite side, walked to the dining table corridor and turned around: "For example, now, you can start with my appearance, clothes, and accessories first, and praise me!"
Chen Sinian looked at it carefully for a few seconds and said, "You are too thin, you should eat more!"
"Please... I'm asking you to praise me, not asking you to educate me, look at my face and say something nice to coax me."
"Big eyes, small mouth, and no nose doesn't seem to have been done!"
“…”
Xiao Chunu blinked her eyes, and the smile on her face gradually solidified, "You have no new ideas at all. The girl is here to listen to you praise her, not to know the size of her facial features. Please use some adjectives."
"Okay, I'll try!"
Chen Sinian held his forehead, thought for a while, and said, "Eyes are like the full moon, um...the mouth is like cherries, and the nose is like mountains..."
"Stop... what a mess you are like? You are a straight man!" Xiao Chunu's head started to hurt.
No wonder this guy is so handsome and talented. Song Qingman directly refused, and he has no brains for love at all.
"What I described is very accurate!" Chen Sinian said.
"precise……"
Xiao Chunu was almost so angry that she vomited. She said, "You are praising others, what should you do exactly?"
"First of all, to praise a person's appearance, you should start from the other person's appearance. If you can get six points, you should praise eight points, and if you can get eight points, you should be full. Then use a lot of adjectives to embellish it. If you can make metaphors, you should use metaphors!" Xiao Chunu said.
"Okay, I understand!"
"You try again!"
Chen Sinian cleared his throat, looked at Xiao Chunu's eyes, and said, "Your eyes are like clear springs in the mountains..."
"Not bad, keep going!"
"Your face made me forget all the downs."
"Huh... weird, is there any?"
"Your voice is like a bird in the forest that intoxicates me!"
“???”
Xiao Chunu's face began to become bitter, and she asked, "Strange, I seem to have heard of it somewhere."
Chen Sinian: "Tangyang Gyatso!"
Chapter completed!