Chapter 323 It's Too Difficult To Be A Man!
Chapter 323 It’s too difficult to be a human being!
Enter Bai Mansion.
Han Shaoqing and Bai Suzhen were closer and pretending to look around: "Miss Bai, it's not that I want to scare you, the old Taoist priest just now said that there was a snake spirit in this room."
"Snake spirit? It's so long!"
Bai Suzhen's eyes were charming and enchanting, and her body was agile. She was almost synchronized with Han Shaoqing's head, and always maintained an equal angle.
Now is the time to act.
Bai Suzhen is a snake demon, but she doesn't want "Ning Caichen" to know that she is a snake demon.
Han Shaoqing knew that Bai Suzhen was a snake demon, but he pretended not to know that the other party was a snake demon.
"It's really!"
Han Shaoqing pretended to be scared.
Bai Suzhen smiled and said, "Come with me..."
While talking, Bai Suzhen took Han Shaoqing's hand into the room, asked Han Shaoqing to take off her clothes and take a hot bath.
She washed Han Shaoqing's clothes, smelled them, showing a hint of intoxication, and then dried them, while imitating opera and talking.
The main reason is that Bai Suzhen can’t lie, and she imitates opera style as soon as she lies. Han Shaoqing knows it well and thinks Bai Suzhen is quite cute.
"Young Master doesn't know anything~"
"We two sisters moved here from other places, and we are not familiar with our lives. We are afraid that there will be bad people to beat us two weak women~"
"So a strange way to meet is to pay a Maoshan Taoist priest to come to this room to catch snake spirits. Even those bad people want to make a bad intention, they have to avoid three points~~"
Han Shaoqing took a hot bath, listening to Bai Suzhen's opera, and automatically made up the sound of gongs and drums in his mind, and he felt secretly amused.
Bai Suzhen has not yet learned to lie. If she speaks in opera, she must be lying.
Although Han Shaoqing knew that Bai Suzhen was lying, he was not angry. Instead, he felt that Bai Suzhen had a little woman feeling like she was.
"Actually, this is a trick of bitter flesh~ but it may not be a way to protect yourself!"
Bai Suzhen, a thousand-year-old snake spirit, used to face mountain spirits and wild monsters, and always went straightforward. Now it is the first time in her life that she has lie, and she is racking her brains.
After walking around and finally making up for it, Bai Suzhen breathed a sigh of relief.
At this time, the clothes were also dried.
Han Shaoqing put on his clothes and tidyed up his appearance, and in a blink of an eye he became a handsome young man again.
Bai Suzhen made a table of side dishes, and Han Shaoqing and Bai Suzhen made it to each other.
"Young master, eat it quickly, so as not to get cold."
This time, Bai Suzhen used a normal tone and looked at Han Shaoqing with affectionateness, just like a young wife at home.
Bai Suzhen picked up food for Han Shaoqing, and Han Shaoqing grabbed Bai Suzhen's hand: "Why is your hand so popular?"
"Ah... that, I accidentally burned my clothes when I was ironing..."
Bai Suzhen was a little unnatural.
"It might be better if you apply some soy sauce."
Han Shaoqing dipped some soy sauce on the plate with his hand and applied it to Bai Suzhen's hands.
"Oh~ it hurts~"
Bai Suzhen was distraught and shy, her eyebrows and eyes were as lightning as she could hear her mouth making people moans.
Han Shaoqing felt that his concentration was tested.
【The mind and nature are still lacking!】
"Miss, I'm here to return the umbrella."
"So, come with me~"
Bai Suzhen got up and took Han Shaoqing's hand into the boudoir. While walking, her clothes gradually faded.
【It is obviously seducing me.】
"Young Master, come quickly~"
Bai Suzhen lay down on the cool couch, revealing her beautiful back and stretching out her fingers, as if she was captivating.
Although Bai Suzhen has already cultivated into a human body, her emotions are still a blank piece of paper and she does not have a good understanding of human morality. Once she recognizes someone, she will devote herself wholeheartedly.
This is also one of the demonic natures. Compared with the twists and turns of humans, demons are often more direct.
All the clothes are taken off, it is hard to let go of your kindness!
Han Shaoqing had no reason to refuse and cooperated with Bai Suzhen to go to Wushan.
Xiaoqing had already dealt with the blind Taoist priest and was watching and studying outside, muttering: "Climbing is called walking, this is called returning an umbrella, it is really difficult to be a human being!"
(10,000 words are omitted here.)
Six hours, it was so terrifying!
That is, Han Shaoqing is in good health, otherwise he really can't stand it.
At the same time, I was a little confused, how could Xu Xian stand it?
From this we can see that Xu Xian is not useless, at least he has a skill!
Xiaoqing said that she was useless in her studies, but she didn't know why her two tails were a little soft and she didn't want to move.
"Suzhen, let's get married."
Although Han Shaoqing is a scumbag, he will be responsible.
"Get married, okay, I will listen to you."
Bai Suzhen snuggled in Han Shaoqing's arms, as if she was savoring something, and a happy smile appeared on her face.
It is relatively simple to get married to the two.
After choosing a good day, Han Shaoqing used eight-carrying sedan chairs to marry Bai Suzhen to the family.
Neither of them had parents, relatives and friends, so they invited some neighbors as guests, just to make a fun trip.
When I heard that I didn’t have to take gifts when I had a wedding banquet, the neighbors around me still actively participated.
After three worships, Bai Suzhen became Han Shaoqing's person.
Bedroom candle.
This time, there are only three days in the past, and there are as many as 100,000 words in the indescribable plot.
Xiaoqing is listening to the corner of the wall again, it’s not right, it’s learning.
A lot of knowledge has been added!
At the same time, I was worried that it would cause death.
Fortunately, Han Shaoqing survived with all his strength.
Don’t ask Han Shaoqing how he did it, just ask one word “hard”.
Bai Suzhen actually discovered Han Shaoqing's "unusuality" and was a little worried, but she was still addicted to it and couldn't extricate herself.
Three days in a flash.
Bai Suzhen came back to the scene and saw that Han Shaoqing was still energetic. She felt that Han Shaoqing was not a very human being, but she didn't say it out loud.
Xiaoqing has been miserable these days.
I climbed up to the wall, hid by the window, and ate the flying mosquitoes when I was hungry.
Seeing Han Shaoqing and Bai Suzhen "returning the umbrella", I felt a little lonely in my heart.
She doesn't want to adapt to human life like Bai Suzhen, nor is she willing to "be a human being".
It was just that I didn’t want to be separated from Bai Suzhen, so I tried hard to learn Bai Suzhen’s every move.
But now the other party is a double person, and she is practicing alone and can’t learn it!
It's too difficult to be a human being!
The only benefit is probably that her sister doesn't care about eating mosquitoes now.
Or there is no air traffic.
But then again, why does a snake eat mosquitoes?
After getting dressed, Han Shaoqing went out for the first time after getting married and bought some ingredients to go home.
I met the blind Taoist priest again on the way.
But the blind Taoist priest at this time had a ferocious head and horns. It seemed that he had been tricked by Xiaoqing before.
"Um."
The blind Taoist priest seemed to notice something and asked the boy beside him: "Advisor, who is in front of him?"
"Master, it was the scholar who stopped us a few days ago."
A boy replied.
The blind Taoist priest was a little surprised: "You are not dead, but you have demonic energy on your body. Now you can quickly stay away from here, and you may be able to escape the disaster."
"I think it's you who should leave. Get out of here and don't block my way home."
Han Shaoqing said, and squeezed over.
The blind Taoist priest stamped his feet in anger: "It's stubborn, so confused!"
Chapter completed!