Chapter 36: Attack on Mario
At this time, Uncle Diao Simario continued to kill, no, he was using his butt to kill people!
Seeing the number of deaths rising, the atmosphere between the superpowers was also a bit subtle, as if he was afraid that the next one would be himself. This way of death was simply terrible.
If someone asks the world what kind of death is the most afflicting way, these superpowered people will probably answer immediately, and they were sitting to death by Uncle Mario with his big ass...
Facing Uncle Mario's precise big-butt-made "missile", it was not only Dongfang Ming who was helpless, but these superpowers were even more helpless, because they were the targets of attack!
"Fuck!" Dongfang Ming looked sweaty and was puzzled. He never expected that Uncle Mario, who was zombie-like, would be so vulgar. It would be fine if he used his butt to press people, but he even used the anus to spray airflow and fly and dodge them as power!
He is so bad, doesn't he understand that he has violated the Great Newton's law? The most hateful thing is, will he pollute the fresh air if he does this?
Labor and capital! Want to breathe fresh air normally! It’s not the stench in the sky!
"Fuck! Labor and capital, I won't burst your anus! I won't be a human being!" Seeing the vulgar Uncle Mario rushing into the air with the anus again, Dongfang Ming couldn't help but curse again.
After the words finished, looking at Uncle Mario who was rising straight, Dongfang Ming suddenly felt a sudden heart, and he exploded with anus, by the way, exploded with anus, see how it flew.
But what can we do to explode Uncle Mario's anus?
In a trance, looking at Mario who was falling rapidly, Dongfang Ming's mind flashed and a wicked smile appeared on his face, making you like to sit on your butt, and immediately let you explode your anus!
"Saeko, take out [Galen's Great Sword] first, and then..." Then, Dongfang Aki immediately gave detailed instructions to Saeko.
"Yes." Saeko took out [Galen's Great Sword] from her portable space. According to Dongfang Ming's intention, she dug a hole on the ground, stuffed the hilt into the hole, and let the sword tip face upwards and straighten it.
It took another little time before Saeko fixed the [Galen's Great Sword] to ensure that it would not shake.
"Okay." Saeko gently patted the dust on her hands and said to Dongfang Ming, who was holding the sword.
"Yeah." Dongfang Ming slowly let go of his hands when he heard this. Since the trap has been set, it is time to lure his prey.
But how should we lure prey? Uncle Mario, who is zombie-like, obviously has no interest in him and only knows to chase those people. Should they be used as bait? Dongfang Ming, who was thinking hard, scratched his head.
"No." Dongfang Ming shook his head. He just wanted others to be bait. The other party probably wouldn't want to be bait. They wouldn't give their lives to others for bet.
"Fuck, what's the ones who are there to chase after those sbs?" Dongfang Ming murmured, wonderingly, now he wishes Uncle Mario would come to chase him. He is obviously a human being, and his meat is the same. Is it a little bit stinky?
"Wait..." Dongfang Ming seemed to suddenly realize something, looked at the superpowers being chased, and then looked at himself and Saeko.
"It's blood!" Dongfang Ming's mind flashed and he immediately reacted. Yes, there was indeed a little difference between them. Saeko's body was clean, and except for a little blood stain on his sleeve, he was completely different. The superpowered people were either covered with blood, or injured, with a strong smell of blood.
"Dan, is this the reason?" Although we came to the conclusion, Dongfang Ming was not sure of this. However, thinking about the living people with blood on their bodies, they are indeed very tempting to zombies.
A loud bang meant that Uncle Mario successfully landed on the ground, and it also meant that someone had a tragedy.
"Forget it, let's try it first..." Seeing that another victim appeared, Dongfang Ming no longer continued to struggle.
"..." But when he was about to take the test, Dongfang Ming suddenly hesitated because Dongfang Ming didn't want to bleed by himself, and he had no tendency to self-harm. If he cut his fingers or something, it would be fine. But now he obviously needs to cut his pulse and bleed greatly. How can Dongfang Ming be willing to bleed heavily?
He glanced at Saeko beside him. Dongfang Ming was depressed. He didn't want to bleed, but he couldn't let the girl bleed.
Looking at his hands and unconsciously aiming at the faint bloodstains on his sleeves, Dongfang Ming suddenly had an idea and said to Saeko: "You wait here, I'll be back soon." After that, Dongfang Ming immediately ran towards the scrapped car not far away.
"Brother, I'm sorry." Running to the soldier's body, Dongfang Ming whispered, before slowly removing his bloody military uniform.
Dongfang Ming frowned, his palms covered with blood, and he felt so sticky and uncomfortable. Then, Dongfang Ming endured the unhappiness, kneaded the bloody clothes into a ball and grabbed them in his hand, preparing to return the same way.
"Hey, where is Mario?" Not long after Dongfang Ming set out on the journey back, he suddenly found that Mario, who was zombie-like, disappeared.
"Master! No..." At this time, Saeko looked up at Mario's position in the air, then her face changed, and she took a step and rushed towards Dongfang Ming quickly.
"Strange?" Dongfang Ming stopped and looked around, but still couldn't find Mario's figure.
Saeko, who was squirting away, saw Dongfang Ming suddenly stop, her heart tightened, her feet accelerated a little more, and rushed straight towards Dongfang Ming.
At this moment, Mario, who was above Dongfang Ming's head, began to slowly fall down...
Dongfang Akira turned around and suddenly saw Saeko running towards him, and suddenly felt a bad premonition in his heart.
"Master!" Seeing that Dongfang Ming was still standing "silly", Saeko couldn't help but shout and ran towards Dongfang Ming at the extreme speed.
"Saeko." Dongfang Ming immediately reacted and ran away when he heard this. At this time, Dongfang Ming was already scared and sweating, as if he felt the breath of death...
"Bang!" A loud bang reached everyone's ears.
"It hurts so much..." Feeling the pain behind her back, Dongfang Ming couldn't help but twitch and murmured.
"Master, are you okay?" Saeko shook her long scattered hair and whispered in a low voice. At this time, she had been wearing a hood on her head and she fell off at some point, revealing her charming and beautiful purple hair.
"It's okay..." Dongfang Ming replied softly. Although the pain hurts, it's just an ordinary fall, and it's no big deal.
Just at the critical moment, Saeko jumped up and threw Dongfang Ming down. She flew for a short distance, successfully avoiding Mario's fatal big butt!
"Woo woo..." Uncle Mario sat in the broken pit and howled a few times in confusion.
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Chapter completed!