Chapter 2: It's not a ghost
The dust danced in the light of the car. Taoist Toad tilted his head and stared at the bumper that landed on the ground. "Liangsheng, your cultivation is so shallow? Just cut off the monster's lower lip with one sword?"
"Master, I haven't even swung a sword."
Lu Liangsheng was also a little surprised. The monster came in a fierce manner, but suddenly stopped. There was no demonic energy all over his body, just a pile of iron lumps. In his doubts, he just stopped the sword.
Smack~~
The car door blew up, and the scholar raised his eyes. One of them walked out of the monster side. He was slightly fat and had an ordinary face. A pair of short eyebrows were like two caterpillars, especially a ball of curled hair on his head, which made Lu Liangsheng frown. Could this person be a monk?
The man walked to the front of the car and took a look. He kicked the bumper lightly, glared and turned his head, "Brother, it's hard to deal with my car. He stood in the middle of the road in the middle of the night..."
Looking back, seeing the figure on the opposite side of the man wearing a blue shirt and a white robe with a high bun, the man laughed out loud: "Oh, I'm in ancient costume, who can I scare with a sword? This sword is good in shape, where did I buy it?"
The sword body is wide and long, densely carved with magic patterns, and anyone can still feel extraordinary at first glance. The fat man rubbed his chin and glanced at Lu Liangsheng with a rather obscene look.
"Just like this, it's better to pay me the sword, and I won't let you pay for the repair of the car."
As he said that, he reached out and touched it. Before he could touch it, the yellow light bounced in the air. The man screamed, stumbled back and hit the front of the car. Looking at the sword in the ancient costume man's book, his face changed, thinking of the few lightning bolts he had just shot... Could it be that he had encountered a ghost?
Gu~
The man swallowed a mouthful and squeezed out a smile, which was quite bitter.
"Who... I think I'll forget it. I'm an open-minded person and do good deeds without leaving a name. I'm just a bumper. I'll take it back by myself and just hit it with a hammer a few times. Goodbye, don't give it away!"
The man turned around and ran away, remembering the warning from the older generation, and could not turn his back to him. He ran two steps and stopped again. He turned around and nodded toward this side, "Don't give it to me, I'm really worried about you!"
"Let's go, too."
Lu Liangsheng was too lazy to pay attention to it. The strangeness here made him uncomfortable, especially the air was turbid and the spiritual energy was thin. The person he met was crazy. When he took out the Kunlun mirror, a faint magic sound came from the mirror, "Master, the spiritual energy is poor, and the shuttle several times have too much to consume his divine power. This time, I'm afraid you will have to wait for a while before you can leave again."
On the bookshelf, Toad Taoist jumped to his apprentice's back and climbed up his shoulders, with a solemn expression.
"Liangsheng, since that's the case, I'll stop the man just now and go to his residence. Let's settle down for the time being, and it's okay to recover one or two."
"Master, are you hungry?"
The toad was stunned for a moment, and half-squinted his eyelids and turned to one direction, "Hmph, how could he be a teacher be that kind of person!"
As the master and apprentice spoke, the man who turned around and opened the car door closed the door, twisted the key tremblingly, and muttered it.
"Don't look at the almanac when you go out!" "I either got struck by lightning or saw a ghost in the middle of the night."
"What car should I park in the wilderness?"
"Go away quickly, go home and take a hot shower, get into the bed, and you'll be fine tomorrow."
Huhu--
The slightly cool night wind squeezed into the car window and blew inside. A coolness blew on his face. The slightly fat man froze and a rustling sound suddenly came from behind.
The Adam's apple rolled, swallowed his saliva, twisted his neck with difficulty, and turned around and saw someone sitting there. There was a big toad lying on the scholar's shoulder. The bulging toad eyes were cold, which made his back feel cold.
There was an old donkey next to him, with his front hooves resting on him, and his long kiss revealed a row of yellow teeth. Erya screamed twice.
Lu Liangsheng didn't want to scare him, so he patted the old donkey and raised his sleeve and bowed to the other party.
"Don't be afraid, I am not a villain or a ghost. When I first arrived in the noble place, I hope my brother can make it convenient for me to stay for one night!"
"I...I...I...isn't afraid."
The man pursed his lips and stammered, turned around and tried to calm down to start the car, "Brother is so gentle, I am also a big man, how could I be afraid? Haha... Brother is really good at joking."
"Then why are your legs shaking?" This sentence was said by Taoist Toad. I saw the man holding the disc under the man, his legs shaking like a sieve, clamping them one by one.
"Brother, why did your voice change?"
"Nothing, my throat is uncomfortable. What I asked just now, can I agree?"
Hearing a gentle voice, the scholar reflected in the mirror hanging in the middle, with a handsome face, gentle eyebrows, and his eyes as if they contain stars, which made people feel comfortable. The man felt a little calm, but he dared not refuse, and nodded repeatedly: "No problem, don't talk about staying, you can live as long as you want."
Seeing that he agreed, Lu Liangsheng nodded and bowed again. Since the master said so, stay for a while, wait until the Tuoer's divine power is restored before leaving here.
"Thank you, brother, I won't refuse, just stay for a little longer."
"Ah? How long does it take?"
The man opened his mouth and hesitated for a moment. He didn't dare to say the second half of the sentence. He opened his face bitterly, stepped on the accelerator, and drove slowly towards the creaking car. This made Lu Liangsheng feel a little strange. He looked at the night flying backwards on both sides and looked at the place where the key was inserted.
"Brother, your car can run away with that thing?"
The man driving glanced at the rearview mirror slightly. The young man in blue shirt and white robe reflected in the mirror was touching the interior decoration of the car, with a novel look, not as if he was pretending to be a fake.
‘This guy isn’t an ancient person…’
Looking at the other party curiously, the man suddenly felt superior and straightened his chest: "That's right, this is called a car. Start with the key. My car is better than any BMW. You can run fast with a step on the accelerator. If you put the old donkey on the road, you can't even see the taillights of the car."
After saying that, the man suddenly turned his face and confirmed again: "Brother, are you really not a person here?"
"no."
In this matter, Lu Liangsheng was just a newcomer, so there was no need to deliberately conceal it. His outfit was different from the other party, and he could tell at a glance that he was not a person from this place.
Of course, that's what he thinks now.
Looking at the night passing outside the car window, Lu Liangsheng just smiled and didn't respond to the man's words. At this speed, he was just comparing with Lao Sun's escape. The magical technique was much faster than this.
Buzz —
The car body was speeding, and the lights were not very bright, illuminating the slender suburb roads, heading far away.
The old donkey in the car turned his head away from the window with some discomfort. He moved his hooves and pressed to a certain place in the car door. The window suddenly fell down. The old donkey immediately stretched out his head with joy, and his mane floated away in the wind. He suddenly felt much more comfortable and hissed twice comfortably.
Soon, a pair of light shone behind, the engine roared, and an off-road vehicle passed by, suddenly slowed down parallel to this side, the window fell, a man poked his face out and smiled, "Brother, everyone else carries dogs, you are a bit interesting."
The car window behind him was lowered. A woman with yellow hair was dyed with a big golden retriever in her arms. When she saw the donkey head stretching out from the car window opposite, she broke away from the woman's hands, rushed to the window, put her front paws on the car door, and barked outside.
Wow, wow, wow—
The old donkey drooped his eyelids and turned his head to open his eyes. A phantom appeared in the invisible sight of ordinary people, with dragon head, lion mane and antlers, and opened its long kiss and roaring.
"roar--"
Woo~~Woo~~~
The golden retriever dog in the off-road vehicle was so scared that he clamped his tail, turned around and hit the woman's arms, and ran to the cab with a squeal of pain. In an instant, the whole car slowed down and staggered to the back.
Lu Liangsheng patted the old donkey's neck and signaled to retract his head. The man holding the steering wheel in front looked at the reversing mirror outside the car and laughed. The feeling of being ridiculed just now disappeared. After getting familiar with Lu Liangsheng, his words opened up and he also started talking from time to time along the way. During the chat, Lu Liangsheng probably knew that the man was named Lu Jun, but he was from the south. He had only been acting here for a few years.
"...Brother, the house I live in is not a good one, a village in the city, but I believe that one day I will become famous in the performance and make a lot of money. In the future, I must be there, in the city there, and buy a big house!!"
A slightly fat young man named Lu Jun pointed to the dense lights outside the car window, and could vaguely see tall buildings. Lu Liangsheng and Taoist Toad were the first time they saw such a dozen-story pavilion.
After a while, the driving vehicles drove into the dilapidated street, as if it had rained the day before, the potholes on the ground were filled with turbid sewage, and signs of various colors were flashing lights on the street, and the open shops were making noises. More than a dozen people were holding something and emitting smoke. They were talking and laughing around several huge tables, holding long poles and poking small balls into the hole.
‘It’s such a bizarre world.’
The dirty and old red cart ran over a pool of sewage and stopped slowly. Lu Liang was born and looked at everything strange around him, feeling a smoky feeling. He was wearing a blue shirt and white robe. As soon as he got off the car, many people looked at him and whispered and whispered in a low voice. Especially when he saw a donkey coming out of the car, someone shouted to Lu Jun who was locking the door: "Brother Jun, have you brought the donkey on the set back?"
"Roll the ball!"
Lu Jun spat at them a few times, called the scholar who was still a little tragic in front of the car, imitated Lu Liangsheng's tone, and smiled and said, "Brother, the wet house has arrived."
Walking up the dirty corridor, Lu Liangsheng led the donkey and followed him up, watching the other party in the aisle open a door. In the creaking rust, a smell of smell came to his face.
A slight sound.
The soft lights illuminated instantly, and Lu Jun said, "Sit over there!" He rushed to the sofa, pressed the black thing, and the TV lighted up. Then he hugged some clothes and ran to the room inside in a panic, and frowned.
Lu Liangsheng looked at the lights and looked at the switch that the other party had just pressed. After pressing it twice, the light went dimmed and turned on again, and there was a rare smile on his face.
"This is a benefit to the people, do you think so, Master?"
The toad lying on his shoulder looked around. When the man was not there, he snorted: "It's just a little smelly. The things in the room are strange. Be careful of any mechanism you touch."
At this moment, a sudden sound of "Your Majesty!" came from the square thing over there. When Lu Liangsheng heard this, he frowned slightly and walked over. He saw a few villains fighting in the bright light. One of them was sitting in the Golden Palace in a dragon robe, slapped the handrail, and his words were sonorous and powerful.
"I have many borers in the Qing Dynasty, and I should have caught them long ago..."
"Qing Dynasty?"
Lu Liangsheng's cheeks bulged up, slowly squatted down, and carefully looked at the little man talking inside. On the other side, the door opened, Lu Jun's slightly fat young man came out drinking a can of Coke, and laughed at the scholar's appearance.
"What are you doing so close? Could it be that you can drag the person inside out..."
Before the word "Come" was heard, Lu Liangsheng reached into the TV screen with one hand, grabbed the head of the person inside, and pulled it out of the TV bit by bit.
puff--
Lu Jun squirted out a sip of soda, and as he watched the man wearing a dragon robe lying on the ground, he opened his throat and shouted: "I still say it's not a ghost!!"
Chapter completed!